GoonTier 2016: NFL Fantasy Promotion/Relegation Keeper League (Season 4)

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Mikey Purp: Sep 30, 2008; I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Suave Fedora posted:

Good game MikeyPurp.

I concede and will not contest the results of the match.

Good game, my man. I didn't feel comfortable at any point during that match-up.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:44

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 19:05

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

I benched Gore for Farrow like a moron but it wouldn't have mattered anyway which I guess is nice. I'm just glad that I didn't somehow have the clairvoyance to start Henry, because then I would've lost by half a point and I'd be currently in the midst of white hot anger

# ? Dec 20, 2016 21:29

Lock: Aug 8, 2007; hardcore sound gets you hypah

thank you for making my hopes' death swift, pilsbury

# ? Dec 24, 2016 20:44

von Metternich: May 7, 2007; Why the hell not?

GG Anubis. See you in Tier A next year!

# ? Dec 26, 2016 03:18

Anubis: Oct 9, 2003; It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.; Fun Shoe

von Metternich posted:

GG Anubis. See you in Tier A next year!

It's finally happened, I've won a FF championship!

# ? Dec 26, 2016 03:20

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Where the gently caress was this team last week? I'll take 3rd

# ? Dec 26, 2016 06:23

Anubis: Oct 9, 2003; It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.; Fun Shoe

Hot Diggity! posted:

Where the gently caress was this team last week? I'll take 3rd

Tier A is all that really matters. :toot:

# ? Dec 26, 2016 07:15

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

This is my 4th straight year winning a championship but beating people I know in real life just doesn't have the same challenge as beating goons on a regular week. I'm crawling my way back into Tier A next year.

print

the

shirts

# ? Dec 26, 2016 08:12

Mikey Purp: Sep 30, 2008; I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

If I'm going to lose a championship game, I at least want it to be a merciful blowout where no sit/start decision could have saved me, so congrats and thanks for making it relatively painless Dewy.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 14:54

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I hate fantasy football almost as much as I hate real football.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 22:29

dewey7788: Oct 10, 2004; Don't Toews me bro!

Mikey Purp posted:

If I'm going to lose a championship game, I at least want it to be a merciful blowout where no sit/start decision could have saved me, so congrats and thanks for making it relatively painless Dewy.

It's not over yet! My Cowboys could all sit and Golden Tate could break his leg on the first play.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 23:16

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Congratulations to dewey7788, our GoonTier 2016 champion!

And shoutout to Anubis, von Metternich, and TubeStank. Your dedication, hard work, and commitment to self-improvement has elevated you above your peers and into the pearly gates of Tier A. You should already be feeling the higher levels of testosterone flowing through your veins.

# ? Dec 27, 2016 15:12

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Spoils available in supplemental draft due to embarrassing efforts of Boywunda, Chen Kenichi, and Parmesan Basil:

code:

1+1	Latavius Murray, Adrian Peterson, Amari Cooper, Eddie Lacy
1	Jeremy Maclin, TJ Yeldon
2	Allen Robinson, Brandon Marshall, Jarvis Landry
3	Drew Brees, Doug Baldwin, Jeremy Langford
4	Melvin Gordon, Sammy Watkins
5	Reshad Jones
6	Sterling Shepard, Paul Posluszny, Jordan Hicks
7	Donte Moncrief, Tavon Austin, Ryan Shazier, Alec Ogletree
8	Deone Bucannon, DeAndre Hopkins, Blake Bortles
9	Jay Ajayi, Stefon Diggs
12	Will Fuller
13	Travis Benjamin, Jameis Winston, Carlos Dunlap
14	Kevin White, Tyler Eifert
15	Kenny Vaccaro
16	Marcus Mariota
17	Paul Perkins
19	Carson Wentz

# ? Dec 27, 2016 15:33

dewey7788: Oct 10, 2004; Don't Toews me bro!

This is peak life right now.

