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FactsAreUseless

Can't believe Christopher Columbus found a new route to India, and then it turned out to be an entirely undiscovered continent. That's loving insane. Do you remember that?

# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:31

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# ? May 4, 2024 09:14

FactsAreUseless

Remember when Catherine de Medici got into that drunken fight in The Real World, which isn't a TV show because that doesn't exist yet and is instead just the actual real world.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:32

Love Stole the Day: Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you

Francisco de Miranda was so cool back then. He totally banged all the female monarchs and was friends with literally everybody who was anybody back then. Here's a thing Mike Duncan did about him and how he was everywhere back then.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 19:04

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I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

crazy times. i remember watching them knock down hadrian's wall on mtv

~sig~

# ? Sep 7, 2016 19:30

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Happy 20th anniversary America! They said we wouldn't even last a decade, but we've already lasted two!

# ? Sep 7, 2016 22:45

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

only 90s kids will remember this as everyone else got their brains surgically removed by the cyborgs

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# ? Sep 7, 2016 22:58

SIDS Vicious

I was in grade 8 when 9/11 happened a D we watched it at school

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:12

Piso Mojado

Only 90s kids remember Jean Benet - lmao, rite?

# ? Sep 8, 2016 05:19

joke_explainer

You can't forget how awkward it was when Emperor Nerva got slapped down by the Praetorian Guard and was forced to accept Trajanus as his successor.
Namibia gets its independence from South Africa! Hooray! Only early 90s kids will get this.
You remember your dad couldn't stop talking about when England and Portugal entered the Anglo-Portugese Alliance
You remember when Aikenhead was executed for blasphemy outside of Edinburg XD
Ole' Genghis Khan was up to his old tricks when he defeated the Jurkins.
Three words: Pope Celestine V. Oh my god.
I bet you can recall exactly where you were when the Chinese gov reestablished the Protectorate of Western Regions.
You saw the fall of the the Yodit Era, though were probably didn't know why everybody was freaking out about it.
Uda shuts down commercial trade only to be succeeded by Daigo like three years later...
Remember when Iceland adopted Christianity? Who would have guessed!
You probably remember when Tycho Brahe's stipend for research was ceased and he had to leave for Farverg�rden. Bye bye, you sharp-eyed bastard.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 06:18

nvm no cake

Celluloid Sam posted:

I was in grade 8 when 9/11 happened a D we watched it at school

me too. i remember everyone saying you're going to remember where you were when it happened and guess what i do so i guess they were right

# ? Sep 8, 2016 06:19

joke_explainer

thepiratebae.se posted:

me too. i remember everyone saying you're going to remember where you were when it happened and guess what i do so i guess they were right

i was kind of hoping you would say 'and guess what, I don't. what were we talking about'

# ? Sep 8, 2016 06:20

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

joke_explainer posted:

You can't forget how awkward it was when Emperor Nerva got slapped down by the Praetorian Guard and was forced to accept Trajanus as his successor.

Namibia gets its independence from South Africa! Hooray! Only early 90s kids will get this.

You remember your dad couldn't stop talking about when England and Portugal entered the Anglo-Portugese Alliance

You remember when Aikenhead was executed for blasphemy outside of Edinburg XD

Ole' Genghis Khan was up to his old tricks when he defeated the Jurkins.

Three words: Pope Celestine V. Oh my god.

I bet you can recall exactly where you were when the Chinese gov reestablished the Protectorate of Western Regions.

You saw the fall of the the Yodit Era, though were probably didn't know why everybody was freaking out about it.

Uda shuts down commercial trade only to be succeeded by Daigo like three years later...

Remember when Iceland adopted Christianity? Who would have guessed!

You probably remember when Tycho Brahe's stipend for research was ceased and he had to leave for Farvergården. Bye bye, you sharp-eyed bastard.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 08:13

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

All the rich kids had steam cars and I didn't even get to see them much being in the textile mill 16hrs/day

# ? Sep 8, 2016 21:32

FactsAreUseless

joke_explainer posted:

You can't forget how awkward it was when Emperor Nerva got slapped down by the Praetorian Guard and was forced to accept Trajanus as his successor.

Namibia gets its independence from South Africa! Hooray! Only early 90s kids will get this.

You remember your dad couldn't stop talking about when England and Portugal entered the Anglo-Portugese Alliance

You remember when Aikenhead was executed for blasphemy outside of Edinburg XD

Ole' Genghis Khan was up to his old tricks when he defeated the Jurkins.

