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Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
My little brother has this 30 pound weight for working out the arms and I did 30 (what do you call them sets?) with my right arm just to prove to him that I wasn't a total weakling and I woke up today unable to bend my right arm or really even move it. I'm in the most excruciating pain right now. Help me please.

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zh1
Dec 21, 2010

by Smythe
don't lift stuff

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
Hope that's not your jerkin arm,op

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
now you know what happens when you exercise OP.

hope youve learned your lesson

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
My condolences on your loss of sexual activity.

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."

zh1 posted:

don't lift stuff

Yeah thanks but how do I make the pain go away.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i guess you are total weakling after all. please consult a gynecologist

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Use your other hand to grab and lift your arm, that way you get some exercise for your left arm too

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
try pissing on your rear end and balls

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Hey you got DOMS.

Basically you're hosed for it, try to roll out the muscle but your body is basically saying you overdid it and it's really common in weightlifting when you go nuts following periods of non activity

I'm guessing it's probably the attachment point of your tricep heads, try warmth and some Advil

zh1
Dec 21, 2010

by Smythe

Wizgot posted:

Yeah thanks but how do I make the pain go away.

DON'T LIFT STUFFFF

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
Sever.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Stop it.

You're fine.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
eat some dog turds for strength

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."

ElectricSheep posted:

Hey you got DOMS.

Basically you're hosed for it, try to roll out the muscle but your body is basically saying you overdid it and it's really common in weightlifting when you go nuts following periods of non activity

So do I like knead the muscle like a piece of dough?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Wizgot posted:

So do I like knead the muscle like a piece of dough?

have you tried puking on you dick, OP?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Wizgot posted:

So do I like knead the muscle like a piece of dough?

For your arm, go buy a lacrosse ball for 2 bucks and rub it up in that poo poo. Or just stop being a girl.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
your arm, your rear end, whats the difference?

zh1
Dec 21, 2010

by Smythe
stop lifting stuff guy

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dad gay. so what posted:

your arm, your rear end, whats the difference?

Hmm

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."

Dave_Indeed posted:

For your arm, go buy a lacrosse ball for 2 bucks and rub it up in that poo poo. Or just stop being a girl.

Can I use a tennis ball? It really hurts. I feel like a retarded T-Rex right now.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

whats up adam

LurkBot
Jan 4, 2007
Something has gone horribly wrong.
Check craigslist for band saws then Obamacare yourself an arm transplant. Most replacement arms are in good physical condition and some come with cool gang tattoos that you can't get anywhere else.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Wizgot posted:

Can I use a tennis ball? It really hurts. I feel like a retarded T-Rex right now.

If that's all you have yeah but it won't work as well. A lacrosse ball is hard rubber so if you have a hard ball that will work better. Drink water and do that and it's just going to hurt for a few days.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
nothing

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
break all of your ribs with a claw hammer to distract your arm

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."

dad gay. so what posted:

break all of your ribs with a claw hammer to distract your arm

I have no ribs

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Wizgot posted:

I have no ribs

poke a knitting needle into your kidneys, liver, and heart

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


It's rhabdomyolysis and youre going to die

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Wizgot posted:

My little brother has this 30 pound weight for working out the arms and I did 30 (what do you call them sets?) with my right arm just to prove to him that I wasn't a total weakling and I woke up today unable to bend my right arm or really even move it. I'm in the most excruciating pain right now. Help me please.

how are you gonna jerk off tonight?

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
What happened to the goon doctor

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

i like that posted:

What happened to the goon doctor

he got renamed, wasn't very good to being with

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

MD2020 posted:

My condolences on your loss of sexual activity.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Dave_Indeed posted:

If that's all you have yeah but it won't work as well. A lacrosse ball is hard rubber so if you have a hard ball that will work better. Drink water and do that and it's just going to hurt for a few days.

What he said; basically you just gotta deal.

Also, 30 reps is overdoing it even by bodybuilding standards and your muscles are basically punishing you; 30 reps is way beyond the point of useful work

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Don't skip leg days, OP

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
maybe if u lift a 30 pound weight 30 times and can't move the next day u are pathetic idk

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

ElectricSheep posted:

What he said; basically you just gotta deal.

Also, 30 reps is overdoing it even by bodybuilding standards and your muscles are basically punishing you; 30 reps is way beyond the point of useful work

Oh lawdy no, not 3 sets of 10!!!

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Dr. dad gay. so what M.D.
I would take his advice OP. He's helped me!!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Get a cyborg arm.

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DICTATOR OF FUNK
Nov 6, 2007

aaaaaw yeeeeeah
you should do cocaine until you cant move your left arm either
(kill yourself)

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