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curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
:ocelot::grin:

:69snypa:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

7 inch crew right here

but im already the adult 12 year old in a poly house hold

im paid to get caught smoking weed and i swear a lot and stay up WAYY past my bed time and sneak out of the house and stuff

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


JiveHonky posted:



Its not exactly like this but pretty close

I learned something new about Quentin Tarantino today

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

FlimFlam Imam posted:

120 hours a week, dressed up as a baby, and at the beck and call for a couple of perverts for 400? I work and do almost nothing for 40 hours a week and easily make more than twice that.

where can I do your job? can you get me your job?

psychokitty posted:

can be lady with strapon?

no but you can dangle it just slightly off screen of me in a menacing fashion

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Microwaves Mom posted:

where can I do your job? can you get me your job?

he works from home iykwim

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
OP what are the benefits like? do i get holiday time, what about sick days? like also, i have an extensive anime collection that's p important to me would you be able to house it? also my mum likes to come visit me every so often could we accomdate her?

tia OP

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Do it ironically posted:

OP what are the benefits like? do i get holiday time, what about sick days? like also, i have an extensive anime collection that's p important to me would you be able to house it? also my mum likes to come visit me every so often could we accomdate her?

tia OP

we feed you whiz-blended dog meats and hit you with a rubber hose

your mum can visit but she can not leave.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I'm so retarded I need full time adult supervision like a baby does that work for you or nah

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
gross

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pee pee doo doo

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
theres something just so profoundly disturbing about thiS

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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

JiveHonky posted:

please dont be weird

:psyduck:

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