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someone at my work is stealing kleenex. about once every two weeks someone comes through and takes my kleenex out of the box and replaces it with three or four inferior brand tissues.
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- the unabonger
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its happened in other classrooms too. some people call this thief the boogerler
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Sep 1, 2016 04:05
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sounds like a real gesundheist
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Sep 1, 2016 04:07
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at first noone believed me, but the last few times it happened they replaced the soft yet strong, white kleenex tissues with some thin yet rough pink tissue
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Sep 1, 2016 04:14
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For once I don't think any of the typical snot-nosed brats are in on this
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Sep 1, 2016 04:14
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like come on thief, i'm a 6th grade teacher. I know my drat colors. pink is not the same color as white.
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Sep 1, 2016 04:15
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at first noone believed me, but the last few times it happened they replaced the soft yet strong, white kleenex tissues with some thin yet rough pink tissue
american public school in a nutshell
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Sep 1, 2016 04:20
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i dont really want to bring it up to the administration because its the dumbest thing ever, butat the same time, i also dont want to pay out of pocket for kleenex, and dont want to ask parents for kleenex already. i cant imagine how awkward of a note home that would be
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Sep 1, 2016 04:29
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Someone at my school is taking Kleenex, but it sounds like they're going to switch over to Mechanics of Materials.
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Sep 1, 2016 10:40
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"Kleening" is the dangerous new pastime of American tweens and teens. They grind Kleenex up to a fine powder and snort it.
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Sep 1, 2016 11:16
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You need to make some Kleenex box traps. Maybe put glue on the tissues. Then, when they try to use them, bam, the Kleenex is stuck to their nose.
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Sep 1, 2016 11:18
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Take all the Kleenex out but one, and then fill the rest of the box with bees, or ants.
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Sep 1, 2016 11:18
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Actually, just get a box of bees, or ants, and write KLEENEX on it in big letters.
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Sep 1, 2016 11:18
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Start writing KLEENEX on other things, like pencils, notepads, or your car, and see if they take those things too.
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Sep 1, 2016 11:19
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Here's a good hack for people like teachers who have access to business-scale printers: take one kleenex and run it through the copy machine. Voila. Now you have an unlimited supply of kleenex.
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Sep 1, 2016 11:20
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Someone at my school is taking Kleenex, but it sounds like they're going to switch over to Mechanics of Materials.
Lol
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Also lol at misty mountaintops posts
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Fremp, roop
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Sep 2, 2016 02:34
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This seems to be a personal failure on your part. Maybe if you had prepared for your Intro to Respect for Personal Property courses the might not have happened. You'll get no sympathy here.
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Sep 2, 2016 03:10
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Kleenex, on a teacher's salary?
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Sep 2, 2016 10:15
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someone at my work is stealing kleenex. about once every two weeks someone comes through and takes my kleenex out of the box and replaces it with three or four inferior brand tissues.
r u gonna take it sitting down or are u gonna re-ply
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Sep 2, 2016 14:09
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i dont really want to bring it up to the administration because its the dumbest thing ever, butat the same time, i also dont want to pay out of pocket for kleenex, and dont want to ask parents for kleenex already. i cant imagine how awkward of a note home that would be
This is a major tissue which warrants being nosy.
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Sep 2, 2016 14:40
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real advice:
my daughter's teacher gave them a homework assignment that could only be turned in glued to a full box of kleenex. it was precalc so there was no relation to kleenex. she just wanted to hoard that sweet sweet kleenex
on second thought, she might be your kleenex thief. check with ms wilkins
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Sep 2, 2016 15:45
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i had a similar thing happen when i left a bowl of black tar heroin on my desk
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Sep 2, 2016 17:10
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i had a similar thing happen when i left a bowl of black tar heroin on my desk
hey, free kleenex at least
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Sep 2, 2016 18:02
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swap the kleenex for live electrical wires!!
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Sep 2, 2016 18:07
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After experiencing multiple Kleenex heists I started to import customised wall-mounted Kleenex Boxes (extra large) that require a password to access, but the thieves keep getting them. I don't know how... I do notice duct tape on the side of my XL boxes, however.
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Sep 2, 2016 23:55
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The master thief (George Clooney) laughs as thousands of Kleenex are lifted into the air before being shredded by a giant fan. Tears pour down his face but he keeps laughing.
Cue music: Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn"
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Sep 2, 2016 23:58
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*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
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I'm beginning to suspect who's stealing my Kleenex, though I don't have hard proof as of yet. It's Prof. MacKenzie, the old coot. Dripping nose, constant sniffles, no, no. I'm getting paranoid. But, the things I've seen him do with Kleenex to maximise efficiency (it was art itself) and now he just does casual wipes and throws them away. I wonder...
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Sep 3, 2016 00:12
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joker: (with a single epic exhalation, splatters snot all over the giant pile of stolen kleenex) what? I'm only blowing my half!
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Sep 3, 2016 02:58
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the thief made a kleen getaway
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the thief made a kleen getaway
the police were able to collect tissue samples from the scene. justice is a dna test away
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