quote:

On 20 July 1981, 24-year-old David Allen Kirwan from La Caņada, California, was driving through Yellowstone's Fountain Paint Pot thermal area with his friend Ronald Ratliff and Ratliff's dog Moosie. At about 1:00 P.M. they parked their truck to get out and take a closer look at the hot springs; Moosie escaped from the truck, ran towards nearby Celestine Pool (a thermal spring whose water temperature has been measured at over 200°), jumped in, and began yelping.

Kirwan and Ratliff rushed over to the pool to aid the terrified dog, and Kirwan's attitude indicated he was about to go into the spring after it. According to bystanders, several people tried to warn Kirwan off by yelling at him not to jump in, but he shouted "Like hell I won't!" back at them, took two steps into the pool, and then dove head-first into the boiling spring.

Kirwan swam out to the dog and attempted to take it to shore; he then disappeared underwater, let go of the dog, and tried to climb out of the pool. Ratliff helped pull Kirwan out of the hot spring (resulting in second-degree burns to his own feet), and another visitor led Kirwan to the sidewalk as he reportedly muttered, "That was stupid. How bad am I? That was a stupid thing I did."

Kirwan was indeed in very bad shape. He was blind, and when another park visitor tried to remove one of his shoes, his skin (which was already peeling everywhere) came off with it. He sustained third-degree burns to 100% of his body, including his head, and died the following morning at a Salt Lake City hospital. (Moosie did not survive, either.)

Nooner posted:

smoobles posted:

This guy had a moment of clarity that haunts me whenever I think about it:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hotspring.asp

Imagine realizing you just killed yourself in the stupidest way possible and having several hours to let the fact sink in, while you, full conscious, painfully die.

Beef Turret posted:

Thanks now I'm scarred for life.

Quote-Unquote posted:

I once was very stupid and decided to update a record in an SQL database manually

I forgot to include a WHERE clause.

That was a fun evening of restoring from backups!

(For non-nerds: if you tell SQL to change a value in a record but don't specify which record(s) to update, it overwrites everything)

Minimalist Program posted:

That guy wanted a hot dog, and died for it.