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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Mel Mudkiper posted:

woods porn is loving haunting in how everyone has a woods porn story

I have a dad's closet porn story.

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Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
the redskins

are bad

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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achillesforever6 posted:

I mean University of Pittsburgh oh gently caress I was thinking of someone else who was really good that went to Pitt in the 2000s that wasn't Larry Fitzgerald

Yeah... I realized that after my dumb post :durr:

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Perfect ending, really.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
c'mon refs just let it end

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

1000s of fantasy games change on that. sure looked like an incomplete. thankfully this game is over.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
an appropriate ending

imho

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

Vaders Jester posted:

Books or films next?

I was thinking of starting Infinite Jest during the next game.

Mughe
Mar 17, 2007

I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.
"But it doesn't really matter"
Classic Tirico

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Kawalimus posted:

No it's not. The joke will be over when their first playoff win is against our RAVENS. I can't handle that. So I always root for them to win that playoff game to end that fear but it NEVER happens. I'd root for the Ravens to miss the playoffs if getting in meant playing the Bengals.

I love you. You are loving insane.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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If you described this game in a book it would be titled Blood Meridian

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
anyone post this yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsB7UQ8BlE0

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

WampaLord posted:

I have a dad's closet porn story.
i once walked in the bathroom at 2am and the door was unlocked and the lights were off and my dad was sitting on the toilet lit by candles jerking off

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

WampaLord posted:

I have a dad's closet porn story.

Like....gay stuff?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Hunterhr posted:

I was thinking of starting Infinite Jest during the next game.

Infinite Jest is brilliant moments in a mediocre whole

some of the 90's postmodern existentialism wears thin but certain chapters really shine

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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hughesta posted:

my dad was sitting on the toilet lit by candles jerking off

Well yeah how else are you supposed to jerk off

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Kawalimus posted:

No it's not. The joke will be over when their first playoff win is against our RAVENS. I can't handle that. So I always root for them to win that playoff game to end that fear but it NEVER happens. I'd root for the Ravens to miss the playoffs if getting in meant playing the Bengals.

I understand all of this

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Ghost Dog posted:



the world is great and good, my friend. cheer up

This is the kind of thing I mean though. You see all that stuff laughing at the Bengals cause they can't win. But see since Marvin Lewis took over there they poo poo all over us all the time. But then you say yeah they can't do it in the playoffs. Until they play us then it will all be different and they'll poo poo on us just like they always do and we'll forever be the team that the Bengals finally beat and I don't want that. I was hoping it would be the Steelers but no they blew it. So now that potential remains.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

fan of the browns posted:

Like....gay stuff?

No I found awesome VHS porn and Penthouses in my dad's closet.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Well yeah how else are you supposed to jerk off

a hawk some morph suits and your favorite andalite chronicles book cover

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

Hunterhr posted:

I was thinking of starting Infinite Jest during the next game.

I've got it but not got round to reading it yet.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Ghost Dog posted:

a hawk some morph suits and your favorite andalite chronicles book cover

I get this reference


Rachel... :smith:

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

Mel Mudkiper posted:

If you described this game in a book it would be titled Blood Meridian

Or the Evening Redskins in the West

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

This is the kind of thing I mean though. You see all that stuff laughing at the Bengals cause they can't win. But see since Marvin Lewis took over there they poo poo all over us all the time. But then you say yeah they can't do it in the playoffs. Until they play us then it will all be different and they'll poo poo on us just like they always do and we'll forever be the team that the Bengals finally beat and I don't want that. I was hoping it would be the Steelers but no they blew it. So now that potential remains.

do not fear the end of the joke, enjoy the current joke. any philosphy that makes you do anything but LOL@ joey porter unretiring to hang another L on the bengals in the playoffs as if to permanently and forever answer the question of Who Dey? is not a good one

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



WampaLord posted:

No I found awesome VHS porn and Penthouses in my dad's closet.

I jerked off so many times to the Baywatch Playboy issue I stole from my grandfather's bathroom

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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when my dad got divorced he didn't even try to hide his porn anymore

butt bandits 9 just sitting on the shelf when I visited

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
ive caught my dad in the act like five times

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I gave up like 30 books into Animorphs but I'm still scarred by the drunken night two years ago my friend filled me in on the massacre of an ending.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Poonerman posted:

ive caught my dad in the act like five times

why do you keep trying to catch him

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Poonerman posted:

ive caught my dad in the act like five times

At some point it's not catching, it's him wanting you to see it

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Four hours for an erection right?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

nerve posted:

why do you keep trying to catch him

it's more him being bad about closing doors

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

achillesforever6 posted:

I mean University of Pittsburgh oh gently caress I was thinking of someone else who was really good that went to Pitt in the 2000s that wasn't Larry Fitzgerald

Revis

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Man Boomer took his downers tonight.

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