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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I got speed walking lessons from a tour guide once (we were chasing after bats and he just happened to be a speed walking pro). Speed walking makes you look REALLY drat silly. I can't imagine how silly somone would look, speed walking on speed. Just lol.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i once walked a 15 minute mile :smug:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Ratjaculation posted:

i once walked a 15 minute mile :smug:

I bet you looked hella silly for those 15 minutes.

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

revmoo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdXD2Fe6Hx4

I guess I knew this was a sport but forgot about it. This is hilarious.

They all look like they have to take a poo poo.

Hwell,
http://twitter.com/DarrMurphy/status/766606762296406016

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/race-walk-leader-appears-to-be-having-poop-problems-1785499773#_ga=1.127632015.300780292.1470762826

Probably poo poo thy pants.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

RVWinkle posted:

the term 'race-walkers' makes it sound they're a group of traveling bigots

Voting 5

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

All Olympic sports are retarded as hell but walking especially so. I would 100% support doping Olympic walkers up to their eyeballs in speed. Winner is the first person to cross the finish line and/or have their heart explode.

Hell, just give it to every athlete and hold the Drug Olympics. I for one would love to see equestrian where the horse is methed out of its goddamn mind.

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Mustard Snobbery posted:

All Olympic sports are retarded as hell but walking especially so. I would 100% support doping Olympic walkers up to their eyeballs in speed. Winner is the first person to cross the finish line and/or have their heart explode.

Hell, just give it to every athlete and hold the Drug Olympics. I for one would love to see equestrian where the horse is methed out of its goddamn mind.

So a rodeo then?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
new sport: olympic forward worm dancing

fastest to complete the full marathon wins

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Mozi posted:

new sport: olympic forward worm dancing

fastest to complete the full marathon wins

Is scotty 2 hotty still alive

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Isaac posted:

Like they just done a line of speed and they're gonna walk really fast. Like they're in the blocks so loving ready to walk fast their first step sends their right leg soaring off their pelvis into the sky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUxbnadlIz4

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

Cosmic Charlie posted:

So a rodeo then?

Not quite. In my utopian vision the rider is not also strung out as gently caress. Like their just regular horse riders who show up and are presented with this totally drug-hosed horse and have to somehow coerce it into doing all the jumps, it isn't just a competition to see who can hang on the longest

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EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I was jogging one day and Jarrod Talent walked past me. Dude is a funny walking machine

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