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MrWillsauce

wait what's the difference between neurons and neutrons



Afro Doug

i dunno

GRILLARY CLINTON

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
the neurons in your brain are like tiny sperms that swim around and impregnate your brain with thoughts

MrWillsauce

dude that's twisted



Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
The brain does not work and is a big loafer, not like my arms and legs that work hard. You can tell, because of the muscles on them.

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
The brain is soft and pink and lazy and does not deserve brain food. I will feed my arms and legs muscle food, which is more muscles

MrWillsauce

yeah the brain is a fat cat that exploits the hard work of the rest of the body



Piso Mojado

how does brian work

Boomzilla

The tyranny of the bourgeoisie brain tissue of ther proletariat muscle fibers cannot stand! The muscles must seize the means... the means of... this analogy really loving broke down on me

MrWillsauce

one time I had a philosophy professor and he was lecturing and he tried to use the phrase "brain porn" but accidentally wrote "brian porn" on the board and I was like lol who's brian



MrWillsauce

Boomzilla posted:

The tyranny of the bourgeoisie brain tissue of ther proletariat muscle fibers cannot stand! The muscles must seize the means... the means of... this analogy really loving broke down on me

this is why we need New Brain as a vanguard who will represent the interests of the muscles on behalf of the muscles



Boomzilla

MrWillsauce posted:

this is why we need New Brain as a vanguard who will represent the interests of the muscles on behalf of the muscles

Yeah but that's where everything falls apart because the new brain just becomes the new bourgeoisie because incentive is goddamn necessary to the mammalian brain my dude

MrWillsauce

is that true or is it just your brain talking?



Boomzilla

MrWillsauce posted:

is that true or is it just your brain talking?

My muscles are simple and honest but really can't truly grasp the dialectic

Afro Doug

i'm really bustin my rear end here. how does the brain work. well heres what i think: the brain works on mcdonalds, this is obvious to anyonone who hasd a brain. the happy meal is for a child. that's obvipous to just about everyone. but the big mac, theres two different patties. okay sure that makes sense, but then you consider that theres two hemispheres of the brain. the secret sauce? well that represents our blood, a combination of both fats and water solubles. and now you got the buns, our bodies that surround us... don't you see? that's how the brain works!!!

Blue Wher

The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski

Piso Mojado posted:

how does brian work

i dunno, lets ask him...

...

...

oh right.

uh...

i'll get back to you later, sorry

social vegan



MrWillsauce posted:

wait what's the difference between neurons and neutrons

neutrons don't shake like that

Cnut the Great
The brain is basically a computer, much like the one you're using right now. Scientists know this because both brains and computers are primarily used to store and view images of naked people.

Elusif

When I get home I'm definitely making a thread where I try and get songs stuck in other people's heads.

Anoia

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
is this the thread for sapiosexuals

cause I have a brain in a jar that would like to meet other brains in jars for thoughtful romantic encounters

that's what that means right

problematic hug

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Anoia posted:

is this the thread for sapiosexuals

cause I have a brain in a jar that would like to meet other brains in jars for thoughtful romantic encounters

that's what that means right

*sweating* go on...

Cnut the Great

Anoia posted:

is this the thread for sapiosexuals

cause I have a brain in a jar that would like to meet other brains in jars for thoughtful romantic encounters

that's what that means right

i too am a so-called "sapiosexual"

i want to rub my squishy meat thing up against your squishy meat thing and make beautiful, dirty thoughts together

Blue Wher

The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski

Anoia posted:

is this the thread for sapiosexuals

cause I have a brain in a jar that would like to meet other brains in jars for thoughtful romantic encounters

that's what that means right



This is me IRL lets brain

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Radical and BADical!

by Lowtax

Piso Mojado posted:

how does brian work

lazily as far as i can tell

'course, he's the bosses nephew so no one can fire him

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