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*Moves cigar from side to side, sucking equally from the unlit side and the lit side, eyes red as the director brushes his hand against the top of his spiked hair, cutting himself on the tips*
Listen up everyone, profits are down. Our margins are lower. We can't continue operating like this. We need to improve our product. We need fresh, new ideas to keep the kids into it. To get the kids back into it. We need something to appeal to teens, to the elderly, to the adults, to the kids, to the sick. We need the next big thing, see?
*Takes a bite out of the cigar, chewing on it and swallowing shortly after*
Any ideas? We need something. Anything. The next big thing.
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What do you have to say. What's the next big thing. The next big product to make us a lot of money. Something that we can sell coasters of. Coasters, those rolling things the uh...lint rollers! That's it. Lint rollers, tumblers, tumblrs, tumbling roller coasters featuring the big thing at the biggest amusement parks. We need something huge. Hit me with it. I know you got an idea, give me anything.
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If you say "The Palsy Pals" one more time you're fired
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*chuckles and slams his fists against the table, cigars pour out from the sleeves of his suit jacket*
This is our livelihood we're talking about here people! We need the thing! The big thing! Any idea will do. Someone's GOTTA have something!
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what if the cartoon hot dog bun is like.....a womans pussy
 
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ok, I'm thinking maybe we just need to add to our existing shows, ya know to really bring the kids in, new innovative characters like instead of just a large dog there is a smaller scrappier dog who has a stereotypically italian new york accent or maybe instead of dogs we can add a little space alien guy who keeps meddling in the affairs of the main characters and he can also have a stereotypical accent but not the same as the little dog.
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Ren And Stimpy But Extremely Queer
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ok... ok, instead of the army guys firing bullets at each other they shoot lasers, really deadly lasers that make everything they hit explode... except they never actually hit any people they just blow up the tanks and jeeps and planes and we make sure that the people in these vehicles all have parachutes and jump out and just stop fighting because.... i don't know... maybe they're ashamed that the good guys blew up their vehicles.... just spitballing here
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What if we did Invader Zim but it was more obnoxious somehow oh wait that's just Uncle Grandpa what if a thing from Youtube was on Uncle Grandpa and Zim was there also and he was like "let's eat food or shout in the manner to which the audience has become accustomed" and what if there was an app of it.
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oooh i like this! maybe one of them can be a giant sponge and the other one.... uh.... the other one can be like a conch shell or... no no... a starfish!
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ok... uh.. so they're ghostbusters but uh.... they have a big gorilla that helps them bust ghosts and.... uh.... yeah...
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The CGI Barbie cartoon team is trying to become more data-driven.
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Eight brown-haired men in suits discuss how Jewish a character is allowed to be and if the type of animal he is matters.
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The cartoon/human hybrid world of Roger Rabbit but mostly focused on slide presentations about productive office arrangements.
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Dilbert but actually Dilbert.
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*man in a suit at the end of the table sheepishly raises his hand* "current trends suggest that we could make a lot of money if we just cut out the middleman and turn our cartoons into porn"
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*man in a suit raises hand sheepishly because he is an actual sheep lmao*
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just a reminder for violence against robots and appropriate viewing age:
0-4 years old: sparks. let em fly!
5 years and up: oil. oil, oil, and oil. the idea is to make it look like blood without being blood. kids are smart, they'll fill in the blanks. parents on the other hand, who we really cater to, won't have any concerns
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*somewhere in a disney boardroom* "what if we do something radical and actually have the main characters mom still be alive?"
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*man in a suit raises hand sheepishly because he is an actual sheep lmao*
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wait wait... backup there.... what if we did a cartoon version of breaking bad? maybe add like a little cartoon dinosaur sidekick or something.
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*slams fists against the table, more cigars come out*
yes...YES! This is what I'm talking about! We need to maximize our sidekick output! More revenue!
Now I'm hearing a lot about Dilbert...and this breaking bad show. You all are the experts here, you make the money, what is the potential for a Dilbert themed breaking bad soft drink line?
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Okay, I just googled breaking bad, you should all be ashamed of yourselves promoting this smut in The Cartoon Company!
Kids love their crossovers, so why not have Dilbert and Mr. Breaking Bad work together, and let's say their sidekicks are...what if they were like the Cars from the Disney movie but Trucks instead to prevent copyright issues?
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Well sir, musicals are still pretty hot but the only song rights I've been able to acquire are for Tubthumpin by Chumbawumba. I suggest a series based on a team of super heroes who save the day through seemingly choreographed song and dance routines. For the first season it'll have to be exclusively Tubthumpin but I was thinking for season 2 we can acquire the rights to Butterfly by Crazy Town and roll with that as well.
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Well sir, musicals are still pretty hot but the only song rights I've been able to acquire are for Tubthumpin by Chumbawumba. I suggest a series based on a team of super heroes who save the day through seemingly choreographed song and dance routines. For the first season it'll have to be exclusively Tubthumpin but I was thinking for season 2 we can acquire the rights to Butterfly by Crazy Town and roll with that as well.
Marcus, this is a fantastic idea! Though I think a Tubthumpin roller coaster may be far too scary for the target demographic of 1-70. Though what about "Party Rock" by that hot new band LMFAO...
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Marcus, this is a fantastic idea! Though I think a Tubthumpin roller coaster may be far too scary for the target demographic of 1-70. Though what about "Party Rock" by that hot new band LMFAO...
I will look into it. I'll call Mr. Red Fool and Mr. Sky Blue before I head to lunch today.
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ok, what if we churn out an extremely hyperactive mess of random "zany" poo poo, rapid-fire one-liners, and bathroom humor? better yet, what if we churn out ten of them?
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What if Mark Trail had a storyline about... the Twitter? Would that get kids to read the comic pages? What about Mary Worth, with a Twitter? I keep hearing about Twitter.
I stopped reading Prince Valiant until he started using Instagram.
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One entire floor is just the department that puts dance parties at the end of movies.
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They made counseling mandatory for the Fan Relations people after the third suicide last hear.
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They made counseling mandatory for the Fan Relations people after the third suicide last hear.
Counseling is a sham, put dance booths in every supply closet. They should dance the shame away, like our cartoons. We live by our cartoons.
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*somewhere in a disney boardroom* "what if we do something radical and actually have the main characters mom still be alive?"
*room bursts into laughter*
Wolf Of Wall Street but it's Sam and Fred from the old Looney Tunes cartoons about the wolf and the sheepdog punching the time clock.
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