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"Hey, Kramer, stop yanking your dick in public." "No law against it, Jerry." "Say, that's right!" JERRY pulls out his dick and starts masturbating. What's the deal with all these masturbating Italians?
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I think it's very progressive, personally, and very pro-women.
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Sep 12, 2016 22:34
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gabagool!!!!!
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Sep 12, 2016 22:55
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Kramer says something racist. All Italians agree.
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Sep 12, 2016 22:57
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"Mama mia! That's a spicy meatball!" - Jerry
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Sep 12, 2016 23:00
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This biscotti is making me thirsty. -Kramer
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Kramer: Hey, Jerry! Jerry: Ugh, go away you filthy gypsy! *spits*
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Sep 12, 2016 23:04
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She had mani virile
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'no weddnig soup for you!' -soup mussolini
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laffo at the hard hitting conclusion of that article.quote:Public masturbation remains a criminal offense in many other parts of the world, where it can lead to a jail sentence.
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So remember, you can only include public masturbation in your "Seinfeld set in present day Italy" fanfic, unless you want the masturbater to be a criminal. I'm either going to have to rewrite my "Seinfeld in Italy" script or specify that it's set in the past. 
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Sep 12, 2016 23:28
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HEY NEWMAN YOU FANGOOL! VA, FANAPOLI, EH? *Jerry and Newman gesticulate wildly and loudly at each other for several minutes, shouting at the top of their lungs*
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didnt read thread, voted goku
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Jerry: "Are you 'master of your domain'?" Kramer: "Mamma mia!"
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There would be a joke about pizza. Like in the original show, but with better pizza.
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Kramer writes off 3 other cars while attempting to reverse park. Seinfeld: I didn't know you were such a good driver!
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Sep 13, 2016 01:10
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Sunswipe posted:"Hey, Kramer, stop yanking your dick in public." 
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Sep 13, 2016 02:17
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Che cosa è errato con cibo compagnia aerea?
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Sep 13, 2016 02:19
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ehh gotta have me some a dat gabagool jerry
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Sep 13, 2016 02:20
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Nigga still getting fined $33,000 so id say he didn't ... GET OFF!!!!
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Sep 13, 2016 02:30
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And what's the deal with Gondola food?
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Sep 13, 2016 02:31
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are you still master of your domain? *masturbates*
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Sep 13, 2016 03:05
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"you can't spare one gabagool?"
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Sep 13, 2016 03:21
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This episode, except in Italian with more gesticulation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egsdc7tZ_xc
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happyhippy posted:Kramer says something racist.
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Finally all those stray dogs will have something to lick up. From the Goop Nazi.
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the pope farts on george at a deli. george calls him out and looks like an rear end in a top hat
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Sep 13, 2016 03:33
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im the 30 minute long elaine gangbang lotta weird uncut dongs
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"I love this gelato, and the best thing of all is that it's nonfat."
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*clears throat full of pasta* "S-Shitaly"
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Sep 13, 2016 04:07
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*Kramer slides into the room* "Did somebody say fuckass?"
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Every character is Kramer
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What about cumming on other people?
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