- scott zoloft
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yeah same
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the ketchup cruiser cup is a 50 fl oz portable ketchup vessel designed to easily fit in any car.
featuring textured finger grips molded into the sides, any ketchup enthusiast can enjoy their favorite 'chups "on the go".
perfect for long trips and family outings.
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May 5, 2024 09:08
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- Adiabatic
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What have you assholes done now?
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on hold with the dmv
jacob katz, p.e., the author of "the art of electrostatic precipitation", would like to dedicate his book to his wife, estelle, and children, owen, linda, and curtis, who have abided his many absences from home and allowed him to acquire experience with precipitation. they, in effect, are co-authors of his text.
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Sep 14, 2016 18:52
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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I just invented the car and you guys owe me some back pay!!
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Sep 14, 2016 20:09
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Why hasn't anyone patented the cure for cancer yet? Seems like a real money maker.
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Sep 14, 2016 21:57
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The right to bear arms
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Two words: Ceramic. Knives.
made from the same ceramic you make flower pots out of
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I reinvented the wheel. Its square. Just like op.
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*I look at the guy behind me in line at the patent office*
"Hey, you'd think with all these people in line, one of them would've invented a shorter queue? Eh, eh?"
*I jab him playfully in the side, causing my elbow to brush against one of his ribs. I feel it move slightly from my pressure and then continue to elbow my new chum. Each time I press against him, I use more force and feel the bone's wobbling increase. Then, I jab him hard enough that he falls down, but I'm on the ground right next to him, ramming my elbow against his body violently until I hear the sweet satisfying cracking sound that I crave. After the rib finally breaks off and gets lost in his viscera, I stand and I see his face, a horror show of emotions. With a wide jubilant grin I look down at him.*
"Eh?"
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Sep 15, 2016 03:39
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in general, sexploitation
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Sep 15, 2016 06:30
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*I look at the guy behind me in line at the patent office*
"Hey, you'd think with all these people in line, one of them would've invented a shorter queue? Eh, eh?"
*I jab him playfully in the side, causing my elbow to brush against one of his ribs. I feel it move slightly from my pressure and then continue to elbow my new chum. Each time I press against him, I use more force and feel the bone's wobbling increase. Then, I jab him hard enough that he falls down, but I'm on the ground right next to him, ramming my elbow against his body violently until I hear the sweet satisfying cracking sound that I crave. After the rib finally breaks off and gets lost in his viscera, I stand and I see his face, a horror show of emotions. With a wide jubilant grin I look down at him.*
"Eh?"
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Sep 15, 2016 06:50
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- Ahundredbux
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*I look at the guy behind me in line at the patent office*
"Hey, you'd think with all these people in line, one of them would've invented a shorter queue? Eh, eh?"
*I jab him playfully in the side, causing my elbow to brush against one of his ribs. I feel it move slightly from my pressure and then continue to elbow my new chum. Each time I press against him, I use more force and feel the bone's wobbling increase. Then, I jab him hard enough that he falls down, but I'm on the ground right next to him, ramming my elbow against his body violently until I hear the sweet satisfying cracking sound that I crave. After the rib finally breaks off and gets lost in his viscera, I stand and I see his face, a horror show of emotions. With a wide jubilant grin I look down at him.*
"Eh?"
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Sep 15, 2016 09:58
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- nvm no cake
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*I look at the guy behind me in line at the patent office*
"Hey, you'd think with all these people in line, one of them would've invented a shorter queue? Eh, eh?"
*I jab him playfully in the side, causing my elbow to brush against one of his ribs. I feel it move slightly from my pressure and then continue to elbow my new chum. Each time I press against him, I use more force and feel the bone's wobbling increase. Then, I jab him hard enough that he falls down, but I'm on the ground right next to him, ramming my elbow against his body violently until I hear the sweet satisfying cracking sound that I crave. After the rib finally breaks off and gets lost in his viscera, I stand and I see his face, a horror show of emotions. With a wide jubilant grin I look down at him.*
"Eh?"
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Sep 15, 2016 16:59
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*Stares at patent clerk*
"Ya know, Einstein was a patent clerk. I bet that makes you feel inadequate."
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- scott zoloft
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yeah same
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what i wouldn't give to go back in time and lead the ketchup zeitgeist
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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- nvm no cake
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pro-tip for the patent office: you don't even have to have an idea before you go. just get in line and make friends with the guy behind you. then, when he's distracted, steal his idea and profit. the best part, he can't even do anything about it because he's behind you in the line! haha, owned bithc!
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- Hector Beerlioz
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aw, hec
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Why hasn't anyone patented the cure for cancer yet? Seems like a real money maker.
I own that patent, however I have no funding to implement it. I'm gonna sit on the patent and when another company develops something similar I'm gonna sue them into oblivion for patent infringement, then retire to the Caribbean.
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