If you are really close with your best friend you will want to cuddle him!

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chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

my best friend is my girlfriend but she tripped on a thing on the pavement and injured herself so cuddling for her can be painful

# ? Sep 7, 2016 06:00

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# ? May 2, 2024 17:19

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

no pain no gain

# ? Sep 7, 2016 06:07

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Thanks Nirvkalpa.

I blushed from second-hand embarrassment.

Your post was really embarrassingly bad.
It borders on an assault upon goons' highly-sensitive imaginations, no less.

Like, lol if don't you think goons aren't already trying to cuddle with every hot available friend they've got regardless of gender.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 06:08

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

jam a great big phallus into your nearest orifice, the universe demands it

# ? Sep 7, 2016 06:09

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

As thy D or V commands it-

# ? Sep 7, 2016 06:11

Nirvikalpa: Aug 20, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Thanks Nirvkalpa.

I blushed from second-hand embarrassment.

Your post was really embarrassingly bad.
It borders on an assault upon goons' highly-sensitive imaginations, no less.

Like, lol if don't you think goons aren't already trying to cuddle with every hot available friend they've got regardless of gender.

What if your best friend is ugly?

# ? Sep 7, 2016 08:33

Toys For Twats: Sep 30, 2007; One awesome dude

It's always nice to give and receive a hug, be it man or woman, ugly or beautiful, i will hug them all.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 08:53

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

But what if I get a boner when cuddling my friend??

# ? Sep 7, 2016 08:57

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Nirvikalpa posted:

What if your best friend is ugly?

There are different kinds and different ways of showing one's attractiveness to others.

Also, everyone has their ugly sides.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 09:00

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

One time in elementary school, a friend and I were on the bus and we're both tired. We both agreed it was ok to lie back shoulder to shoulder with our heads together and we took a nap.

Also my high school friend was cool with sharing a bed, but no cuddles.

Or at least I didn't try.

Wicker Man fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Sep 7, 2016

# ? Sep 7, 2016 09:06