# ? Dec 27, 2016 23:26

Anubis: Oct 9, 2003; It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.; Fun Shoe

Knowing I get first pick, I'm not mad about that keeper list at all.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 06:10

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

TIER B DO NOT READ........

Tier A hello

# ? Dec 29, 2016 06:13

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

Welcome, tier b refugees. Can't wait to Trump your asses back to where you belong.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 09:15

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Welcome to the hell

# ? Dec 29, 2016 09:21

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Next season we'll have been doing this for half a decade. Only three teams have managed to stay in Tier A this entire time: our early overlord Darkspider42, the relegation assassin jabro, and the inoffensive Mikey Purp.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 16:30

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

All of my old players are beautiful and perfect please take them and use them well.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 22:13

Boywunda: Jun 25, 2003

Parmesan Basil posted:

All of my old players are beautiful and perfect please take them and use them well.

I made some trades this season in preperation for next. Olsen for Murray and Robinson. Brady for Moncrief. Drafted Ajayi middle rounds, Mariota in the late rounds. *sniff*, I'll miss that value.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 22:43

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

I'm just grateful that I was able to get the good guys in the expansion draft thx bros

# ? Dec 29, 2016 23:21

Mikey Purp: Sep 30, 2008; I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Zypher posted:

inoffensive Mikey Purp.

Well sir, you can gently caress right off with that. I run this poo poo. not really

# ? Dec 30, 2016 02:40

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

my reign shall soon return

# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:22

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

jabro posted:

Welcome, tier b refugees. Can't wait to Trump your asses back to where you belong.

I will not beat as bad the former Tier B scrub who swears fealty to me.

# ? Dec 30, 2016 05:31

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

Zypher posted:

Next season we'll have been doing this for half a decade. Only three teams have managed to stay in Tier A this entire time: our early overlord Darkspider42, the relegation assassin jabro, and the inoffensive Mikey Purp.

Not fair because I started in B due to circumstances beyond my control but then to prove my manhood I won the first Tier B championship so I was essentially an A in B's clothing.

I am not proud of my roots but here we are.

# ? Dec 30, 2016 05:34

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

What's the official line on post-season trades?

# ? Jan 1, 2017 19:16

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Go hog wild

# ? Jan 1, 2017 20:47

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Most payments have been sent to the same e-mail that PayPal-ed me those long five months ago. Two of you received PMs with questions -- let me know where to send your cash moneyyyyy

# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:26

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 19:05

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Keeper menus for returning Jerkers:

dewey7788

code:

1+1	Aaron Rodgers (2013 2nd, 2014-2016 1st), Dez Bryant (2013 2nd, 2014-2016 1st)
1	TY Hilton (2013 9th, 2014 7th, 2015 4th, 2016 2nd)
5	Khalil Mack (2016 6th)
6	Sean Lee (2016 7th)
7 	Devonta Freeman (2015 9th, 2016 8th)
8	Mark Ingram (2014 17th, 2015 10th, 2016 9th)
9	Eric Decker (2015 11th, 2016 10th)
17	Devontae Booker (2016 18th)

Mikey Purp

code:

1+1	LeSean McCoy (2015 2nd, 2016 1st), Julio Jones (2014-16 1st)
5	Emmanuel Sanders (2016 6th)
6	Delanie Walker (2016 7th)
9	Lawrence Timmons (2016 10th)
11	Morgan Burnett (2016 12th)
16	Jerick McKinnon (2016 17th)
19	Matthew Stafford (2016 20th)

Suave Fedora

code:

1+1	LeVeon Bell (2014 3rd, 2015 2nd, 2016 1st)
3	Greg Olsen (2015 6th, 2016 4th)
4	Brandin Cooks (2014 8th, 2015 7th, 2016 5th)
7	Isaiah Crowell (2016 8th)
8	Michael Crabtree (2016 9th)
9	Ben Roethlisberger (2016 10th)
11	Martellus Bennett (2013 15th, 2014 14th, 2015 13th, 2016 12th)
12	Kiko Alonso (2016 13th)
15	Preston Brown (2016 16th)
16	Travis Kelce (2014 19th, 2015 18th, 2016 17th)
19	Cameron Jordan (2016 20th)

