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I wonder if turds taste better or worse deep-fried?
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Aug 16, 2016 03:45
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im not sure enough money exists in the world for that, gently caress
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Part of me thinks that there is not enough money to get me to eat a turd, but another part of me thinks that if somebody walked up and was like "hey, I have $500k in cash for you if you eat a poo" I'd be squatting right there on the sidewalk and making GBS threads straight into my hand (or a plate, if they have one handy)
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Aug 16, 2016 05:04
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gently caress no man, ur staring at a big pile of poo poo and you gotta eat it no loving way, not for any amount of money
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Aug 16, 2016 05:06
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Let's create a Kickstarter so we get to see the cheapest turdmunchers here in action.
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BigBadSteve posted:Let's create a Kickstarter so we get to see the cheapest turdmunchers here in action. this is not a bad idea
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BigBadSteve posted:Let's create a Kickstarter so we get to see the cheapest turdmunchers here in action. jackyl posted:this is not a bad idea Do you people never loving learn from history? We've done this before. It cost $500 + S&H. It's called Swap.avi
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Aug 16, 2016 05:38
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a hole-y ghost posted:no no sorry I'll do it for $15 don't leave Thread could have ended here on a hilarious note.
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VendaGoat posted:Do you people never loving learn from history? We've done this before. but that wasn't a broke rear end goon
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jackyl posted:gently caress no man, ur staring at a big pile of poo poo and you gotta eat it I think you don't understand the difference between a turd, a log, and a pile of poo poo. A turd is about the size of a radish. It's a mouthful. I think you'd enjoy it. It would complement your posting nicely.
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Aug 16, 2016 05:43
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Waltzing Along posted:I think you don't understand the difference between a turd, a log, and a pile of poo poo. A turd is about the size of a radish. It's a mouthful. I think you'd enjoy it. It would complement your posting nicely. dude first off idk about your poo poo classes but second i dont consume my posts, u do
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Aug 16, 2016 05:46
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Probably half a mil, could buy a nice house free and clear.
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Aug 16, 2016 05:52
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Would I have to tell anyone where I got the money from?
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Waltzing Along posted:I think you don't understand the difference between a turd, a log, and a pile of poo poo. A turd is about the size of a radish. It's a mouthful. I think you'd enjoy it. It would complement your posting nicely. 
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Aug 16, 2016 05:56
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This thread would be way cooler if you had to  yourself to the ammount posted, and if someone says a number low enough goons can pool their money together to pay for that dude to eat the turd
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Aug 16, 2016 07:29
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I'd do it for free
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Aug 16, 2016 07:44
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Own? $7k. Someone else? $10k. Have those poopers on my desk by Monday.
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Alright, to all you overly proud posters giving stupid-high figures for your turd munching, imagine the following scenario. Some rich person sits you and a dozen other people around at a table with a silver plate in the center with a fresh turd. He asks everybody to write down the lowest amount they'd accept to eat the turd. If you write the lowest amount, you have to accept that amount and eat a single turd. If you get underbid, you have to eat two turds and you get no money for it. What amount do you write down?
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King Vidiot posted:Alright, to all you overly proud posters giving stupid-high figures for your turd munching, imagine the following scenario. Some rich person sits you and a dozen other people around at a table with a silver plate in the center with a fresh turd. He asks everybody to write down the lowest amount they'd accept to eat the turd. If you write the lowest amount, you have to accept that amount and eat a single turd. If you get underbid, you have to eat two turds and you get no money for it. This depends a lot on what information I can glean about the other people. Do they look like they need money just to eat and survive? Are they rich? Do they look crazy? There's just not enough info here and I would probably just accept the fact I am going to have to eat two turds because my odds are horrendous even if I try to figure out the perfect amount.
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Aug 16, 2016 15:28
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probably i'd do it for £5k
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OctoberBlues posted:This depends a lot on what information I can glean about the other people. Do they look like they need money just to eat and survive? Are they rich? Do they look crazy? There's just not enough info here and I would probably just accept the fact I am going to have to eat two turds because my odds are horrendous even if I try to figure out the perfect amount. this (like if someone at table has tribal facial tattoos) also the condition of the turd
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I don't think it's in the millions range. For a deposit on a nice house, I would eat and then immediately throw up a turd. So like £40,000. I would probably want to eat a vegan's turd if I had a choice because mine are super gross.
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Aug 16, 2016 15:59
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Does the turd belong to T Swift?
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I've never smelled a vegan fart but I bet it smells nice, like a potpourri of nutmeg and kale and wheat grass.
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If we raise 500 dollars Lowtax gotta make this dude eat a turd.
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Aug 16, 2016 16:31
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Depends on what kind of sauces I'm allowed to put on it.
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Orkin Mang posted:pro bono I would need a lot of money to eat a turd as big as Bono
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King Vidiot posted:Alright, to all you overly proud posters giving stupid-high figures for your turd munching, imagine the following scenario. Some rich person sits you and a dozen other people around at a table with a silver plate in the center with a fresh turd. He asks everybody to write down the lowest amount they'd accept to eat the turd. If you write the lowest amount, you have to accept that amount and eat a single turd. If you get underbid, you have to eat two turds and you get no money for it. remember to game the system, like if the lowest amount you'd do it for is a million dollars, well then write down $999,999 so that if anyone else also thinks a million dollars then you undercut them. Sorta like the price is right.
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Aug 16, 2016 17:39
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Lots of people love rimming for free.
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King Vidiot posted:Alright, to all you overly proud posters giving stupid-high figures for your turd munching, imagine the following scenario. Some rich person sits you and a dozen other people around at a table with a silver plate in the center with a fresh turd. He asks everybody to write down the lowest amount they'd accept to eat the turd. If you write the lowest amount, you have to accept that amount and eat a single turd. If you get underbid, you have to eat two turds and you get no money for it. I pay a broke rear end goon $500 to eat the turds either way
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If you had to eat a turd I wonder what the best recipe would be, spicy sriracha turd and pickles, turd con queso, fried turd with ketchup on an artisinal bun
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Aug 17, 2016 06:43
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Dried into a powder added to a chocolatey protein shake
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King Vidiot posted:Alright, to all you overly proud posters giving stupid-high figures for your turd munching, imagine the following scenario. Some rich person sits you and a dozen other people around at a table with a silver plate in the center with a fresh turd. He asks everybody to write down the lowest amount they'd accept to eat the turd. If you write the lowest amount, you have to accept that amount and eat a single turd. If you get underbid, you have to eat two turds and you get no money for it. the game of games
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