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"I don't know who came up with... drinking liquid water...... But I'm trying to figure out how we get them to H2-Go to the polls!"
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There are three rules for working at the DNC: (1) no bright light, (2) don't get Mrs. Clinton wet, and (3) never feed Mrs. Clinton after midnight, no matter how much she demands. Bright light hurts her, and sunlight can kill her.
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Sep 13, 2016 04:32
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Vegetable posted:The Anti-Rubio
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social vegan posted:
From the moment the invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this earth. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this planet's infinite organisms. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain.
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gently caress the ROW posted:Shes not familiar with the term "faucet" ok, what more do you want  Hillary left befuddled as she is asked to get "water" from "the sink" in "the kitchen"
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steinrokkan posted:
This picture. She might as well be on the surface of Venus.
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Mandator posted:has anyone made a "weekend at Bernie Sanders" joke yet? No, because the DNC would not allow Bernie to have that level of involvement.
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bernie avoiding press because if he says the wrong thing he'll find out he or his wife zipped themselves up into a duffel bag while they were sleeping
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Mandator posted:has anyone made a "weekend at Bernie Sanders" joke yet?
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no, but the opposite
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When JFK died, Jacqueline Kennedy got to be president until they put the presidency back into the safe hands of a man (Lindy B. J.). If Hillary dies, does that mean we get four more years of Bill?
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Buttmeister posted:When JFK died, Jacqueline Kennedy got to be president until they put the presidency back into the safe hands of a man (Lindy B. J.). If Hillary dies, does that mean we get four more years of Bill? Yes only because Kaine is a sub
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Yes only because Kaine is a sub I mean that was already implied but ok thanks
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Buttmeister posted:I mean that was already implied but ok thanks Very much appreciated
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Zahgaegun posted:Imagine hating one of the basic functions of life STRONGER OBEY
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Seeing hilary clintong gag down water makes me want to water some plants, know what I mean *wink wink*
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MG3 posted:Seeing hilary clintong gag down water makes me want to water some plants, know what I mean *wink wink* She's a vegetable?
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MG3 posted:Seeing hilary clintong gag down water makes me want to water some plants, know what I mean *wink wink* i dont know, please expound
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walgreenslatino posted:Lol you've got to be kidding me it's cuz her swallow reflex was damaged during her CVT in 2012.
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:i dont know, please expound I mean she makes my wiener harder than a pickle but softer than a cucumber
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Gildiss posted:She's a vegetable? Give it time.
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Boomstick Quaid posted:DNC tap the ringer commie if anything the DNC would bring him in so Clinton could suck out his life force
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walgreenslatino posted:Hillary social vegan posted:if she straight dead in her compound that suddenly has guards and concrete barriers and someone is tweeting like she still alive then god bless this earf Not just tweeting but like calling into Anderson Cooper and stuff
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reallivedinosaur posted:supposedly she's calling into louder with crowder this week A good call. Even if she can just groan and void, she'll still look smart and savvy in comparison to Crowder.
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Ork of Fiction posted:A good call. Even if she can just groan and void, she'll still look smart and savvy in comparison to Crowder. im sure that's the plan, crowder should suddenly "take sick" at the last second and have alex jones fill in as host
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[nervous press secretary responds to gathered, anxious journalists] "Yeah, Hillary has AIDS alright....... Aides like Huma Abedin who will help improve life for every American and remind us how great this country always was!!! Also Hillary has AIDS, ok goodnight"
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walgreenslatino posted:[nervous press secretary responds to gathered, anxious journalists] but given what people like Dr. Drew were saying, it would be like a really old school doctor's diagnosis so they'd say she got the gay cancer (which should drive up her numbers with the LGBTs as a bonus)
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