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Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
the funniest thing about dare is how he replies to random people in his threads as if they're old tribes buddies and know everything he's talking about w/r/t old forums drama

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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

i looked up one of his most recent threads and his current complaint is that barnacle jim, who was mad about e-sports, carjacked his mom and then the forums organized a coverup.

FuckenPunchOn
Nov 9, 2013
Didn't he get attacked with a pipe and then blame the attack on a giant goon conspiracy to have him killed?

Safety Scissors
Feb 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
There needs to be like a dare faq or something. I only see threads/posts about dare and never see any threads/posts by dare. I legit don't know anything about him. It's very confusing considering how often his name pops up.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Safety Scissors posted:

I only see threads/posts about dare and never see any threads/posts by dare.

srsly you don't read the gas chamber? its the best forum on the site.

John Stabb
Jun 28, 2016

he has a bunch of "alt-lit" type twitter accounts now and i don't follow them and none of them follow me but last night they all decided to fav some tweets by me and also my non-goon gf. so that was cool.

EDIT: they may not *actually* be him and just be someone doing some involved bit where they are writing sort of in his style although some of them are a bit more coherent than his posts on here (they reference him a lot, and blazeing)

John Stabb fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Sep 6, 2016

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
we need more dare accounts

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
ironicwarcriminal might have had a record for reregs at some point back in the LF days and he actually managed to rereg again recently and get like 50 fairly normal posts in it was bizarre

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Arrhythmia posted:

and what percentage of SA's revenue is from him alone?
He does chargebacks so SA is probably losing money because of him.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Iron Prince posted:

420 accounts and 69% of all revenue

Lol

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

why haven't his parents taken away the credit card he uses

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

a hole-y ghost posted:

He does chargebacks so SA is probably losing money because of him.

can't lowtax phone up his mom/bank/cc company and be like "hello yes this insane retard is actually using the service i am providing could i please have his money"?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Arrhythmia posted:

can't lowtax phone up his mom/bank/cc company and be like "hello yes this insane retard is actually using the service i am providing could i please have his money"?
Last I heard lowtax has done but dare has a bunch of probably stolen credit card numbers

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
being mad enough at a message board to commit a (possible) felony is quite a thing.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Germstore posted:

being mad enough at a message board to commit a (possible) felony is quite a thing.
It's almost as if he's seriously mentally ill.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
he uses visa vanilla cards and stuff you can buy at CVS

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Smash it Smash hit posted:

he uses visa vanilla cards and stuff you can buy at CVS
but you can't use chargebacks on them

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Y-Hat posted:

but you can't use chargebacks on them

oh well idk, maybe that chargeback thing is bs cause if you did a chargeback on a card more than 2 times you're getting flagged

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Smash it Smash hit posted:

oh well idk, maybe that chargeback thing is bs cause if you did a chargeback on a card more than 2 times you're getting flagged
i think it's confirmed that he did this at least once

i hope he gets a visit from the RCMP

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Y-Hat posted:

i think it's confirmed that he did this at least once

i hope he gets a visit from the RCMP

oh im sure he did it a few times, i think he just lives at his mommas and uses the disability check from being super crazy and his allowance and has no concept of money

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Y-Hat posted:



i hope he gets a visit from the RCMP

Man, this sounds way less intimidating than "A visit from the FBI" or "A knock on his door from the state police"

I bet they let most of the crooks pet the horses before they cuff them

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
Page 2 and nobody's mentioned Lowtax's voicemail yet?

Now I wonder how much honest money would it take to get him to call my mom and tell her that I'm bad at posting on the Internet. $400 is steep.

John Stabb
Jun 28, 2016

https://twitter.com/madonga6

https://twitter.com/stealin_ur_cool

https://twitter.com/istoppedgiving

https://twitter.com/herhreshesrherh

https://twitter.com/FlOWerz_FoReVer

https://twitter.com/ponis_man

https://twitter.com/pr0spector87

I'm not sure why he needs so many accounts that correlate with his banned SA accounts but all of these started faving tweets I made about movies at once last night. They all post a lot of the same things and RT each other, except one of them RTs a lot of power electronics music.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

John Stabb posted:

https://twitter.com/madonga6

https://twitter.com/stealin_ur_cool

https://twitter.com/istoppedgiving

https://twitter.com/herhreshesrherh

https://twitter.com/FlOWerz_FoReVer

https://twitter.com/ponis_man

https://twitter.com/pr0spector87

I'm not sure why he needs so many accounts that correlate with his banned SA accounts but all of these started faving tweets I made about movies at once last night. They all post a lot of the same things and RT each other, except one of them RTs a lot of power electronics music.

this is beautiful thanks

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
somehow we need to set dare against houston/gurf gurfson/nightshift supreme retard guy

then these two problems would take care of themselves

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Zorodius posted:

some crazy canadian guy who got convicted of rape after a BDSM date gone wrong, and he is obsessed with ancient video game Tribes, and he registers like five accounts here per day and posts mostly 100% incoherent word salad rants in every thread

I didn't hear about the BDSM part

does dare like ladies to beat the poo poo out of him or is he a sadist

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Prince posted:

420 accounts and 69% of all revenue

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Earwicker posted:

out of all the forums crazies I will remember bitchkilla the most, partly because I must have banned him myself around 20 times and I started trying to add up how much he was spending on forums accounts, but mostly because at one point he posted a picture from "the window of his office" and it was literally a block away from where I was at that time.

iirc he started out here as a 9/11 truther

which forum did you mod?

what specific crazy about 9/11 was he obsessed with?

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
I am the new, coherent dare

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i was here for the tail end of bitchkilla's re-regs. one of the last topics he went on about was... some sort of pseudoscience that he believed 100% to be real. don't remember what exactly but he used the handle "bitchkillakilla"

Booblord Zagats posted:

Man, this sounds way less intimidating than "A visit from the FBI" or "A knock on his door from the state police"

I bet they let most of the crooks pet the horses before they cuff them
i think they're the canadian equivalent of the FBI and i know that they're pieces of poo poo in their own right, but it is a pretty quaint name for them

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

That Robot posted:

which forum did you mod?

what specific crazy about 9/11 was he obsessed with?

this one. i dont remember his specific 9/11 theory, back at that time 9/11 conspiracy poo poo was more popular and he was one of many who would periodically show up with some truther rant in gbs but unlike the others he kept coming back and making new accounts at a crazy rate

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
its cool that dare literally got schizophrenia from fyad

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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That Robot posted:

I didn't hear about the BDSM part

does dare like ladies to beat the poo poo out of him or is he a sadist

something about meeting a girl online for a rebound date and she was into BDSM and they had a safe word and he restrained or hit her or something. Then afterward she reported him to the police

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

bring back axman666

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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
An important step in some stolen credit card fraud schemes is to first make a small purchase on the card to make sure it hasn't been deactivated. Makes u think...

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