Three words: Pope Celestine V. Oh my god.

I bet you can recall exactly where you were when the Chinese gov reestablished the Protectorate of Western Regions.

You saw the fall of the the Yodit Era, though were probably didn't know why everybody was freaking out about it.

Uda shuts down commercial trade only to be succeeded by Daigo like three years later...

Remember when Iceland adopted Christianity? Who would have guessed!

You probably remember when Tycho Brahe's stipend for research was ceased and he had to leave for Farvergården. Bye bye, you sharp-eyed bastard.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 23:02

A Tin Of Beans

remember when the muzzafarid empire rebelled.. fuckin lmao like they could beat the timurid.. idiots!! ha good riddance persia's better without them

# ? Sep 9, 2016 03:25

Music Theory: Avatar by Garden Walker

I remember when

I remember

I remember when I lost my mind

# ? Sep 9, 2016 04:37

Stool Sample: EVERYONE Poops!?

Remember when that Sherman Antitrust Act was passed? Man those robber barons were PISSED.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 08:34

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

It's crazy to think we all came to California for gold 30 years before the 90s. I keep thinking 1849 was 20 years ago

# ? Sep 9, 2016 09:44

zimboe: FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

I remember way back in the Old Stone Age when Thag Simmons squatted down next to the holy fire and discovered farts can burn.

All: THAG SHOOT HOLY FIRE FROM rear end! HE IS NEW CHIEF!
...
You know it had to have happened at least once.
...
Then later he got thagomized.
RIP, Thag.

E: ref Gary Larson.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Sep 9, 2016

Dammit.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 11:09

social vegan

*in rocking chair talking to great grandkids*: ah yes, back then it was First Eye Blind

# ? Sep 9, 2016 12:51

zimboe: FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Really.
Now at some point , about 2 million years ago, really stupid short hairy fuckers about as smart as a 4 year old modern Homo Sap discovered fire, and how to use it to cook food, more or less.

Probably, soon after, they discovered the problem of out of control bush fires, but that is secondary to our discussion.

But, they found that a bush fire could drive the game right onto their ranked spears for a pre- cooked meal.
This set the tone for enormously destructive methods of human hunting.
..
We are destructive to our environment.
But so are elephants, who over the depths of time have modified the course of rivers.
...
But let's get back to poor Thag, the first man to discover that fire can come from the rear end.
There must have been thousands of ugly explosive and hilarious ( by Caveman standards) accidents over the eons. I figure your basic caveman was pretty prole in his humour.
Gags we will never know- lost to the depths of time.
...
Refute my reasoning.

Dammit.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 15:07

Piso Mojado

please leave byob and seek professional help for whatever mental illness makes you post so bad.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 15:34

social vegan

ah yes, back then they were just slowball and marcy's playpen

# ? Sep 9, 2016 16:16

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Music Theory posted:

I remember when

I remember

I remember when I lost my mind

ikr? there was so much acid around back then

as a catalyst in bromine production. tainted my fish pond! drove me crazy!

:argh:

HERBERT DOW!!!

# ? Sep 10, 2016 00:54

Love Stole the Day: Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtNZrf-kzww

# ? Sep 11, 2016 09:12

MrWillsauce

drat that mouse got a big rear end

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:25

social vegan

MrWillsauce posted:

drat that mouse got a big rear end

he has a name ok and ya it's minnie, ironically

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:00

MrWillsauce

goddamn!

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:24

Business Gorillas

My great grandpa saw that Jesus guy go up on the cross and now they're throwing themselves into lion pits. I don't freaking get it. It apparently wasn't even that big of a deal

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:28

AAB

bill clinton

# ? Sep 13, 2016 23:07

Lawrence Gilchrist

Back in the gay nineties there would be ads in the paper talking about "robots" putting live artists out of work. Well it's four score later and the phonographs haven't taken over.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 06:36

Hector Beerlioz: aw, hec

I was gonna post a picture of my Yikes! pencil that I still have but I think I might be missing the point of the thread....maybe later, idk.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 14:43

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# ? May 4, 2024 09:14

social vegan

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I was gonna post a picture of my Yikes! pencil that I still have but I think I might be missing the point

that's ok the eraser is the cool part!

# ? Sep 16, 2016 16:04

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