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I need a skincare routine.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 23:58 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 08:08 |
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Much like the rest of you, I can't handle pimple stuff and I will never, ever, ever get the image of some guy, deep pores in his nose, pressing the front of his nose up and a TON of pus oozes out of every one of those goddamned pores, like chunky slime being forced up through a sewer grating. I don't know if that's the video that was posted on the last page, and I'm not going to check. gently caress.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:14 |
Gross, gonna go with fake. If true my recommendation is to go into the ocean and let the salt sea purify you via osmosis (already assuming you can't afford a dermatologist), or perhaps the deep desert where the sun and wind blown sand will naturally ablate your concerns. Either way mission accomplished
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:35 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I love a gel mask it feels satisfying af. That's a sludge mask e: "too annoying washing your hands all the time" christ just wipe your face slime off on a tissue and then wash once at the end of the session, I would call it fake but that sounds like just the kind of wishy-washy self delusion that someone who knows they're disgusting and doesn't care would come up with. McSpanky fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Apr 19, 2024 |
# ? Apr 19, 2024 02:10 |
Yeah as soon as i saw it was gonna be a gross one i also started scrolling:loquacius posted:Can't fool me, anon, I spotted a gross-out fesh at the first mention of zits and stopped there This goon gets it. No time for this. The problem with confessions is there's almost no chance of getting anything good from these. It's gonna be gross poo poo or weird poo poo or weird gross poo poo as far as the inbox can handle. Maybe a tiny sliver of something wholesome but too embarrassing like "get beefy bitch, get REAL beefy," which now that I think about it might not have even been posted anonymously.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:12 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Long-time reader, first-time wretcher. goddamn
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 13:58 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Yeah as soon as i saw it was gonna be a gross one i also started scrolling: There was a fesh years back where a married goon caught her husband peeing in the kitchen sink and was seriously considering divorce over it. Not sure where that falls on the spectrum but it stuck with me for some reason.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:16 |
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Peeing in the sink means you want to murder your wife. It’s well known cmon.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:51 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Peeing in the sink means you want to murder your wife. It’s well known cmon.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:21 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:What if we don't have a wife to murder? People are just going to assume you murdered her and got away with it.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:44 |
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I've pissed in tons of sinks. It ain't no thang
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:22 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:27 |
Unless there's some obscure issue just flush the loving toilet imo but hey maybe that's too radical a concept Goons and their wafflestomping poopknfe sink pissing lifestyles -- idgi
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:53 |
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Just buy a bum gun. No toilet is complete without one.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:25 |
duke nuke em: blow it out your rear end
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:30 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Unless there's some obscure issue just flush the loving toilet imo but hey maybe that's too radical a concept Spoken like someone who has never had to deal with a younger sibling deliberately camping the crapper.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:51 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 08:08 |
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If you've never sinkpissed then you've never known the joy of bisecting the faucet stream with a mighty pissblast
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 06:31 |