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Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Today is my Birthday! I'm 27 now and to celebrate I went to the LA Count Fair with my girlfriend yesterday! This thread is the story of what I did during my fun birthday celebration day

Here is us on the first ride we went on, it was a very dissapointing rollercoaster but still fun, you really cant expect too much from a rollercoaster at the fair I think


after some $10 beers we got these nachos holy crap was expecting like a very small plate but this was a serious mountain of nachos



Then we went on this ride it was sooooo fun it was like you go crazy high up higher than the ferris wheel and you spin in the little cart a bunch while the arm goes crazy it was great.



Here is a giant snake we saw, I like snakes a lot, they are chill rear end pets and also were one of the symbols of my fraternity when I was in college so I like them even more



HOLY poo poo THEY HAVE LIL SEBASTIAN



There were goats!



I didnt have a tin can to try and feed it, but i tried to eat the big wooden spool on its own



This isnt a very good picture but there were baby goats playing on the rocks and it was super cute



Here is an owl we saw! It didnt really do anything I think it was probably annoyed cause its nocturnal and wanted to sleep and instead everyone was looking at it and taking pictures.



on the skyline



Trains


Here is the hottub I bought for you Symbolic, you just gotta come to LA to pick it up




t..trains?



Trains


Turkey Leg


TRAINS!


we went on the ferris wheel and the cart number was also my birthday number it was a meant to be!


one side of the view from the ferris wheel


Here is the sweet swag we won from the games


Also we got into the hotel room and turned on the TV and it was on hardcore porn like straight up P in the V people getting nasty porn also like the only other cable channel they seemed ot have was food network and it was runnign a guy ferari marathon and we ended up watching the porn because it was the lesser of two evils

NSFW THIS LINK HAS NEAKED PEOPLE DOING IT http://imgur.com/XwOIegi NSFW THIS LINK HAS NEAKED PEOPLE DOING IT

Also after we started drinking my girlfriend did this and started laughing and said "firecrotch" she is def a keeper



That is my fair story thank you for reading


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Theophany

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



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I don't want to get all GWS with you Nooner but that turkey leg looks amazing. I'm glad you had an awesome birthday dude.

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symbolic

Nooner posted:

Here is the hottub I bought for you Symbolic, you just gotta come to LA to pick it up


you remembered! :3:

RazzleDazzleHour

Dang, that looks like a super fun fair! I live in a town of like 17,000 people and our county fair is :laffo: but unfortunately it was also two months ago so it's too late to document. Glad you had a fun birthday

City of Glompton

thank you for sharing your day at the fair, it looks like fun.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

HighwireAct


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hbd nooner
This was a v positive post and I hope you have an awesome day

alnilam

Im glad of our posting pal Nooner's phun phaire daye, happy birthda

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I think byob is starting to get to nooner...

Honestly, it's kind of chilling.

(That's a pun...







But seriously, I'm worried.)

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Another BYOB success story!

Tiberius Thyben

Gone Phishing


I went to a fair back in august and won a plush corn in a half husk with a sombrero, eyes, and a mustache. We named him Cornmealiano Zapata.

ChrisHansen

Suck my damn balls.
Your shirt is really cool and looks like a good choice for the hot sunny weather.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Sep 25, 2016

Onkel Hedwig


Munchables posted:

Another BYOB success story!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Sep 25, 2016

shoophobo

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

wow nooner, that looks like fun.


Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Tiberius Thyben posted:

I went to a fair back in august and won a plush corn in a half husk with a sombrero, eyes, and a mustache. We named him Cornmealiano Zapata.



We won a charmander and then some random frog so we decided the frogs name is pollywog the fair frog because it's fun to say and also pollywog is a Pokemon

Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Onkel Hedwig posted:

Your phone camera is terrible

It is okay I think

-posted from my Samsung Galaxy S4

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Samsung phone krew



Sigs and AV courtesy of kickin' rad posters: super mario batali, Ahundredbux, and Saint Isias Boner

Scaly Haylie

I think we could've gone without the porn.

FluffieDuckie

Lizard Wizard posted:

I think we could've gone without the porn.

well yes but it was clearly marked as porn so


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


nooner, thank you for your excellent birthday trip report and also for taking lots of pictures. happy birthday, and enjoy your weird hardcore porn on the television memories.


Tiberius Thyben

Gone Phishing


Lizard Wizard posted:

I think we could've gone without the porn.

It's spelled "corn" but I will keep it in mind.

big black turnout



i enjoyed your pictures and am glad you had a good birthday nooner :love:

social vegan



Heck ya good pics glad you had a good one bud

Nathilus

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Happy birfday nooner. I alao had a birfday weekend tho the actual date is the 27th. Visited my mom in houston, and we blew 260 bucks on dinner at a nice rear end restaurant between us. No pics unfortunately but it was god damned glorious. I had a 12 oz wagyu sirloin with a porcini rub, medium rare. And a bunch of other poo poo, but the steak was the coup de grace.

And the restaurant gave me 4 chocolate truffles as a gift. Kick. rear end.

DisgracelandUSA

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

most state fair turkey legs are actually emu legs *resists the urge to post eighch tee eighch* : unsmith:

Kuato

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
I went to the fair a few weeks ago, it's fun to look at all the animals. It's sort of like going to the zoo, but with farm animals.

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H.H

August is the Cruelest Month
nooner is not a irl penguin? :aaa:

Commie NedFlanders

that looks like a lot of fun happy birthday!

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MrWillsauce

my day was pretty much the same, except without the fair or the girlfriend or the hotel



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Did you ride a train though

MrWillsauce

no



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