- google THIS
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if the gods sentence you to an eternity of torment or hard labor you can usually cut that in half with good behavior
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Sep 6, 2016 15:38
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 5, 2024 11:07
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- deep dish peat moss
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First take a deep breath, you've survived everything before and you'll survive this too.
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Sep 7, 2016 03:47
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- social vegan
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*settles into bed, takes off halo and stores it in an empty cd-r stack container before lights out*
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Sep 8, 2016 17:42
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- social vegan
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*pushes harp down on block of cheese, evenly cutting multiple slices in only a fraction of the time*
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Sep 8, 2016 17:56
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Charon doesn't take credit cards. You have to pay in cash.
All fares quoted are one way only.
No carry on items, and your checked bag allowance is zero.
Enjoy your trip, and thank you for choosing Stygian Ferry Systems.
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Sep 8, 2016 18:33
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- google THIS
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Are we talking about the mines operated by skeletons or the mines that are for digging up skeletons?
yes
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Sep 8, 2016 20:18
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- Scaly Haylie
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i would hope the skeletons are provided with daily milk and other dairy products to keep their everything strong
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Sep 8, 2016 22:43
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- google THIS
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unfortunately unionization hasn't helped undead workers as much as one might hope. The skeleton unions are spineless and the ghost unions lack transparency
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Sep 8, 2016 23:22
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- social vegan
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cut the stems off your onions and plant them in the ground and they will grow back
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Sep 9, 2016 00:03
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- Stool Sample
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EVERYONE Poops!?
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hang out on college campuses and get free learning forever
you can get a ghost degree
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Sep 9, 2016 08:31
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- Android Blues
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unfortunately unionization hasn't helped undead workers as much as one might hope. The skeleton unions are spineless and the ghost unions lack transparency
not to mention the vampire union, which is riddled with scabs
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Sep 12, 2016 21:11
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- Golden Gate Bride
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knife to meet you
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Change your bedsheet at least every other day
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Sep 12, 2016 21:14
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- google THIS
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there's no need to fret if you die by going back in time and inadvertently preventing your own birth. you'll have one of the most interesting afterlives available. hitting unmovable objects with unstoppable forces, competing in unwinnable footraces against tortoises who get a head start, and best of all, eating lots of fatty french food without ever gaining weight
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Sep 12, 2016 23:28
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- Tebulot
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im hip now bois
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unfortunately unionization hasn't helped undead workers as much as one might hope. The skeleton unions are spineless and the ghost unions lack transparency
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Sep 13, 2016 02:03
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- MrWillsauce
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phazing is something all new ghosts go through. It's harsh, but it's tradition
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Sep 13, 2016 17:15
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 5, 2024 11:07
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- google THIS
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a little bloating is natural shortly after death. don't worry, you'll eventually burst and slim down
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Sep 13, 2016 17:23
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