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Hello BYOB. I just took a sip from my 10 p.m. cappuccino, unassumingly picked it up again, and was about to sip once more when I looked at the foam and it revealed unto me a strange oracle!  What does it mean? Now, I haven't read the Wikipedia article on Tasseography yet; I'm just mentioning it to hopefully lend some gravity to the possibility that my coffee may be predicting the future even though this image appeared on the top of a cappuccino and not a cup of tea. Is it my future? I don't know what to make of it: To me it looks like a lady holding a mushroom with a long stem. I'm stumped. What is that lady doing holding a mushroom? Is she a mycologist? I don't dare presume the future, fellow Goons, but I'll attempt a guess. Maybe I'll meet a pretty mycologist or something like that; I don't know. What do you think? Anyone specialize in Tasseography willing to weigh in? Anyone else seeing omens in their 10 p.m. beverages, or am I the only one? 
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Sep 1, 2016 02:46
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It's the visage of a woman putting her foot on a stool |
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Sep 1, 2016 03:30
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Gross Dude posted:It's the visage of a woman putting her foot on a stool like, for a shoeshine? wait... maybe I need a shoeshine! just checked: turns out I don't own shoes  do you think the woman is relaxing? |
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Sep 1, 2016 03:37
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She for sure has her hands on her hips, she seems impatient. |
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Sep 1, 2016 03:39
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I would guess she is buying shoes and having the salesperson put them on for her, but he's taking too long. But, the question is, in the metaphor, are you the salesperson or the woman? |
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Sep 1, 2016 03:40
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Gross Dude posted:I would guess she is buying shoes and having the salesperson put them on for her, but he's taking too long. But, the question is, in the metaphor, are you the salesperson or the woman? for your metaphor, the first thought that sprang to mind was going to the nearby coffee shop to pick up coffees to kill time to wait for the woman, and perhaps to ease her impatience as well. maybe I'm the (a?) woman!? maybe it's a metaphor for waiting on something I need or don't? you've got me thinking... |
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Sep 1, 2016 03:48
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okay, I've decided to dissect the image, since my interpretation of the oracle may affect its outcome. 1. A woman's haircut = woman, probably. 2. A mushroom? not notated under the head, from where the shoulders should be, extend what I believe are two arms; the right arm (from our perspective) holds the mushroom, another option, which I've simply circled below, is that she may have farted and she's wafting it at me. this interpretation opens up a whole different kettle of fish!  1. A lady's hand. 2. A lady's butt. 3. Captain Splashback fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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Sep 1, 2016 04:06
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Your interpretation is pretty close to mine, except your mushroom is my knee |
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Sep 1, 2016 05:11
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Sep 1, 2016 09:06
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 You have been visited by the sexy lady of historical hotness. Repost to get thick AF and make all the motherfuckers in the tribe go "daaaaaamn"
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Sep 1, 2016 21:02
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Is it wrong that I see goatse? Is it wrong that YOU see goatse, now that I've pointed out the obvious? You can't unsee it now, can you
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 1, 2016 21:48
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I saw goatse but the person's head is in view and looking back at you the viewer |
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Sep 1, 2016 22:13
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its obviously a butt ive been looking at other coffees and all of them bums and willies etc which is gross, i cant believe they're allowed to do this
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Sep 2, 2016 00:43
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treasure bear posted:its obviously a butt pre goatse
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Sep 2, 2016 01:25
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Luvcow posted:pre goatse it's female goatse |
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Sep 2, 2016 01:47
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la goatsa |
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Sep 2, 2016 01:48
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What is that evil smirk in the bottom of the frame?
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Sep 2, 2016 01:57
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Is this a dark and profane arcane ritual? Is a demon consuming that woman?
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Sep 2, 2016 01:57
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Ace of Baes posted:la goatsa |
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Sep 2, 2016 02:18
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Ace of Baes posted:la goatsa https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 2, 2016 03:16
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goatshe |
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Sep 2, 2016 04:16
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you scalded the milk. |
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Sep 2, 2016 05:12
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f k in the coffee? |
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Sep 2, 2016 05:22
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:
this post is funny. now that you all mention it, I am beginning to see goatse. i have a theory that if I look at anything long enough, goatse will look back at me. i've been looking for oracles in my day to day life. here's some queer sign of nature for you from a walk near my friend's cabin: 
Captain Splashback fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Sep 3, 2016 |
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Sep 3, 2016 00:05
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FK... |
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Sep 3, 2016 00:32
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 this is the only oracle I need
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Sep 3, 2016 03:45
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:
the Pythia lookin' a little homely |
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Sep 3, 2016 04:42
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Sep 3, 2016 17:01
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now that's what's going on. clearly the wizard is now predicting my future. all will be revealed in time! what will be revealed! Nosfereefer, I believe I should make you a tinfoil medal of honour for your post |
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Sep 4, 2016 00:56
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Gross Dude posted:Your interpretation is pretty close to mine, except your mushroom is my knee Whoa ---------------- |
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Sep 4, 2016 23:12
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