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What if Steve Jobs did exist, but he took the bad acid in some chick's left hand back in 1973 and burnt out his neurons, leaving him few job options other than being a short-order cook at a Waffle House? But once he moved up to night manager, your mind would have been blown. Square pancakes, all-in-one waffle sandwiches that just worked, and ice in the urinals, painstakingly food-dyed into a rainbow pattern each day of the week. Maybe he missed his real calling, hmmm!
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zen death robot posted:what about the hash browns?! He kept a pile of them in the handicapped parking space.
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Sep 14, 2016 06:07
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quote:a person in Tennessee would still be alive, never having dared to leak liver enzymes ahead of time
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Sep 14, 2016 13:24
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i bet steve jobs would have made some bomb-rear end fully loaded hashbrowns
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Sep 14, 2016 14:41
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nobody would ever bother inventing him op
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Sep 16, 2016 05:59
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Duscat posted:honestly, it's a butterfly effect kutchered again
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Sep 16, 2016 06:25
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stebe jubs computers,
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Sep 16, 2016 07:49
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we never would have had this image, OP
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Sep 16, 2016 13:35
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Kthulhu5000 posted:What if Steve Jobs did exist, but he took the bad acid in some chick's left hand back in 1973 and burnt out his neurons, leaving him few job options other than being a short-order cook at a Waffle House? But once he moved up to night manager, your mind would have been blown. Square pancakes, all-in-one waffle sandwiches that just worked, and ice in the urinals, painstakingly food-dyed into a rainbow pattern each day of the week. Then he would be me. Hello.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:18
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:we never would have had this image, OP
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Sep 17, 2016 03:25
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hehe
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Sep 17, 2016 03:27
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What if Wil Wheaton never existed?
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Sep 17, 2016 04:35
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'next week on somethingawful' would need to a different throwaway joke bout a different
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Sep 17, 2016 05:57
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what if will wright never existed
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Sep 17, 2016 21:40
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what if Larry Ellison never existed?
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Sep 19, 2016 19:47
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what if my old compaq presario never existed
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Sep 19, 2016 20:17
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What if computer never exist. Whtat if Seinfeld modern day.
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Sep 19, 2016 20:42
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Peanut and the Gang posted:What if computer never exist. poo poo, I'm not good enough at math for the real engineering fields. I would be like a car mechanic or something.
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Sep 19, 2016 21:44
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Silver Alicorn posted:What if Steve Jobs never existed, and Apple Computer never took off? Would Steve Wozniak have gone to work at Microsoft or maybe Digital Research? would xerox have shipped a computer system i would be robbed of one grand joke of seeing one of the richest men in the world and ceo of the biggest tech/science company dying from fake medicine/shamanism
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Sep 19, 2016 22:46
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if steve jobs died, it would be necessary to cremate him
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Sep 20, 2016 00:55
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my bitter bi rival posted:Then he would be me. Hello. I want to believe so bad. I have all these notebooks, in a coin locker down at the Greyhound station.
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Sep 20, 2016 04:27
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Sep 20, 2016 07:19
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loving a+ professional
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Sep 20, 2016 07:22
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lol
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Sep 20, 2016 08:23
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that's not the wallet inspector...
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Sep 20, 2016 08:40
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George posted:that's not the wallet inspector...
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:we never would have had this image, OP Somewhere out there, a dick at a truck stop would go tragically unsucked 
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