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this woman came on to my girlfriend. then when she noticed we're together she came sit next to me, kinda close and put her smartphone up against my pint and put some weird estonian rap videos on. what do u think of this story
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thats the stupiest story i ever hear you dingus
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Aug 27, 2016 10:47
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Aug 27, 2016 10:50
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tell us about your threesome
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Aug 27, 2016 10:50
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i went to the bar a couple weeks ago and met my frienfs friends girlfriend?? and she got really conspiratoril and told me how she was once a getaway driver in an armed robbery 
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Aug 27, 2016 10:53
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i want to suck and gently caress my best friend's girlfriend thanks for listening
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Aug 27, 2016 10:56
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what was his name?
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Aug 27, 2016 13:01
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eat poo poo
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Aug 27, 2016 15:42
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I don't really like bars. Usually the music or the TV is too loud. I just drink at home.
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Aug 27, 2016 15:42
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She was challenging you for your mate via the age old Estonian Tradition of mobile phone dance off, and you opted out. You failed spectacularly.
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Aug 27, 2016 15:47
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Dear Penthouse, I bought a five dollar coffee that should have cost three. I hope that two dollars helped someone else afford a five dollar coffee.
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Aug 27, 2016 15:48
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a dog from hell posted:I don't really like bars. Usually the music or the TV is too loud. I just drink at home. its okay to be a loser
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Aug 27, 2016 15:49
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Agreed
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a dog from hell posted:I don't really like bars. Usually the music or the TV is too loud. I just drink at home. NERD
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Aug 27, 2016 15:52
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Haha lol cool op
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Aug 27, 2016 15:59
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The rules say I can't tell you to kill yourself op but it doesn't say anywhere that I can't wish death on you and everyone you've ever loved 
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Aug 27, 2016 16:02
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On an unrelated note I just violently poo poo my pants
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Aug 27, 2016 16:07
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Dare!???!
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Aug 27, 2016 16:15
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Enfield posted:i went to the bar a couple weeks ago and met my frienfs friends girlfriend?? and she got really conspiratoril and told me how she was once a getaway driver in an armed robbery Haha yeah she stole you're heart. 
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Aug 27, 2016 16:32
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A woman talked to me in a bar the other day. Horrible creatures!
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Aug 27, 2016 16:41
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one day we will implement sharia and they wont be allowed out without a male escort inshallah
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Aug 27, 2016 16:45
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i like to poop and pee
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Aug 27, 2016 16:59
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gigawhite posted:A woman talked to me in a bar the other day. Horrible creatures!
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Aug 27, 2016 17:00
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I was a bar a week ago and the bartender played Five Finger Death Punch on the jukebox. I then played Dillinger Escape Plan. He skipped my choice, so I left.
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Aug 27, 2016 17:02
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TwoStepBoog posted:I was a bar a week ago and the bartender played Five Finger Death Punch on the jukebox. I then played Dillinger Escape Plan. He skipped my choice, so I left. irony is a dead scene
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dad gay. so what posted:irony is a dead scene Framing this on my wall, thanks.
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a dog from hell posted:Framing this on my wall, thanks. your name is on that birthday cake
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Aug 27, 2016 17:05
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dad gay. so what posted:i like to poop and pee Me too! I gotta do both right now but can't cause I'm at some apprenticeship thing (electrical not wizard unfortunately  )
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Aug 27, 2016 17:13
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Nooner posted:Me too! electricity is basically magic if you think about it
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Aug 27, 2016 17:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEL0DPEBX7I&t=74s
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Aug 27, 2016 17:28
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Nooner posted:Me too! capitalism dictating when a man can poop and pee, shameful
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I was at a bar last week that has two floors. The basement bar was blocked off by a gate and had a padlock hanging from it. I saw the padlock wasn't actually locked, so I locked it for them. Then the bartender got mad at me and kicked me out because she didn't have a key for it.
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TwoStepBoog posted:I was at a bar last week that has two floors. The basement bar was blocked off by a gate and had a padlock hanging from it. I saw the padlock wasn't actually locked, so I locked it for them. Then the bartender got mad at me and kicked me out because she didn't have a key for it. you deserved it you loving meddler
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TwoStepBoog posted:I was at a bar last week that has two floors. The basement bar was blocked off by a gate and had a padlock hanging from it. I saw the padlock wasn't actually locked, so I locked it for them. Then the bartender got mad at me and kicked me out because she didn't have a key for it. That might be the best kicked out of a bar story I've read.
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TwoStepBoog posted:I was at a bar last week that has two floors. The basement bar was blocked off by a gate and had a padlock hanging from it. I saw the padlock wasn't actually locked, so I locked it for them. Then the bartender got mad at me and kicked me out because she didn't have a key for it. jesus chrisr
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