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lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich


I swear whenever I see Beyonce or Mariah Carey I have to take a second to figure out which one I'm looking at (yes I know one is darker than the other but sometimes Mariah Carey gets a tan and Beyonce gets her Michael Jackson treatments so). Since Mariah Carey was here first I put the blame on Beyonce but I've never seen it be a thing among the R&B gossip folks I know.

So I'll take it upon myself to call Ms. Beyonce out: Beyonce you're a style-jacking heffer there I said it.

I'll say that it's gotten much easier after Mariah Carey got kind of old and chubby so props to her for being proactive about this.

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
why would you steal an extremely ugly dress like that

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
*hands shake*

DO NOT TALK BAD ABOUT QUEEN BEY SHE HAS BEEN THROUGHS O MUCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Who is beyonde

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



FordPRefectLL posted:

*hands shake*

DO NOT TALK BAD ABOUT QUEEN BEY SHE HAS BEEN THROUGHS O MUCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

I don't like Beyonce.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
Mariah Carey is much more talented, and also is prettier than Beyonce imho

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Can't wait for the Beyhive to come after Something Awful over this.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I don't want a lot for Christmas
there's just one thing that I need

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
im p sure thats just the default face million dollar plastic surgeons offer

they're both just cheapos

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Who is beyonce, is she Justin biebers girlfriend

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Cantaloupe posted:

why would you steal an extremely ugly dress like that

To wear it better. :hfive:

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I don't want a lot for Christmas
there's just one thing that I need

Every New Year's Day a dump truck drives up to Mariah Carey's house and drops a giant pile of cash, earned from royalties from that song, on her front driveway. She then has the money shredded and uses it to mulch her garden.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
when beyonce looks like oprah with a moustache yall heard it here first *points at toilet*

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I prefer the singer who isn't black

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

City of Tampa posted:

Mariah Carey is much more talented, and also is prettier than Beyonce imho

like not going to argue about talent because it's true but you might need to get your eyes checked lol


WTF!!!
vvvvvvvvvvvvv

rezatahs fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Aug 10, 2016

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

City of Tampa posted:

Mariah Carey is much more talented, and also is prettier than Beyonce imho

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

rezatahs posted:

like not going to argue about talent because it's true but you might need to get your eyes checked lol


WTF!!!
vvvvvvvvvvvvv

Like, right now? Yeah, sure. But peak Mariah > peak Beyomce IMO, even if they're like 99% the same person.

quote:


dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
good point, OP

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Beyonce ain't got poo poo on Mariah, not by looks and definetly by skills.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
People still give a poo poo about Beyonce?

Both she and her husband come off as the most arrogant, self-absorbed pricks in the universe, even by celebrity standards.

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
When I was a kid I thought Mariah Carey was Jim's wife.

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