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Clipped a deer with my car and broke its two front legs. It was in the middle of nowhere and I didn't want it to die slowly over the next two days, so I grabbed the tire iron from the trunk and clubbed it to death. It was a crappy little one that comes with crappy little cars, so it too much longer to "humanely" kill it than one would consider humane.
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I.N.R.I posted:Made the cat go outside at night even though it would get raped by other neighborhood cats. Then when it gave birth I gave all its kittens away because I didnt want to feed/look after them. Just kidding
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killed a mangy cat with a hammer blow to the head sorry, cat
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I have peed on multiple cats. Not all at the same time, mind you - these were discrete events.
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i trained my pets so that my dog only goes to the bathroom on my cat's face  🙀
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One time camping I put some toads in my boxers
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Sep 28, 2016 01:22
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I blew weed smoke in my dog's face once (rip) and he went nuts and stole the pipe and played keepaway all night.
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FedEx Mercury posted:I blew weed smoke in my dog's face once (rip) and he went nuts and stole the pipe and played keepaway all night. i if was a dog would be baked 24/7 tbh
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Sep 28, 2016 01:38
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I didn't pet my cat when he wanted attention once
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Sep 28, 2016 01:41
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Take bites out of salmon before they technically dead on bets. Easy $20 and no worms yet.
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I once accidentally stepped on a frog and its guts exploded out the side of its body
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Also I accidentally hit a dog with my car. It's leg was broken so I did the logical thing at the time and put it out of its misery. I figured it would be like horses when they break their legs at the track, kill them immediately, there's nothing you can do for it. Fast forward to last week, I see a viral video of a dog wearing a cast and being just fine. Boy did I feel stupid
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Let's just say Buffy was a female dog, and my depravity knew no limits.
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Sep 28, 2016 02:47
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I'm a compulsive chicken choker
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Lord Binky posted:Let's just say Buffy was a female dog, and my depravity knew no limits. Did you know Tony Homo was him
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Sep 28, 2016 02:48
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i DIDN'T PET A DOG ONCE
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When I was a kid we had three dogs that would go nuts whenever the doorbell rang Several times when my parents were out I would make a costume out of my parents coats/hats/scarves/sunglasses and sneak outside and ring the doorbell. Once the dogs were all barking and waiting on the other side of the door I'd open the door and walk in real slow with my arms out like Frankenstein's monster. Dogs did not enjoy this new and exciting family friend.
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I had a hen that started crowing like a rooster when it turned about 3 months old. That night I watched some youtube videos about butchering chickens. The next day I killed it, plucked up, gutted it, cooked it, and ate it with bbq sauce. I felt pretty bad, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
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last week i caught a centipede an d put him in a jam jar, i was going to keep him as a pet and i looked up the wikipedia page about what they eat and everything they have to be moist and i was going to give him some leaves or something to sit in when i woke up in the morning but when i did he was curled up in a ball and not moving because he had dried out and died while i slept rip friend u were 2 beautiful for this world 
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So I took nothing, and made darkness and light, and dropped these 2 creatures that looked like me into this big beautiful garden I made, with only one thing they weren't allowed to touch... But, get this, I put a loving snake right there to yell at them and goad them into doing the thing that would cast them off from grace and piss me off for eternity
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XMNN posted:last week i caught a centipede an d put him in a jam jar, i was going to keep him as a pet and i looked up the wikipedia page about what they eat and everything that's what happens when a centipede gets adopted by a unitard 
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Hunted, killed, and eaten them probably, OP. I also make fun of my cats for not having balls anymore, but they can't understand English so I don't think it counts.
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I forgot to give my kitties water yesterday and they were thirsty little fuzzballs today, i felt pretty bad about it
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:that's what happens when a centipede gets adopted by a unitard please, im still grieving
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When I was a shithead teenager I was camping with my dad and I used his shotgun to shoot a small turtle that swam too close to the shore of a pond we were near. It was an impulse decision because I was bored and thought I could hit it. It flew out of the water and the mangled shell and meat landed close by. It was clearly dead. It was the first time I killed something. I cried afterwards. I still think about that moment sometimes before I go to bed. It makes me sad. I wish I could take it back. The world is a cruel place, and I did my part to make it that way.
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By the way, I don't think anybody is going to top the poster who ignored his dying dog's final beg for affection in favor of playing more NES game: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3790484&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=13#post464450554 quote:I was playing this when my first dog came up to me, nudged me and laid down by my side for a few minutes, and then went upstairs into the kitchen and died. I can still remember hearing his paws scatter across the linoleum.
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once when i was living in a shithole, i lit a roach on fire because it skittered across my stovetop and i didn't want to smash guts into the surface also i spun around and accidentally hit my cat hard in the nose and he seemed sad for a while
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When I was a kid I did the whole putting salt on a salt slug thing, and then later used a sharp rock to cut one open (we have pretty big slugs here in the Pacific Northwest). I distinctly remember seeing discernible internal organs, and realizing that slugs are much more of an actual animal then I had been giving them credit for. I stopped being mean to slugs after that. Insects can by and large just gently caress off though. Ladybugs, dragonflies, and praying mantis being excluded from that. Spiders are cool, though - I avoid intentionally killing spiders no matter how big how they are. (edited to fix typo of omission) CaptainSarcastic fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Sep 28, 2016 |
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Sep 28, 2016 03:59
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I farted on the cats head yesterday and heck I don't even feel bad  
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I had to wrap a hamster in duct tape once
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