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hey i'm gonna try to have sex because otherwise i'll literally die. i'm gonna post in this thread about it so you can mock my attempts to communicate with girl humans.
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i took too much acid once and thought id die if I didn't get laid. i didn't get laid but i didn't die unfortunately so on that note good luck op I wish you the best.
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Sep 6, 2016 08:54
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i took too much acid once and thought id die if I didn't get laid. i didn't get laid but i didn't die unfortunately so on that note good luck op I wish you the best. i think i may need to do some acid that may be part of the livejournal only time will tell.
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Sep 6, 2016 08:59
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Why would any man want to have sex with girls? theyre just weaker guys find a strong man and pound his strong hole instead imo
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Sep 6, 2016 08:59
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Zzulu posted:Why would any man want to have sex with girls? theyre just weaker guys that would definitely be easier but sorry i have to do it this way
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Sep 6, 2016 09:04
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Yea sure I'll follow this what could go wrong? How much are you willing to spend OP? I'd say try to keep it over 100$ hh to keep it classy.
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Sep 6, 2016 09:06
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sounds logical
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Sep 6, 2016 09:17
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12gaugelobotomy posted:Yea sure I'll follow this what could go wrong? we're gonna have to go down a long, dark road before i'll sleep with a prostitute. if things get to that point i have no doubt there will be nothing classy about this thread
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Sep 6, 2016 09:17
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what does hh mean
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Sep 6, 2016 09:18
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nvm i googled it. do people actually pay for a full hour with a hooker and if so why?
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Sep 6, 2016 09:19
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happy hooker
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Sep 6, 2016 09:19
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if i ever paid for a hooker i'd fully blow her mind and make her want to jump on my bike and be my bike bitch but i'm a weak kneed pussy so the thought of paying for sex is abhorrent
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Sep 6, 2016 10:13
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Zzulu posted:Why would any man want to have sex with girls? I had the same question for OP, but in this age of diversity we must be tolerant of deviant lifestyles.
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Sep 6, 2016 10:38
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logical phalluses posted:nvm i googled it. do people actually pay for a full hour with a hooker and if so why? LMAO why would you pay for an hour with a hooker? I only need 90 seconds rofl
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Sep 6, 2016 10:47
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Jack Trades posted:LMAO why would you pay for an hour with a hooker? I only need 90 seconds rofl i know, right? haha.
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Sep 6, 2016 10:52
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logical phalluses posted:i know, right? haha. I'm THAT good. I only need 90 seconds to blow your mind and my load
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Sep 6, 2016 10:53
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Zzulu posted:Why would any man want to have sex with girls? theyre just weaker guys What girls lack in size they make up for in indignant ferocity.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:What girls lack in size they make up for in indignant ferocity. And better boobs.
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