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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

:nws:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKqiyn3gme8/
:nws:

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PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
i chortled verily

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Verily I Shat.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Isn't this similar to how the whole "At hospital, lost fingat" saga began?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Wow did he just shotgun a beer with his mouth

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
thread delivers voted 5

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I figured this would be LA Beast and I'm honestly disappointed.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
i think we have a strong new contender for our college of pontiffs

Jebediah
Oct 7, 2009
Grimey Drawer
yup that gets a 5

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Shotgun? More like Shitgun, amirite?!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

beer me brah

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

This should go in the animal does a thing series. Or a museum.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i basically did the same thing this afternoon when i saw gbs come back

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

My first 5 since the return of GBS.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

BossRighteous posted:

This should go in the animal does a thing series. Or a museum.

Or both!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
The beer didn't make it in his mouth and the 💩 didn't make it in the toilet, so the man needs practice

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

jackyl posted:

The beer didn't make it in his mouth and the 💩 didn't make it in the toilet, so the man needs practice

#shotgunchallenge

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

hey who let you into my sanctum sanctorum

dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Sep 28, 2016

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
gonna have to reconsecrate that altar gently caress

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
mods pls change my name to Sanctum Santorum

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

mods pls change my name to dookifex_maximus

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
mods, if that is what you wish to be called, if you are man or woman or whatever form you may wish to take, heed my call and answer our prayers

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im starting to beliver dookiter doesnt even exist

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
you don't have to beleive in god, bcause god believes in you :smuggo:

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
anyway, the dookifex_maximus title carries a great deal of responsibility, you have to offer up a great deal of shitposts on a regular schedule or the sun doesnt rise

do you really want that on your conscience?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
you're welcome for THE loving SUN by the way

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

dookifex_maximus posted:

anyway, the dookifex_maximus title carries a great deal of responsibility, you have to offer up a great deal of shitposts on a regular schedule or the sun doesnt rise

do you really want that on your conscience?

im sure satan will help me get it done

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

dookifex_maximus posted:

you're welcome for THE loving SUN by the way

thanks boss, i appreciate your hard work!

i'm in awe of this dude's shotgunning technique. open can... on head? yesss...

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

loving gross, why did I have to look.

What this forum needs is more poop talk and fewer poop videos.

Mahnarch
Jan 7, 2008

Landing?
Do, or Do Not.
There is no 'Try'.
Thread delivers.

Chinese Stakeout
Apr 21, 2010
you never want to be making GBS threads 'on' a commode in my experience

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
whats with Bro-types and filming each other take rocket propelled shits

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
It'd be better if he buttchugged a beer and then vomited on the commode. I.e. the reverse thread

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Watching this on the toilet, burning with jealousy.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
that was somehow worse than I thought it would be.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
The poop didnt bother me but the opening metal can with teef made me cringe

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
A video that completely sums up my posting career

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
I cant really hate on this cause the move was announced, like a kamehameha or hadouken.

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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

vols bitch posted:

A video that completely sums up my posting career

:same:

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