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Hobbes would just be a smart phone app And Calvin would be arrested for rape for throwing a water balloon at Suzy Dad would be irrationally angry about selfies
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I hope this new trend dies real fast.
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Sep 13, 2016 07:03
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I hope I die real fast
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What do you expect after Calvin got expelled several times over and put in the psych ward for drawings of himself in a tank blowing up the school, his classmates getting eaten by dinosaurs, fighter planes nuking New York, and writing about humans getting hunted and shot by deer? Of course he's gonna act out towards Susie! Granted putting a 6 year-old on the sex offender list was uncalled for, but hey, social justice, right? He's a white skinned boy so obviously he doesn't matter, he's privileged and deserves to be placed last for all considerations. Diversity in action! Oh wait, he believes his toy tiger is real, that's mental illness, gotta be worth a few points in the Oppression Olympics, right? Or maybe it's just autism, so not as many points... ...unless all that is actually just a manifestation of his latent gender dysphoria...maybe it's Hobbes who needs counselling!
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Sep 13, 2016 07:17
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I hope I die real fast If I gotta go, I gotta go fast.
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He'd be put on ADHD drugs and he'd be a good student. Hobbes would just be a stuffed toy because he doesn't need an imaginary friend with all his chores and homework to do.
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Risky posted:He'd be put on ADHD drugs and he'd be a good student. Hobbes would just be a stuffed toy because he doesn't need an imaginary friend with all his chores and homework to do. UGH MY FEELS
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Risky posted:He'd be put on ADHD drugs and he'd be a good student. Hobbes would just be a stuffed toy because he doesn't need an imaginary friend with all his chores and homework to do. Yeah we all saw that altered comic from years ago too. 
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http://geekologie.com/2016/02/force-awakens-in-the-style-of-calvin-and.php And I feel like this one is still relevant today, except the last panel would be him smugly looking at all of the upvotes on his blog page. 
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Sep 13, 2016 08:30
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Scudworth posted:Yeah we all saw that altered comic from years ago too. only millennials would think it's a bad thing to do work instead of having fun
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Hey guys guys did you know that 
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Scudworth posted:Yeah we all saw that altered comic from years ago too. I've honestly never seen this.
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Risky posted:I've honestly never seen this. I've seen it. Several times, but I don't remember the last one being grayed out.
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Scudworth posted:Yeah we all saw that altered comic from years ago too. Why are there stink lines coming from his pencil....
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you guys should check out this really good fancomic hobbes and bacon the art is amazing on par with the original and it's so sweet and cute plus cmon bacon cmon perfect just perfect
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Calvin's teacher wouldn't have a headphone jack. Homosexuals would be largely accepted, and have the legal right to marriage. Spaceman Spiff would be called Pumpkin Spiceman Spiff. Technology and the internet would allow everyone to be in touch with anyone around the world instantly, connecting friends in what once took days or months, but Calvin's dad would hate it because it's new and scary to him.
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Calvin could grow up in a world where his imagination and intelligence could be rewarded instead of making him a misfit who gets in trouble all the time. susie eat kale
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Hobbes is an anime body pillow. Calvin is in his 30's.
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Constant bullying by Moe finally causes Calvin's fragile psyche to snap and he goes on a school shooting rampage that ends in suicide by cop.
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It would be more like Fight Club except with Tyger Durden in a fursuit. And Moe's got bitch tits
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I hope I die real fast
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Calvinball would be him freaking out someone knocking down his Minecraft home.
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Kids these days! Sorry you are getting old and just now coming to grips with it OP
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All those snowmen scenes would have to be a pansxual freaky hermaphodritic orgy of blood, a grotesque tapestry of gore and sex, excess fluidity of ideologies and visceral morph isms in excess flesh piles of loose limbs and genitals. And when calvin crafts such fine spectacles it should be treated by the dad as normal cuz kids these days
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Sep 13, 2016 18:46
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Ein cooler Typ posted:And Calvin would be arrested for rape for throwing a water balloon at Suzy Truth. Hell, I was seriously accused of sexually harassing a girl for throwing a chunk of snow down the back of her coat in high school, and that was 14 years ago.
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Instead of going exploring on a sled in the last comic they play Pokemon Go
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I'd be all like, "Yo bro, you check out cal and hobbs today? Good stuff bro. You need to get on that."
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Calvin's gonna be on the sex offender list for sure after peeing on all those cars.
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:It would be more like Fight Club except with Tyger Durden in a fursuit. And Moe's got bitch tits This sounds a lot like that show Wilfred.
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Hobbs is actually a perverted furry lusting after Calvin.
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It would be a webcomic that's updated once every two months with a beautiful watercolor landscape and a half hearted joke in the corner.
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it would be one strip Calvin gets locked in a hot car and dies the end
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calvin would prob piss on a ford logo or something idk op
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It would be renamed Zizek and Chomsky
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notZaar posted:It would be a webcomic that's updated once every two months with a beautiful watercolor landscape and a half hearted joke in the corner. Still better and more artistic than those half-assed web-"comics" that are made with game sprites, lettered with MS Paint
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