Q: What are Mario and Luigi's pants made out of?

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A: Denim Denim Denim

# ? Sep 26, 2016 17:42

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ya they are overalls and overalls are usuall denim

# ? Sep 26, 2016 17:48

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in the early 90s it was cool and chill to have exactly one strap of your overalls undone

# ? Sep 26, 2016 17:54

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exhibit A:

# ? Sep 26, 2016 17:58

i am he

the funny fabric

# ? Sep 26, 2016 18:05

i am he

muslin lmao...it'd get torn to shreds just being in the same room as lord bowser's big chompers

# ? Sep 26, 2016 18:07

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and a pina colada

# ? Sep 26, 2016 18:37

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i wonder if bowser wear those little plastic tips you put on cats' claws around the house so he's not constantly shredding his furniture and sheets

# ? Sep 26, 2016 18:49

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Suede and velvet I'm pretty sure.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 18:54

treasure bear

encrypted dark web embedded in carbon nanoweave

# ? Sep 26, 2016 19:10

google THIS

blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue polyester-cotton polyester-cotton polyester-cotton

# ? Sep 26, 2016 19:38

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google THIS posted:

blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue polyester-cotton polyester-cotton polyester-cotton

# ? Sep 26, 2016 20:20

MeccaPrime

97% cotton
2% spandex (you ever tried to crawl through a pipe without a little stretch in your pants, I didn't think so)
1% marinara sauce (so they aren't the cleanest eaters, okay...?!?)

glad to have solved the mystery for you

# ? Sep 26, 2016 20:28

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MeccaPrime posted:

97% cotton
2% spandex (you ever tried to crawl through a pipe without a little stretch in your pants, I didn't think so)
1% marinara sauce (so they aren't the cleanest eaters, okay...?!?)

glad to have solved the mystery for you

Those fools! Synthetic fabrics are like napalm when a fireball hits you.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 20:44