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For me it was taking a cursed thing. Now I have to trade the thing and the curse off to some poor rube. Dammit.
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yea that quest in BG1 was kinda annoying
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Aug 18, 2016 16:53
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Op worships Satan
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Op worships Satan hell yeah
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Aug 18, 2016 16:55
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Please bring yourself to the brink of death, op
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Op worships Satan Confirmed. It's great too. i'm not responsible for the evils I commit. My great master Satan made me do it!
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Aug 18, 2016 16:56
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Teikanmi posted:Please bring yourself to the brink of death, op Playing with fire MOTHERFUCKER.
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Aug 18, 2016 16:57
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im the gay hobbit
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Aug 18, 2016 16:59
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Pm me.
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Aug 18, 2016 17:00
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everything gives me gas, but when i am anxious i get extra farty
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Aug 18, 2016 17:10
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oh poo poo mods please move my reply to the other thread Cheers!
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Aug 18, 2016 17:12
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Ask me things about being a train.
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Aug 18, 2016 17:14
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Having the slightest amount of Irish blood. It's like the one drop poo poo but for curses.
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Aug 18, 2016 17:16
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:everything gives me gas, but when i am anxious i get extra farty Heh. Heheheheheh. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA! One thread to rule them all, one thread to find them. One thread to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. KiteAuraan posted:Having the slightest amount of Irish blood. It's like the one drop poo poo but for curses. :nods emphatically:
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Aug 18, 2016 17:24
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what on earth are you people talking about?
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Aug 18, 2016 17:26
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numberoneposter posted:Ask me things about being a train. How fast are you?
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ROFLburger posted:what on earth are you people talking about? Geases, you uneducated troglodyte. They're like, magical compulsions. See watch I will do a geas on you with my dark powers and you will be compelled to fulfill it. You gonna jack off tonight. So I say, so shall it be. See? It's unbreakable. The only ways to be rid of a geas is to fulfill it or trick it. Sometimes neither of those will work, either. Verbal geases are pretty weak sauce. Blood geases are the closest to absolute of anything you'll find in this universe. See the posts re: irish ancestry. Nathilus fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Aug 18, 2016 |
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kikkelivelho posted:How fast are you?
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Hard to pin point the exact nature of geas due to the limitations of how humans communicate. If you were are more pure creature I could awoo your soul to the right trajectory with emphatic gesticulations alone but alas I am bound by this media. So, while I can understand why people might think of geas as a curse, I must let you all know that to me it is a gift. It gives my life meaning and purpose. For my own history and events, it happened as I was looking at a half-retarded sample of a diatom I had collected at an enchanted lake. Miles away from the lake, in a laboratory and peeping under a microscope, I zoomed in too close to a strange unnaturally shaped fractal-like growth pattern on the surface of a half-limp diatom. I knew it had to be a growth pattern, but I couldn't help shake the feeling that the pattern wasn't natural, that surface appeared to be like runes. My head was on this thought, my eye was on the runes for all of two seconds before the pattern glowed hot yellow and sent a sunburst into my eyes. I was blinded, struggled my way out of the lab called out in the halls of the university for help until someone came to my aid. I was escorted to the ER, where the doctors found nothing wrong with me physically. Three days later my sight returned though I found out that my color perception was permanently destroyed. In it's place, I was left with the ability the speak to dogs. And communicating with dogs lead to me realize that this was no accident, that this was something larger than myself. I am Irish, dog's on the street would tell me, and that my family suffered through the great famine. One of my ancestors, before we came to america, was forced to boil his own pooch to feed his family. While the dog was boiling on the fire- a demon cat came in through the door, knocked over the stew, and stole my kin's dog's testicles. That is why I have my geas, and can talk to dogs, so that my soul knows that I am honor bound to kill all cats I see to avenge the pointless sacrifice of my ancestor's boiled uneaten dog. Honor. Family. Duty. Demon slaying in the form of cats. These are what compose geas.
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KiteAuraan posted:Having the slightest amount of Irish blood. It's like the one drop poo poo but for curses. How many druid ghosts haunt you on a daily basis?
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I threw away the soothsayer's divining bones thinking they were rubbish at the last village barbecue 
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numberoneposter posted:126 mph Impressive, thought I don't see what trains have to do with the arcane
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