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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Biplane posted:

There. Are. Four. Nurses!

One's a sexy doctor.

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

The fourth nurse wrote her account of the events down for posterity.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Arrhythmia posted:

Why is the morgue using a hospital bed??

Budget cuts

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

This works better as a "whats wrong with this picture" puzzle than it does as a joke

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
How does that man receiving blood through his penis? How on earth would tranferring mentral blood into the regular blood stream help???

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

reminds me of the time i used to hang around morgues with my dick out. No nurses ever came by but i still nutted

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.

Guys she's shouting to wake up the narcolepsy

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Biplane posted:

There. Are. Four. Nurses!

There are five nurses!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Biplane posted:

There. Are. Four. Nurses!

The last one isn't a necrophiliac. She's a voyeur, but not a necrophiliac.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


the moon looks like a dog wearing shades just exhaled this bong hit

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



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wa27
Jan 15, 2007



Dude, maybe turn on the AC for your 9 month pregnant girlfriend.

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