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show people that you're living in luxury by buying lots of pillows, at least the entire couch fillowed with pillows, no less than 25 pillows on the beds, 3-5 pillows on rocking chairs or recliners |
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eat with chopsticks, not just chinese or asian food, eat everything with chopsticks, people will think it's strange at first, but after they see how proficient you are, they'll be impressed, they might even ask why, to which you can respond "oh it's no big deal, I just wish anime was real", this is a lock on making someone see you as a leader |
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Sep 21, 2016 08:21
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they say a suit can project power, whether a pantsuit, 3 piece suit, or suit of armor, here's something to ask yourself though, if a suit projects power, what does a big suit project? You guessed it, BIG power, the bigger the suit, the better, consider buying a suit at least twice as big as you, not to mention, with all that pocket space, you can carry your chopsticks with ease.
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Sep 21, 2016 08:23
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have a room in your house with mirrors on every wall, trust me, just do it
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Sep 21, 2016 08:24
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if you're trying to create a bond between yourself and a higher up at work, consider finding out their hobbies by following them around incognito after work, then subtly bring it up during a friendly convsersation, e.g; BOSS: Hey Bobby boy, how ya doin? BOB (YOU): I'm doing well Mr. Boss. BOSS: Well that's go- BOB (YOU): What are you thoughts on Pornographic Video Arcades? ---------------- |
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Sep 21, 2016 08:26
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If you and a peer are competing for a promotion, consider abusing prescription amphetamines to maintain an extra edge. |
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Sep 21, 2016 08:28
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It's important to know how to properly tell a story, consider practicing by memorizing the entire works of Leopold Tolstoy. |
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Sep 21, 2016 08:30
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If a tough interviewer ever decides to ask you who your favorite animorph is, you say Tobias, you always say Tobias.
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Sep 21, 2016 08:32
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a firm handshake is an excellent way to establish status and inspire respect in a colleague, but if you really want to go the extra mile, try reaching into their chest cavity and firmly (but not too aggressively!) gripping their beating heart.
HighwireAct fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Sep 21, 2016
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Sep 21, 2016 08:35
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Pheromones are a powerful attractant. Never bathe.
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Sep 21, 2016 16:14
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Ace of Baes posted:they say a suit can project power, whether a pantsuit, 3 piece suit, or suit of armor, here's something to ask yourself though, if a suit projects power, what does a big suit project? You guessed it, BIG power, the bigger the suit, the better, consider buying a suit at least twice as big as you, not to mention, with all that pocket space, you can carry your chopsticks with ease. if david byrne takes your advice take it back!
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Sep 21, 2016 16:17
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take the example of abraham lincoln. in his letter to a general who had recently disappointed him, lincoln took great pains to mention everything good the general had done before voicing his dissatisfaction, sneaking in a subtle mention of his own proficiency with chopsticks.
free Trapt CD fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Sep 21, 2016 ~sig~ |
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