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JediTalentAgent posted:All cash currency has a barcode of its serial number and date of production and value, and all transactions must use a scanner to identify the bill. The barcode will be poorly incorporated with a stylized American flag logo. Only if this means I can send my dealer drug money via android app.
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reignofevil posted:This is honestly not too bad of an idea. Actually if you try to put cash in a new copier or scanner it will refuse to do it and bitch at you about it.
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Sep 29, 2016 16:37
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All drug deals will be done with coinage, now, to hide from 'paper trail'. Transactions go down with a roll of dollar coins that can also double as a makeshift weapon.
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Sep 29, 2016 16:42
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i wonder if anyone has tried to poop and pee on a dolalr bill before using it
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Sep 29, 2016 17:16
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i wonder if anyone has tried to poop and pee on a dolalr bill before using it word on the street is most dollar bills come pre-pooped
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Sep 29, 2016 19:04
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future dollars bills will be sentient and raised in tightly knit communities with a scientifically constructed culture of xenophobia and toxic masculinity, guaranteeing that when a counterfeit dollar is placed in a cash register with a real dollar, the real dollar pretty much has to put the counterfeit's rear end in the hospital or he's never gonna get laid again
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Sep 29, 2016 19:11
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Parallax Scroll posted:starting in 2018, dollar bills will no longer come with Flash pre-installed 
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Sep 29, 2016 19:36
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Make the bills from lunchmeat. This will boost the economy by encouraging spending, as people will be constantly be playing a game of financial hot-potato in the hope that they won't be left holding the bill when it goes bad. Also, counterfeit bills will have a short shelf life. Or just switch to a sexual favors barter economy.
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Sep 29, 2016 19:39
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Frankenstyle posted:Or just switch to a sexual favors barter economy. *emerges from dumpster behind 7-11 covered in cum and garbage* wayyy ahead of you buddy
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Sep 29, 2016 19:40
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Smythe posted:*emerges from dumpster behind 7-11 covered in cum and garbage* wayyy ahead of you buddy I fell for that trick a couple times too. But I found out that if you just hide and wait for the cashier to go back inside, you can totally snag that trash bag of day old donuts for free! Color me embarrassed.
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Sep 29, 2016 20:13
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Trade all currency in the form of account upgrades.
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Sep 29, 2016 20:20
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Don't let anyone see what money looks like and then when someone tries to counterfeit it they won't know how.
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