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I was joking with a friend about what our pet's Pokedex entries would be. I thought it'd be fun to think up stuff together. I'll start with my dog Otis. Otis Otis's tail wags when he's excited, such as when greeting a friend or it's time to play. Loyal friend to anyone who offers him love, kindness, and a full plate of food. Otis has a sensitive nose that can detect food scraps and dropped leftovers from careless humans coming home from the bar. Otis is silent and only communicates through body language. Otis only makes sound if an enemy Pokémon is nearby.
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You sure described a dog, good job there buddy 
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Oct 5, 2016 11:57
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I bet your dog barks all the time I have that feeling
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Oct 5, 2016 12:07
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i'm gay (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 5, 2016 12:11
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Rufoid Rufoid violently attacks lazy and uncreative GBS posters, ripping out their heart and lungs when he smells a lovely probatable post like 'i'm gay' Rufoid evolves into Rufina.
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Oct 5, 2016 12:13
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Mozi posted:Rufoid wow what kind of pet is that?
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Oct 5, 2016 12:23
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Mozi posted:Rufoid that's a loyal pet, but the silly animal thinks its owner has a monopoly on being incredibly gay
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Oct 5, 2016 16:24
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Can you post some actual representative Pokédex entries so we can know what we're working with here?
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Oct 5, 2016 17:29
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Mine would be number 069.
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Oct 5, 2016 17:30
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What are pokedics?
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Oct 5, 2016 17:43
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Mine would be a ghost type, because it's dead
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Oct 5, 2016 17:45
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Mine would be a ghost type, because it's dead Same.
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Oct 5, 2016 17:48
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A Cat- This pokemon is a loving rear end in a top hat and will occasionally stare at you while dropping a fat deuce on the floor outside of the catbox he's standing in. E: This pokemon evolves into A Real Prick
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Oct 5, 2016 17:49
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Mine would be a ghost type, because it's dead Guess you should have been a better poketrainer.
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Oct 5, 2016 17:53
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large raccoon with tiny feet for hands? some type of kangaroo?  not sure what i'm dealing with here. it is very rude and does not clean up after itself
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Oct 5, 2016 18:04
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Nonviolent J posted:i'm gay 
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Oct 5, 2016 18:58
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Fluffernut This dog loving hates it when you call it Fluffernut It cannot communicate this so you spend your entire life calling it Fluffernut You doomed an innocent mammal to a lifetime of misery
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Oct 5, 2016 19:04
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Spangolin Loves milkytreats and lick-m-aid Careful and safe driver, gets special insurance rate $300 deductable
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Oct 5, 2016 19:24
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Jasper Jasper has anxiety. He will get very skittish if no one is home, if he's in a car, if he's around water, or for any reason at all. He likes to lay on my dad's office desk and laptop keyboard, sometimes while my dad is working.
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Oct 5, 2016 19:27
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River- the neighbor says he saw River and another male dog humping each other so he might be gay or something beep boop
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Oct 5, 2016 19:28
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Move set: Bark - Psychic Attack Pee on floor - Water Attack
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Oct 5, 2016 19:49
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The OP's Mom has lots of sex with nooner moves: Blow Job, Anal, cuck (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 5, 2016 19:50
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Nooner posted:The OP's Mom (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 5, 2016 20:28
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nigga crab pollock posted:large raccoon with tiny feet for hands? that's a common brushtail possum dumbass
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Oct 6, 2016 06:57
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Anyway my cat's legal name is Chairman Meow but I'm going to get it changed to Caterpie because Chairman Meow stopped being funny and Caterpie rolls off the tongue better, though most of the time we just refer to him as Cat like it's a proper noun. Cat The Indignant Pokemon Cat ceaselessly emits shrill cries for attention. It is very ashamed of the white spot on its belly.
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Oct 6, 2016 07:07
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DudeDDog Normal/Ground Type PKMN Ability: Rock Head Nature: Brave Attacks: LICK [GHST] SAND ATTACK [NRML] ROLLOUT [ROCK] DIG [GRND] Item held: King's Rock
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Oct 6, 2016 07:17
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Penus moves: slam, peck, cum Eveolves into a Bigdik
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Oct 6, 2016 09:39
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Never played pokemans but stole Dinosaurmageddons template: Doggo Psychic/Retarded Ability: Bark! Nature: Always happy Attacks: LICK [GHST] EAT RANDOM poo poo ON FLOOR [NRML] WAG TAIL [FLYING] BEG FOR FOOD [GRND] Item held: Squeaky Ball
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Oct 6, 2016 12:02
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ate all the Oreos posted:Anyway my cat's legal name is Chairman Meow but I'm going to get it changed to Caterpie because Chairman Meow stopped being funny and Caterpie rolls off the tongue better, though most of the time we just refer to him as Cat like it's a proper noun. one of my childhood cats only got a name like 10 years later because after ten years she finally started to warm up and meow. and by meow its more like mao so basically her name is 'mao zedong' instead of 'blue cat' now
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