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George dates an amazing women, only to discover to his horror she's a 4th Generation Genesteler Hybrid. He's perfectly fine with her, but he cannot deal with her parents.
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Sep 18, 2016 11:22
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Kelly (to George, as they walk together through blackened Central Park remnants): "Careful." (She points to the ground, so George will see the rubble and avoid tripping on it) George: Oh. It's just rubble (laughs and waves his arms around wildly) KABOOOOOM!!!! !Rubble's not that bad. I don't even mind the word “rubble.” You know, it's “bull,” as in "strong like a bull", and a “rub” in front of it. What woman doesn't like a nice rub from a man who's strong like a bull (winks at Kelly). RUB-BLE. When you consider the other choices, “rubble” is actually pretty refreshing. (George glances at his watch) Kelly: That's a nice watch George. George: Yeah. Kelly: You know, my boyfriend has the same one.
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Sep 18, 2016 13:00
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Comstar posted:George dates an amazing women, only to discover to his horror she's a 4th Generation Genesteler Hybrid. He's perfectly fine with her, but he cannot deal with her parents. Genestealers get less human as the generations progress, a forth generation Genestealer is just a Genestealer. edit: ignore this, I was wrong Guy Goodbody fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Sep 18, 2016 |
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Sep 18, 2016 14:27
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Guy Goodbody posted:Genestealers get less human as the generations progress, a forth generation Genestealer is just a Genestealer. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Sep 18, 2016 15:36
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George, Kramer, and Jerry are turned on when they listen to a tape recording Elaine made in which she simulates having an orgasm; but when they start developing grotesque mutations, the trio realize they've inadvertently started a Slanneshi cult. Elaine is initially disgusted by them, but at the end of the episode she saves them all by revealing that the recording was actually made by her friend, who is overweight and unattractive.
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Sep 21, 2016 01:05
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George's parents convince him to buy into a timeshare on a "vacation planet" that turns out to be a hovel on a hiveworld. He convinces Jerry to get help from Newman, who brokers a deal to sell the timeshare to an unknown third party. At the end of the episode, they discover they've sold the timeshare to Kramer. Meanwhile, Elaine briefly joins the Sororitas, but quits when she finds out the food is strictly kosher.
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Sep 21, 2016 01:06
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Kramer is being followed around by his new floating servitor-skull sidekick, but he refuses to tell the others how he got it. Jerry convinces Elaine to pretend to seduce Kramer in order to get into his apartment, where she finds a horrifying scene of mechandrite-festooned flying babies working in a skull-encrusted laboratory dissecting human corpses and joining them with stolen machinery. Caught red-handed, Kramer admits to Elaine he's bought into a Cult Mechanicus correspondence course and they won't stop sending the weekly packages to his doorstep! Meanwhile, George's girlfriend tells him she's pregnant with octuplets, and he accidentally proposes. When he confides in Elaine that he wants a way out, she hatches a plan to solve both Kramer and George's problems, but it goes awry when Jerry can't tolerate Kramer's bragging that he almost had sex with Elaine and tells him that it was all just a set-up.
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Sep 21, 2016 01:16
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Kramer hatches a plan to profit by transporting shipping containers full of skulls into a neighboring sector, where they are fetching a higher price from skull recyclers. But it turns out the rogue traders' cut of the revenues is too large. Meanwhile, George gets a malfunctioning servitor to do his job for him; he leaves his hovercar in the parking lot 24/7 to make it look like he's always arriving early and leaving late, and then goes off to watch bloodbowl games and lounge around on the rooftop back at the hive city. Elaine uses George's hovercar's license plate number as collateral when she "temporarily" buys a fur coat that costs thousands of credits, intending to return it the next day after she has suitably impressed her new noble friends, but Jerry gets wet and insists on borrowing the coat to keep warm, but is then mugged by underhive scum who take the coat. When Elaine refuses to pay her first payment on the coat, the Adeptus Arbites repossess George's hovercar, his scheme is revealed and he is about to be fired when Kramer interrupts George at work insisting that George help him find somewhere he can store a shipping container full of skulls. George has been so negligent at work that he never realized his employer is now a skull recycler. They take the shipping container of skulls as evidence that George is actually a skull logistics genius, Kramer gets paid a small profit, the underhive thieves (one still wearing Elaine's coat) steal George's hovercar from the Arbites, and are then killed in underhive gang warfare right outside the cafe where Jerry and Elaine are arguing over whose fault it is the coat got stolen.
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Sep 21, 2016 01:29
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George gets caught in a warp storm during traffic which causes him to arrive decades before he actually left. He tries to use this non-causality to improve the life of his younger self by manipulating his affairs from the distance but inadvertently becomes responsible for every single misfortune he's ever experienced. Jerry is finally arrested for the non-sanctioned idol of superman he keeps hidden away in the apartment while Elaine is guilted into continuing her relationship with a guy who's been converted into a servitor. Kramer gets a new girlfriend.
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Sep 21, 2016 01:29
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