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Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Unfortunately the fringes of Miami have just as many tall buildings as upstate New York, so Spider-Man ends up having to hire a car

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Payndz posted:

Unfortunately the fringes of Miami have just as many tall buildings as upstate New York, so Spider-Man ends up having to hire a car

That jjj steals

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Wait, why is Pete's identity in danger? Does he expect Banner to go blabbing to the tabloids? Did he wear his tights but not bring his mask for some reason?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Cabbit posted:

Wait, why is Pete's identity in danger? Does he expect Banner to go blabbing to the tabloids? Did he wear his tights but not bring his mask for some reason?

Peter has serious brain damage

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"We can't wait for an ambulance to wind its way through traffic!"
"Pete you know ambulances have trained staff and equipment on board for just this type of emergency?"
"Too late, already in my spider suit."

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Didn't Robbie mention that JJJ was in FL or something? God, I can no longer keep track of what's actual plot and what I hope and pray for with NSM.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
transporting a man bleeding out via what is essentially an extended trampoline ride is a wonderful idea. he's probably not even gonna web up the leg or anything.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

transporting a man bleeding out via what is essentially an extended trampoline ride is a wonderful idea. he's probably not even gonna web up the leg or anything.

Now I'm just imagining Peter spraying Lizard blood all over Miami.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

transporting a man bleeding out via what is essentially an extended trampoline ride is a wonderful idea. he's probably not even gonna web up the leg or anything.

Nothing helps a critically ill patient like feelin' some G's!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's just like applying pressure, only more dynamic.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

From the land Hulked out misquotes and flying gators, Happy New Year NSM thread!:toot:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


:awe: new year starts strong, with Spider-man showing up out of nowhere

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

ArmyOfMidgets posted:



:awe: new year starts strong, with Spider-man showing up out of nowhere

Bruce freaks out and hulks out. boat smashed welp.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
WHAT? CURT CONNORS.... IS SPIDERMAN?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Also I cant explain that triangle in panel 2.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:

Also I cant explain that triangle in panel 2.

WHAT? PETER PARKER IS... 3D MAN?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Glad to see Spider-Man in Newspaper Spider-Man

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Endless Mike posted:

Glad to see Spider-Man in Newspaper Spider-Man
But where is the newspaper? We need to get JJJ on the case immediately.

head58
Apr 1, 2013

MJ is about to snap Connors’ neck. Given that the main plan is Peter taking him, it’s a mercy.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Synthbuttrange posted:

Also I cant explain that triangle in panel 2.

It's in panel 1, too.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Endless Mike posted:

Glad to see Spider-Man in Newspaper Spider-Man

who?

Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009

Proteus Jones posted:

It's in panel 1, too.

Looks like the windshield glass for the boat.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Stahlgeist posted:

Looks like the windshield glass for the boat.

That's the weirdest continuity thing for the artist to get hung up on when they can hardly keep hair and clothes color on track from one day to the next.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Synthbuttrange posted:

Also I cant explain that triangle in panel 2.
TRIANGLE MAN! HERE?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Saoshyant posted:

A lot of LSD went into making that cartoon happen.

More than you'd think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xi9ZvDh92s

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Next strip: "Peter just jumped off the side of the boat, for no reason, and now Spider-Man is here."

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Johnny Walker posted:

TRIANGLE MAN! HERE?

NEXT: THEY HAVE A FIGHT (triangle wins)

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Make up your mind if you want to keep the mask on and off (meanwhile Curt bleeds to death because MJ keeps him elevated)

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

What are they in? I mean the artist has never been consistent with the appearance of the boat, but what the hell is that?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Bruce is trapped in a crystal prison

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Remove the dialogue from panel 1 and it turns into a very weird orgy

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



2018 thread here: [https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3845273

edited for stupidity!

Endless Mike fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Jan 1, 2018

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Samuringa posted:

Remove the dialogue from panel 1 and it turns into a very weird orgy

eh, I've had weirder.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Link is busted, it links to this very post.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



jyrque posted:

Link is busted, it links to this very post.

I'm stupid! 2018 thread HERE: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3845273

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