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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Ork of Fiction posted:

Why are you misgendering Mr. Crapps, OP?! Are you some kind of a-hole???

Umm uhh oh jeez this is awkward uhh

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Hector Beerlioz posted:

How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

I actually do like this one.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
What do Jewish people hate more than the Holocaust?

The caust.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Snooze Cruise posted:

Umm uhh oh jeez this is awkward uhh

Don't woory, MR. Capps. I'll defend ur honor and ur wiener, forever.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common.

Their last big hit was the wall.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Snooze Cruise posted:

I once went on a date with a girl and printed out a picture of boo from Mario and said she was booutiful.

Uhh was that funny because if not I am a little embarrassed

Oh wait YOU said she was bootiful. That's lame. If she had finished the joke aka said the printout was bootiful then you would have found the one.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
What's the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a store without Robin.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Thanks everybody, you've been a great audience. I'm here all week during buffet hours. Goodnight.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Ork of Fiction posted:

Don't woory, MR. Capps. I'll defend ur honor and ur wiener, forever.

Oh no

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I heard Matt Damon found god, I guess you can say he is Bourne again.

Is this good?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Snooze Cruise posted:

I heard Matt Damon found god, I guess you can say he is Bourne again.

Is this good?

2/5

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

No biggie, duder. I just can't stand when ppl misgender like that. Gets me all steamed up!!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

hello from the gas chamber

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OMGVBFLOL posted:

hello from the gas chamber

Nice to meet you, Abraham

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I got a funny as campaign, Jared Letto of my eggo...

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Whats ET Short for?




Hes got little legs

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