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I imagine it went a little something...like this: BRAD: Good morning, Angelina. I love you. ANGELINA: Good morning Brad, I no longer love you. BRED: We should get divorced then. Marriage is about love. ANGELINA: No divorce. This is a loveless marriage now. BREAD: Please? ANGELINA: Ok. You used the magic word. |
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VRAD: Here are the divorce papers. ANGELINA: I will sign them. *signs them* AFRICAN CHILD: Who's this guy? ANGELINA: He used to be your father. But he's not anymnore. ---------------- |
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Sep 20, 2016 22:40
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@Bradiston Mansion Jennifer Aniston: Take that you dirty man! Brad: Oh yes Jennifer!! I love it when you peg me like that!
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Sep 20, 2016 23:14
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BRAD: i guess we're divorce now ANGELIMA: almost i just have to sign the paper PRIEST: actually i think you still love each other!! BR&D and AHGELin£ together: oh yeah!! We plumb forgot |
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Sep 20, 2016 23:30
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SCIENTIST 1: *walking out of lab* I- I did it. SCIENTIST 2: What? SCIENTIST 1: I really did it… SCIENTIST 2: Bullshit. SCIENTIST 1: *dead stare into the distance* SCIENTIST 2: You're– you're kidding, right? You know how long the LHC guys have been working on this? If the largest particle collider in the world couldn't do it, we sure as hell couldn't– SCIENTIST 1: Check the readings if you don't believe me. SCIENTIST 2: *checking readings* This can't be right. It's an instrument error. It has to be an instrument error. *scientist 1 turns on television* After what seemed to be a picturesque four-year marriage, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are filing for divorce. We'll bring you more informa– *scientist 1 turns off television* SCIENTIST 2: … SCIENTIST 1: … SCIENTIST 2: We actually fuckin' did it, didn't we. SCIENTIST 1: Yeah. SCIENTIST 2: We split Bragelina. SCIENTIST 1: Now we're all sons of bitches.
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Sep 20, 2016 23:30
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Judge: Do you want to be divorced, Angelina? Angelina: Yea Judge: How about you, Brad? Brad: Yep. Judge: OK, you're divorced now. *Chumbawamba - Tubthumping begins playing* |
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Sep 20, 2016 23:32
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BRAd: why is there half of a moving truck outside...? ANGELINA: *subtle pelvic thrust* |
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Sep 20, 2016 23:36
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Angelina: I thought you loved me. Brad: I was acting. Angelina: I was acting too, just now, when I pretended to think you loved me. Brad: I'm actually Robert Downey Jr. Angelina: drat. How deep does this rabbit hole go? Robert: I'm actually a hologram. |
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Sep 21, 2016 02:30
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misty mountaintop posted:Angelina: I thought you loved me. Misty mountaintop walks into the scene. "You're characters i made up, I'm writing about you right now, i must be hallucinating" Angelina, visibly distressed: no, I'm real!!! |
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