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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Sex Falcon posted:

90% of adulting is cum management

loving amen.

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Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer
How 2 "adult":

1. Contemplate mediocrity and the heat death of the universe
2. Drink the pain of existential dread away on the weekends
3. Lift a weight, maybe get some cardio in I dunno I'm not your boss

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

-GET SUPER BUFF!!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

-RUB UR BEPIS AGAINST ANOTHER BEPIS

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

-????

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
-Play on Ultra-Violence or higher

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
wear a top hat

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
"Adulting" is easy once one learns how to become a "Life Hacker"

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Move goalposts for "meaningful life" almost every year.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Higgy posted:

How 2 "adult":

1. Contemplate mediocrity and the heat death of the universe
2. Drink the pain of existential dread away on the weekends
3. Lift a weight, maybe get some cardio in I dunno I'm not your boss

1 and 2 are my approach. Although my lifehack is to drink everyday

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


You fail at what you set out to do, have an existential crisis and then succumb to fatalistic nihilism which slowly consumes your soul. You also have to listen to Harsh Noise.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

quote:

Ben Schlappig, 26, a travel blogger who lives the life of an upscale-travel nomad — he has no fixed address, preferring to live in hotel rooms — plans to shift most of his spending to his Chase Sapphire Reserve. The card offers triple points on dining and travel spending, the two categories that consume nearly all of Mr. Schlappig’s budget.

Wutang-Yutani CORP
Sep 25, 2005

CORPORATIONS
RULE
EVERYTHING
AROUND
ME


hahaha what the gently caress

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Sitting in the doctors office to prove I'm not an obese piece of poo poo so I can get a small discount on health insurance, but no so much as to offset subsidizing said obese pieces of poo poo.

Been here an hour already.

This is the only time I ever go to the doctor.

I pay thousands for insurance annually

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Where does he even get a budget to spend?

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Mommy and daddy have enough money that they can get a few $10,000 credit cards no sweat and get an inflated sense of how much they're worth.

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Kuato posted:

1 and 2 are my approach. Although my lifehack is to drink everyday

It's not a hack if you use it for its intended purpose.

Muscadine Wine
Feb 13, 2009

gary oldmans diary posted:

you could waste your time trying any of the vast variety of tv dinners
you will probably start cheap (Banquet) and work your way up
losing faith that any of them actually taste good

but the legends are true
there is 1 that actually tastes really good
marie callenders roasted garlic chicken

the Zatarains are decent if you can find them

Muscadine Wine
Feb 13, 2009

Murphy Brownback posted:

I don't hate millenials as a whole, just the subset that uses "adult" as a verb and says things like "that hit me right in the childhood".

Why the hell do people think their childhood is sacred anyway?

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
most of the adults i know are less tolerable than I was when I started using the internet in the early 90s so I'd say "adulting" is completely useless as a word at this point

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

redm posted:

most of the adults i know are less tolerable than I was when I started using the internet in the early 90s so I'd say "adulting" is completely useless as a word at this point

That is not even remotely true. Early internet age teens were no less insufferable than your garden variety 12 year-old playing Call of Duty yelling racist obscenities and generally being a loving piece of poo poo.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Theophany posted:

That is not even remotely true. Early internet age teens were no less insufferable than your garden variety 12 year-old playing Call of Duty yelling racist obscenities and generally being a loving piece of poo poo.

thanks for lumping me into my peer group there freindo

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

i'm at work.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

redm posted:

thanks for lumping me into my peer group there freindo

*our peer group

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:
You use "to" instead of 2. One step closer.
Also being an adult means not complaining about dumb things all the drat time. Seriously stop complaining. You're an adult now.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Theophany posted:

*our peer group

never met you before in my life so sure think whatever you want

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im going 2 go adulting in the woods later tonight :q:

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

numberoneposter posted:

im going 2 go adulting in the woods later tonight :q:

watch out for "skinwalkers"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

redm posted:

watch out for "skinwalkers"
they should watch out for me :madmax:

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

numberoneposter posted:

they should watch out for me :madmax:

:moustache:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

redm posted:

never met you before in my life so sure think whatever you want

Google what a peer group is.

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Adults use a lot of ketchup on their mac and cheese.

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