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Nation posted:hey guys im not here looking for a happy place i want out dammit Drugs. All the drugs.
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I heard about this rocket into the sun project maybe you could catch a ride? Sounds pretty cool they need a bunch of jizz.
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psychokitty posted:I heard about this rocket into the sun project maybe you could catch a ride? Sounds pretty cool they need a bunch of jizz. is that why they were talking to you i heard your mouth is full of jizz!!
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Aug 19, 2016 23:11
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Nothing like filling a mouth with jizz.
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Aug 19, 2016 23:16
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Stop being a bitch OP. Everyone else has to do it too, many with worse poo poo they carry in their head.
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Aug 19, 2016 23:17
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Nation posted:is that why they were talking to you i heard your mouth is full of jizz!! Wronghole
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psychokitty posted:Wronghole The navy taught me, there isn't any wrong hole.
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Aug 19, 2016 23:18
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here's my proposed solution, op: lift up a nearby toilet seat. maneuver yourself so that you can place one or both testicles on the rim of the toilet bowl. then with all your might, really throw your shoulder into it, bring that toilet seat crashing down onto your testicles, rendering yourself permanently, irreparably sterile, and in the most agonizing pain of your life to boot! you won't be able to inflict existence on anyone else if you really want to round things out, once you're healed enough that you can walk around the hospital, find a nice, big, heavy door, like the ones that lead to stairwells or single-occupancy bathrooms. pull up your hospital gown, open the door a bit, and standing outside of it, place your semi-erect penis next to the door jamb. then with all your might, really throw your weight behind it, bring that heavy door shut as hard as you can. if you're really lucky and you were able to find a very heavy door, it will have torn/crushed your penis off midway down the shaft. thankfully, your chances of survival will be good because you're in a hospital and you won't have any chance at suppressing your screams of agony, so help will be arriving shortly. you now are not only incapable of inflicting existence on anyone else, you are now also severely hampered in your ability to acquire long-term adult companionship and intimacy, due to your dramatically and horrifically mangled genitals. what was the question
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Aug 20, 2016 16:14
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be black near a cop
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Aug 20, 2016 16:15
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Take a long walk off a short pier, op.
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Aug 20, 2016 16:29
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You do know how to swim right?
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Aug 20, 2016 16:30
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Nation posted:is that why they were talking to you i heard your mouth is full of jizz!! *slurp*
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Aug 20, 2016 16:32
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pr0spector88 posted:*slurp* you leave my friends a lone
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Aug 20, 2016 16:33
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The answer is simple: pickled onion monster munch and a tasty seltzer.
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Aug 20, 2016 16:36
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Celluloid Sam posted:you leave my friends a lone when was he not my friend that had nothing to do with me
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Aug 20, 2016 16:38
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You can't not exist. If you didn't exist then there would be nothing to do the not existing.
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Aug 20, 2016 16:46
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get any/all neg holes pozzed; good results to follow
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Aug 20, 2016 16:53
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Only eat at McDonald's until...idk , see where it takes you
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Aug 20, 2016 16:56
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med school i bet
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Aug 20, 2016 16:56
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Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed.
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Aug 20, 2016 17:12
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Grats you managed to make it even worse. Impressive. Op: submit to the elder gods.
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Aug 20, 2016 17:16
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watch a lot of anime. like, watch all the anime you can handle and then keep watching more.
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Aug 20, 2016 18:09
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OMGVBFLOL posted:here's my proposed solution, op: lift up a nearby toilet seat. maneuver yourself so that you can place one or both testicles on the rim of the toilet bowl. then with all your might, really throw your shoulder into it, bring that toilet seat crashing down onto your testicles, rendering yourself permanently, irreparably sterile, and in the most agonizing pain of your life to boot! you won't be able to inflict existence on anyone else oops, beaten
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Aug 20, 2016 18:09
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Join the PKK and help rid the world of ISIS scum
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Aug 20, 2016 18:36
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OHHHH GO TO NORTH KOREA please send report please!!!
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Aug 20, 2016 18:39
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grilled cheese you dumb poo poo
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Jukeboxblues posted:grilled cheese you dumb poo poo quit lyin u watched teh anime too jukle pbs rat u out 
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Aug 20, 2016 19:23
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Nation posted:any ideas?? good news op, your life is so short that you basically don't exist in the blink of an eye you'll be on your deathbed congrats on achieving your solution
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Aug 20, 2016 19:28
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Volume posted:Drugs. All the drugs. when i was depressed i realised not caring whether i lived or died gave me a huge amount of freedom so i started taking mad drugs it improved my life massively and was loving awesome, then i ended up improving my life and not being depressed anymore Thanks Drugs!!
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Aug 20, 2016 19:30
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pr0spector88 posted:quit lyin u watched teh anime too jukle pbs rat u out is there a Rosetta stone for this sentence
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Aug 20, 2016 19:30
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Vadun posted:Build a time-machine to before May 8, 2003
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VendaGoat posted:Nothing like filling a mouth with jizz. Ha yeah like puffin up the cheeks and that poo poo comes out their nose. 
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Aug 20, 2016 19:39
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Jukeboxblues posted:is there a Rosetta stone for this sentence its dare
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Aug 20, 2016 20:02
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Cucky pizzone
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Aug 20, 2016 20:04
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Get a dog. Dog loves you and is cool.
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Aug 20, 2016 20:07
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just be chilled op
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Aug 20, 2016 20:09
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Undo causality.
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I am the shores of oblivion. Cast yourself upon me and be broken.
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