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whats the best country
afghanistan
albania
algeria
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angola
antigua and barbuda (whats "your mom" in spanish alex LMAO)
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kauff
Sep 5, 2004

Reality is not the kind of place where you want to spend 24 hours a day.
i had a nightmare yesterday about november 9th the day after the election. not about the result, a trump waterslide against nancy pelosi after hillary was convicted for deleting emails about benghazi while secretly having ebola.

its about the idea of the incredible wealth of knowledge in this forum, a once in a lifetime alignment of geniuses breaking apart forever

thats why i want to pick your brains and drink all the delicious brain juice before its too late. i hope we can establish once and for all what is the best country in the world and why. i will be writing a phd with the results so please give details

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Travis County
Kings County
New York County
Cook County
Harris County

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
statistically most people in the world choose to live in china pretty sure that makes it the best country. free market bitch

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Rand McNally

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
which ever country im in ha ha ha

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007


Would you kindly?

alternate answer: Billy Ray Cyrus

E: full disclosure I don't listen to country and just picked the name of the first country artist to come to mind. I am sorry if he is not a very good country.

Nix Panicus has issued a correction as of 02:41 on Aug 24, 2016

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ddq7zYwU_k

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
The one without an o and a -ry in it.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJvvxEs1_pE

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Beautiful. Thanks.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
None of them. All countries suck. No lives matter.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Actually I like both country and western.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

my service-marmot is from azerba

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
The Black Country

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Travis County was once ruled by Robert Morrow

Big Man With A Gun
Jul 22, 2007

Big Gun With A Man
Q. whats the best cuntry?

A. ur moms

i'm here all week. try the veal.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Black Africa

E: Biafra was my second choice

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

whichever county you have enough money to live in at their high end of comfort and luxury op

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

The True Pure Land of the Amidha Buddha

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
did you know ever since the breakup of sudan algeria has been the largest country in africa???

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Harold Stassen posted:

Black Africa

E: Biafra was my second choice

Africa sucks and is terrible and nothing good has ever come from there ever though

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Not a Step posted:

Africa sucks and is terrible and nothing good has ever come from there ever though

"i can't believe people itf call me racist!"

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Fela Kuti is good & comes from Africa

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Homework Explainer posted:

"i can't believe people itf call me racist!"

It was a joke about all of humanity coming out of Africa and being terrible but it was honestly expecting a little too much for that joke to land in these idiot forums

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Guangzhou. (AKA Canton)
The people are nice and work together, the women dress like women and are beautiful, no gangs,no guns,millions of dirt cheap taxis,few cops and their pretty laid back cuz no guns, cost of living
1/4 that of USA, lots of housing-$500 a month will get you a gorgeous apartment that would cost $3000 in Ellay, excellent rapid transit, everything you need within walking distance. You don't need a car.

The government leaves you alone as long as you don't contest the party, and bribes are cheap. Got me a ten year visa in Hong Kong.

And cheap medical care- I had a heart attack, two weeks in Sun Yat Sen hospital, they put in a stent, cost $4000, $2000 of which was for the imported American stent. In America, what50k?100k? Undefined?
That probably saved my life -in America, they would have given me a scrip for nitro and let me die six months later.

And they love Americans here cuz we tore Japan two new atomic assholes in WWII. They are still furious about Nanking and Unit 731.

Downsides: air pollution,expensive power, slow Internet and damned if I can find a speck of cheese.
...
I plan to retire here.
There is nothing left for this old white man in America except poverty, crime, robbery, and danger. I feel safe here.
I have been discarded as Not Economically Viable by USA.

America has failed its people.
...
I love the Chinese people. They deserve to run the world.
And the first man on Mars is likely to be Chinese.

zimboe has issued a correction as of 08:56 on Sep 6, 2016

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
germany because it's fullof people the most "like" me (heh)

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

a helpful bear posted:

germany because it's fullof people the most "like" me (heh)

Wow you're a Syrian refugee?

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Homework Explainer posted:

"i can't believe people itf call me racist!"

I disagree with you. Good music.
King Sunny Ade and his African Beats, and Nigerian Motown is the duck's nuts.
...
Without Black People , we'd still be listening to John Phillip Sousa.

e:
And Makmende. YouTube it. It's hysterical.

zimboe has issued a correction as of 05:32 on Sep 7, 2016

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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

whichever county you have enough money to live in at their high end of comfort and luxury op

China.
Cheap, and lotsa good seafood.
Lousy beef, tho.

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