Dandy Pokeman

code:

1	Demaryius Thomas (2016 2nd)
2	DeMarco Murray (2016 3rd)
3	Frank Gore (2016 4th)
6	Mike Evans (2015 8th, 2016 7th)
8	Derrick Henry (2016 9th)
9	Landon Collins (2016 10th)
17	Jason Witten (2016 18th)
18	Derek Carr (2015 20th, 2016 19th)

bobby2times

code:

1+1	Randall Cobb (2014 2nd, 2015-16 1st), AJ Green (2013 2nd, 2014-16 1st) 
1	Keenan Allen (2015 3rd, 2016 2nd)
2	Matt Forte (2016 3rd)
3	Jonathan Stewart (2016 4th)
5	Allen Turns (2016 6th)
6	Russell Wilson (2014 10th, 2015 9th, 2016 7th)
7	Aaron Donald (2016 8th)
8	Harrison Smith (2016 9th)
10	Kwon Alexander (2016 11th)
11	LeGarrette Blount (2016 12th)
12	CJ Mosley (2014 15th, 2015 14th, 2016 13th)

Zypher

code:

1+1	Jordy Nelson (2013 4th, 2014 2nd, 2015-16 1st)
1	Thomas Rawls (2016 2nd)
3	Marvin Jones (2016 4th)
5	Larry Fitzgerald (2015 7th, 2016 6th)
6	Jeremy Hill (2015 8th, 2016 7th)
7	Danny Trevathan (2016 8th)
8	Bobby Wagner (2016 9th)
10	Carlos Hyde (2015 12th, 2016 11th)
13	Chris Ivory (2016 14th)
14	Spencer Ware (2016 15th)
15	Philip Rivers (2015 17th, 2016 16th)
16	Eric Ebron (2015 18th, 2016 17th)

darkspider42

code:

1+1	David Johnson (2016 1st)
1	Andrew Luck (2013 5th, 2014 4th, 2015 3rd, 2016 2nd
2	Lavonte David (2013 8th, 2014 7th, 2015 4th, 2016 3rd)
3	Doug Martin (2015 5th, 2016 4th)
4	Julian Edelman (2015 6th, 2016 5th)
5	Jordan Matthews (2015 6th, 2016 6th)
6	John Brown (2015 12th, 2016 7th)
7	Rashad Jennings (2016 8th)
10	Tevin Coleman (2016 11th)
15	Alshon Jeffery (2013 19th, 2014 18th, 2015 17th, 2016 16th)
16	Antoine Bethea (2016 17th)
17	Jordan Howard (2016 18th)

zeroordie

code:

1+1	Odell Beckham Jr (2015-16 1st), Rob Gronkowski (2013 5th, 2014 4th, 2015 2nd, 2016 1st)
1	Todd Gurley (2015 3rd, 2016 2nd), Antonio Brown (2013 6th, 2014 4th, 2015 3rd, 2016 2nd)
3	Lamar Miller (2014 6th, 2015 5th, 2016 4th)
5	Kelvin Benjamin (2014 11th, 2015 10th, 2016 6th)
9	Corey Graham (2016 10th)
10	Tom Brady (2016 11th)
11	Christine Michael (2016 12th)
13	Willie Snead (2016 14th)

jabro

code:

1+1	Ezekiel Elliott (2016 1st)
1	CJ Anderson (2016 2nd)
2	Jordan Reed (2016 3rd)
3	Ryan Mathews (2016 4th)
4	Cam Newton (2014 7th, 2015 6th, 2016 5th)
5	DeVante Parker (2016 6th)
7	DeSean Jackson (2016 8th)
11	Dion Lewis (2016 12th)
12	Tajae Sharpe (2016 13th)
19	Telvin Smith (2015 21st, 2016 20th)

# ? Jan 3, 2017 22:26

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