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mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH
When I was a kid we lived just down the road from Nett Lake (Boise Forte). My school (Orr, MN) was over 50% Native American. The Nett Lake res is great. Always pleasant with good people. Ojibwe was spoken in the Orr school to a small extent.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i once took an arrowhead from an ancient indian burial ground and ever since then i have been gay

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

dad gay. so what posted:

i enjoyed my time on the reservation, but i could have done with little less gambling and alcohol and rape

wow xenophobic much?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

wow xenophobic much?

not really i just like maize

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

dad gay. so what posted:

not really i just like maize

wow thats pretty...

































a-maize-ing

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Free Market Mambo posted:

Frazier is hella milquetoast, it will be fun to read this.

I think you're hella milkytoast. What now?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Captain Yossarian posted:

I dated an authentic American Indian woman throughout most of college ama

How many tats did she have?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i once had sex

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Dreddout posted:

How many tats did she have?

Lmao a poo poo load, but they were pretty nice. Also a ton of piercings so pretty much my dream girl :bigtran:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Captain Yossarian posted:

Lmao a poo poo load, but they were pretty nice. Also a ton of piercings so pretty much my dream girl :bigtran:

I think it's cultural for native girls or some poo poo, but atleast they have better taste in ink than their white counterparts.

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The company I worked for and recently quit was owned by a native tribe.

The customers are mostly large oil/gas companies and Canadian law says that they have to hand out contracts to native owned companies if the bids are within 10%.

So basically these tribes are all about the environment and anti pipeline etc, until a money making opportunity comes along and then bam, they're just like everyone else.

Ironically they hired a white guy to run the place, and don't hire many natives. More ironically, the white guys who run it are running it into the ground.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

jonathan posted:

More ironically, the white guys who run it are running it into the ground.

the white mans plan to destroy the natives and their endeavours continues to this day smh

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

yeah everyone was like "ching chong ping pong me rikey flied lice" but the food was good

lol

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

How do you know she was authentic

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Vegetable posted:

How do you know she was authentic

Turquoise poon

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

dethkon posted:

I think you're hella milkytoast. What now?

I'll kiss you, don't make this weird.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I went to a "pow wow" had venison stew in a "tee pee" and woke up in an "abandoned trailer home".

Proposition Castle
Aug 9, 2004
Witty message goes here.

hth posted:

whats the pussy situation like

Search OK Cupid for 'husky diabetes' for an idea

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

King of Bees posted:

I went to a "pow wow" had venison stew in a "tee pee" and woke up in an "abandoned trailer home".

me too excwpt now i live in a "papoose"

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

just ray posted:

me too excwpt now i live in a "papoose"

Posting from a "wigwam," currently covered in pelts.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

King of Bees posted:

Posting from a "wigwam," currently covered in pelts.

I have a pouch of glass beads I'm surviving with.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i have a dreamcatcher on my rearview mirror and a picture of my rear end in a top hat on my breakfast table

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
I have claimed many scalps from the white man. How.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
The scalps are actually the scrotums of mine enemies. I stretch them out to skull size, then dry them in the sun. It is the way of my people.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

dethkon posted:

I have claimed many scalps from the white man. How.

is this a riddle

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

jonathan posted:

So basically these tribes are all about the environment and anti pipeline etc, until a money making opportunity comes along and then bam, they're just like everyone else. d.

"My racist stereotype was not confirmed so I came up with another one"

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

markemmert posted:

Upset as if you're invoking offensive racist stereotypes, or upset like he's SEEN SOME poo poo?

His granny was obsessed with them. Kept a shotgun with her most times when he lived with her. Brought back bad memories I guess. Told me not to joke about them.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Don't call Indians chief, yo.

edit: if they are a chief they will let you know

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

lol

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Edgar posted:

His granny was obsessed with them. Kept a shotgun with her most times when he lived with her. Brought back bad memories I guess. Told me not to joke about them.

Did you tell him his big magic doesn't frighten you and then talk poo poo about Bear and Coyote?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Yossarian posted:

I dated an authentic American Indian woman throughout most of college ama

Is it true those people have no body hair

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

Booblord Zagats posted:

I didn't, luckily my ancestors won their wars

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Solice Kirsk posted:

Did you tell him his big magic doesn't frighten you and then talk poo poo about Bear and Coyote?

He did say his wife asks him if he gets emotional during the colors of wind song in pochontus.

I did tease him my camera will steal his spirit

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Yossarian posted:

Would you believe she never did? It's hosed up IMO

Note to self: never date an authentic American Indian woma-

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Is it true those people have no body hair

Answer this before I finish that thought.

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