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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Ja das ist sehr gut!

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Creed Reunion Tour posted:

I followed a nature photographer on flickr who had a very distinct username. Recently I learned he likes giving blow jobs to animals, except he doesn't use a leaf blower.
Well that's my story of the day.

you gonna link us to your tumblr or what?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
e: this thread fuckin rules, fyi. good job, op or whatever

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Orkin Mang posted:

id rather he sucked its big wild cock but ok

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I'm enjoying the new "man does thing" series.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i looked up antler velvet because i had heard about it but never really knew what it was supposed to be. naturally, the chinese use it for dick pills.

got to have something to fall back on once they've killed all the rhinos

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Donner Dancer Hummer and Vixen

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Remember when tom green touched all those animal dicks in Freddy got fingered?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Who Is Paul Blart posted:

Remember when tom green touched all those animal dicks in Freddy got fingered?

is that before or after he put he balls on national tv?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

luv 2 date boys posted:

you gonna link us to your tumblr or what?

http://naturephotagrapist.tumblr.com

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

I do not feel the urge to click that as I did this thread.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I see the op, and I raise this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1A-qkLNijo

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


at first im like "how do you lose a fight to a deer" but then i remembered that "retard strength" is a thing so deer must be strong as hell

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




OMGVBFLOL posted:

at first im like "how do you lose a fight to a deer"

The deer wanted it more.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

luv 2 date boys posted:

you gonna link us to your tumblr or what?

your already reading it :confused:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Is this another furry honeypot?

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

It's the retard rodeo.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
That's a good deer

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

best deer ever, best thread ever.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

OMGVBFLOL posted:

at first im like "how do you lose a fight to a deer" but then i remembered that "retard strength" is a thing so deer must be strong as hell

Deer have hard hoofs and strong limbs it's not surprising at all.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Humans are poo poo at fights

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
its weird how much velvet he has on those antlers almost looks like loving lichen growing on there

also anyone here ever make a carving knife handle out of antler? the woodworking thread is all power tools from sears and the take a hike forum is mostly dead,
you should all post in it it's only like 3 forums below this one i think

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

Humans are poo poo at fights

It's only because we are civilized and tame. I bet if you had a feral man he could probably take down a sheep or a baby deer.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

VendaGoat posted:

Quit playing with your food.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD, VENDAGOAT!

Chorman Plamp
Nov 23, 2004
I Craft War
Fun Shoe
Thread did not deliver.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc


prtnst6 months ago
should of grabbed its front legs
2
Krisztián Szirtes
Krisztián Szirtes2 months ago
SHOULD HAVE. Just no. Not "should of". Please.
prtnst
prtnst2 months ago
should have put deez nuts on your face
1

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Dreddout posted:

Why'd I click this thread?

Same thing I thought, but I'm glad I didn't regret it :3:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Chorman Plamp posted:

Thread did not deliver.

Ageed yet it is gold rated

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hector Beerlioz posted:

Ageed yet it is gold rated

OMG I'm so happy! :peanut:



Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
Put that deer in a headlock and then pry the felt off its antlers. Go inside and put them in a mixing bowl in the sink. Then get your pal to scan your body for ticks.

Eat the felt and experience a life changing boner.

I've only done this a few times, your results may vary.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Harakiri Potter posted:

Put that deer in a headlock and then pry the felt off its antlers. Go inside and put them in a mixing bowl in the sink. Then get your pal to scan your body for ticks.

Eat the felt and experience a life changing boner.

I've only done this a few times, your results may vary.

Ni hao ma

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
After your friend checks you for ticks you should both j/o to charge the crystals that may have been drained during the deer slaughter.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
oh boy, looks like I fell for this thread hook, line, and sinker.

nicely done OP, take my 5.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Needs more rednecks exploding deer with a homemade claymore.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Tony Snark posted:

Needs more rednecks exploding deer with a homemade claymore.
I got you covered!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPy8N0W6lfE

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i looked up antler velvet because i had heard about it but never really knew what it was supposed to be. naturally, the chinese use it for dick pills.

i wish someone with knowledge of chinese herbotology and eastern medecines could explain to me how it could be possible that every part of every animal can be made into dick pills.

i'm starting to think the chinese folks just like butchering up animals and dick pills is just a thin facade.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Deer are vermin.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

JiveHonky posted:

i wish someone with knowledge of chinese herbotology and eastern medecines could explain to me how it could be possible that every part of every animal can be made into dick pills.

i'm starting to think the chinese folks just like butchering up animals and dick pills is just a thin facade.

Close thread.

Congrats op.

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