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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
this is the thread for posting about things related to today.


thing i personally plan to do today:
-leave work and go home
-post
-drink piss


please share your thoughts and hopes and dreams about today in here

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'm going to go for a walk and then drink piss and whisky until I pass out in a pool of my own filth.

Also, I will be jacking it all night.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I might eat the pizza leftovers in the fridge after work. I'm still mulling it over. I'll keep you all updated on whether I proceed with that plan or deviate and do something else entirely regarding dinner plans.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to get extremely drunk

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

VendaGoat posted:

I'm going to go for a walk and then drink piss and whisky until I pass out in a pool of my own filth.

Also, I will be jacking it all night.

any tips RE: endurance?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ROFLburger posted:

any tips RE: endurance?

Exercise and Celery.

Budget Dracula
Jun 6, 2007

trying to think up a good labor day fb post in the vein of "Memorial Day: It isn't just about the mattress sales and BBQs people."

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011

On this day in 1666 the Great Fire of London broke out. Not all that great, imho. It did stop the plague I suppose.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Right about now 15 years ago I was trying to unload my season tickets for the Seahawks 2001 season since my seats were lovely and they had an obstructed view. I managed to trade them for a 1984 Cutlass Ciera; I think I got grifted in retrospect

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
My shits have been very disappointing today, very watery and burns my sphincter. Hopefully a Harris Teeter sub will constipate me a little bit.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm not gonna drink any piss today.

drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme
I hope to get through the day without getting punched in the face

Odds aren't great

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I'm not gonna drink any piss today.

then take a hike, loser

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

ROFLburger posted:

then take a hike, loser

:smith:

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Today it has been a month since my woman died. And I have to work all weekend. :smith:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I deposited money into the bank today

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I deposited money into the bank today

:lol: you have a job

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Light Gun Man posted:

Today it has been a month since my woman died. And I have to work all weekend. :smith:

:smith:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i am done with work early since it's a friday and labor day weekend is upon us

my remaining day's plans:

- drink piss

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Hurricane Hermine is crossing the border into SC

this is LPN "Eye on the Sky" news

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
Today is my mommy's birthday :3

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'm going to the rockies game tonight, they'll probably loving lose.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

a bone to pick posted:

My shits have been very disappointing today, very watery and burns my sphincter. Hopefully a Harris Teeter sub will constipate me a little bit.

I ate some "no sugar added" ice cream last night. Sugar alcohol in it is evidently not digestible and gives massive diarrhea. Try that.

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Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

Welp today is basically over. Great Friday Sept 2nd everyone, see you again in this thread in a few years when it happens again.

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