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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

also just ray actually died from this poo poo

RIP just ray

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

dethkon posted:

dad Glade so what

Air Freshener Cured My Pink-Eye
Inhalants (GladeŽ)
by LySergicaDdict


DOSE: repeated inhaled Inhalants

BODY WEIGHT: 120 lb


This sounds odd but seriously did happen.

So I was at my house and a friend of mine and I both had pink eye, later on that night we were having some people over, they were doing whatever inside when we decided to go out back and huff some glade. I had done it a couple of times prior in the months before, thought not with pink-eye. So we huffed the GladeŽ, got high, went inside, and to our surprise, within twenty minutes we both noticed that our eyes were totally better, no puss, no redness, nothing. This was like the second day into having it too, nonetheless it was strange.

I proceeded to email the GladeŽ company and tell them about it, only to receive a reply suggesting that I seek rehabilitation, also giving me contact numbers for doctors.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
so where do I get these "whippits" that sounds like a more sustainable endeavor. I puked so much yesterday that I thought my teeth were going to fall out. also I think I got a divorce. plus im having some lung pain on the non-bruised side of my lungs

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
i don't think switching to a new drug is the move for you right now, homie. relax, read books, exercise

dad gay. so what posted:

also I think I got a divorce

wat?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Robot Pride posted:

i don't think switching to a new drug is the move for you right now, homie. relax, read books, exercise


wat?

actually I need to replace it with something mind numbing

its a long story

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

comes along bort posted:

Air Freshener Cured My Pink-Eye
Inhalants (GladeŽ)
by LySergicaDdict


DOSE: repeated inhaled Inhalants

BODY WEIGHT: 120 lb


This sounds odd but seriously did happen.

So I was at my house and a friend of mine and I both had pink eye, later on that night we were having some people over, they were doing whatever inside when we decided to go out back and huff some glade. I had done it a couple of times prior in the months before, thought not with pink-eye. So we huffed the GladeŽ, got high, went inside, and to our surprise, within twenty minutes we both noticed that our eyes were totally better, no puss, no redness, nothing. This was like the second day into having it too, nonetheless it was strange.

I proceeded to email the GladeŽ company and tell them about it, only to receive a reply suggesting that I seek rehabilitation, also giving me contact numbers for doctors.

ahahaha, i love how he keeps using the registered trademark symbol.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

dad gay. so what posted:

actually I need to replace it with something mind numbing

its a long story

it's a double surprise not just the divorce but that you were married in the first place doing all this zany poo poo. kids too?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Robot Pride posted:

it's a double surprise not just the divorce but that you were married in the first place doing all this zany poo poo. kids too?

sure why not

also whats a good morning drug for work? this xanax poo poo is for the birds. I guess painkillers? such a loving hassle

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I recommend phenazepam if you want to forget weeks at a time, which I think you do.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

dad gay. so what posted:

sure why not

also whats a good morning drug for work? this xanax poo poo is for the birds. I guess painkillers? such a loving hassle

powder cocaine is literally like coffee++

just ask sigmund freud and sir arthur conan doyle

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Robot Pride posted:

powder cocaine is literally like coffee++

just ask sigmund freud and sir arthur conan doyle

no something to replace the gas do you speak English?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

I recommend phenazepam if you want to forget weeks at a time, which I think you do.

that's basically what this is - lorazepam? its like xanax I guess. either way it has no effect

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I guess ill go buy a case of whipped cream :mad:

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
Get an antipsychotic medication so you can just barely even know you're alive all day. A doctor can give it to you and you can pay for it with your employers insurance plan. :)

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
Any shady porn shop will have whipped cream chargers. Go get a box of those and a "cracker" and a large balloon. Figure the rest out yourself I assure you it isn't difficult.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

two forty posted:

Any shady porn shop will have whipped cream chargers. Go get a box of those and a "cracker" and a large balloon. Figure the rest out yourself I assure you it isn't difficult.

I think the ballons would be fairly obvious unless its my birthday

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Remember when Demi Moore was hospitalized for doing whipits?

Good stuff.

EDIT: Porn shops always have the balloons for your cracker. It's your one stop shop.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ButteCysts posted:

youre number one alright, numberoneposter
as you are walking out and the customer is like "hi can i have a caramel machiato" and your boss is like "hey buddy break time is over back to work" you can say some kind of one liner like "how about i take a double expresso, TO GO!!!!" as you walk out with a clinking backpack and a miniature espresso cup in hand at this point you can start cackling and just start doing whippets in the parking lot

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

dad gay. so what posted:

so where do I get these "whippits" that sounds like a more sustainable endeavor. I puked so much yesterday that I thought my teeth were going to fall out. also I think I got a divorce. plus im having some lung pain on the non-bruised side of my lungs

Porn shops are good sources for whippits and poppers.

Pro tip: For a fun shopping trip, grab some Ready Whip first thing through the door. Do not shake, and huff it while shopping. Just ditch the can on a shelf somewhere.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Aug 18, 2016

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dad gay. so what posted:

I guess ill go buy a case of whipped cream :mad:


http://www.walmart.com/ip/Liss-Cream-Charger-Set-of-50/13383698

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dont bother with the balloon just suck down that sweet nitrous

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

dad gay. so what posted:

I think the ballons would be fairly obvious unless its my birthday

when you're on drugs everyday is your birthday

you only need 1 balloon

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Don't directly inhale the NO2 unless it is coming from a whipped cream dispenser (the re-loadable type you find in kitchens) or a dentist's mask. It is cold as gently caress and it will give you freeze burns on the inside of your mouth/throat/lungs.

but really gently caress that balloon poo poo just get a whipped cream dispenser for like $20 from the internet and use that

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf
why not get hosed up on whiskey? people have been killing themselves with that for a long time so you know it's legit - plus the more you drink and build tolerance you won't puke

better taste too

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
DGSW posts being generated by weird drug abuse checks out but makes me sad

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
dont do drugs it really limits a lot of your future career choices and has a good chance of loving up your family if they catch wind of it

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

ChickenHeart posted:

dont do drugs it really limits a lot of your future career choices and has a good chance of loving up your family if they catch wind of it

counterpoint: it's fun

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Moridin920 posted:

Don't directly inhale the NO2 unless it is coming from a whipped cream dispenser (the re-loadable type you find in kitchens) or a dentist's mask. It is cold as gently caress and it will give you freeze burns on the inside of your mouth/throat/lungs.

but really gently caress that balloon poo poo just get a whipped cream dispenser for like $20 from the internet and use that

This is the thing Moridin920 is talking about :

Get something like this ^^^ and you won't freeze your hand off cracking open nitrous chargers directly into balloons

Bonus whipped cream recipe:
http://www.theyummylife.com/pumpkin_spice_latte

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
If you've done inhalants more than once you literally deserve death. You have it better than the previous 99.9% of all inhabitants of earth and you choose to suffocate yourself with computer duster lmao you loving garbage clown.

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