There is a finite number of ways to make eggs

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The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

I crave flightless avian ovum carnage

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Zorodius posted:

made into a quiche.

more foods should come in pie form

Scotch eggs.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:19

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

I made scotch eggs a few weeks back and they were loving awesome

Lotta prep work but worth it

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:21

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Hob_Gadling posted:

Runny egg on a burger is the workin' mans choice of having this treat. Lemme show you.

This looks delicious what is its number based on order of creation

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:23

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Grow into chicken wings.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:23

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Balut

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:25

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

That weird Chinese dish where they boil eggs in piss

Or is that a racist stereotype?

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:27

Principals Orifice: Aug 23, 2016; by Lowtax

hey im happy you turned things around mookface keep it real dawg

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:28

Hob_Gadling: Jul 6, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Grimey Drawer

moose face posted:

This looks delicious what is its number based on order of creation

It was created on the seventh day, after whiskey and before the ball game.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:28

F8L: May 17, 2003

There's such a thing as pickled eggs. Never had em. Never will, but that's one more way to prepare eggs.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:31

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

hey im happy you turned things around mookface keep it real dawg

Thanks bud. We have all been through a lot and everyone is doing well.

Edit: if anyone has any comments and questions about anything i would.like to keep it to pms

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Aug 27, 2016

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:32

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Toadvine posted:

That weird Chinese dish where they boil eggs in piss

Or is that a racist stereotype?

No that's totally real. It's actually worse than you think. They're called virgin boy eggs for a very literal reason.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:32

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

sit on an egg until it becomes a chicken then eat the chickne

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:34

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

No that's totally real. It's actually worse than you think. They're called virgin boy eggs for a very literal reason.

Because you're the number one consumer!? :classiclol:

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:34

Tite Barnacle: Jun 4, 2014; Meowdy Purrdner; Grimey Drawer

#512, scotch woodcock style. Can't go wrong with creamy scrambled eggs, anchovies and a smear of gentleman's relish on toast. Everything about this sounds and feels wrong but it's tasty stuff

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:35