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Tom Brady?
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TOM BRADY 13 8.50%
Touchdown Tom Brady 21 13.73%
T*m Br*dy 28 18.30%
Cody Kessler 24 15.69%
Kiss the Rings 25 16.34%
42 27.45%
Total: 90 votes
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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Two elite tight ends go split out wide
Go split out wide, go split out wide
Two elite tight ends go split out wide
Go split out wide, go split out wide

GOAT is back, back again,
Brady's back, tell a friend
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back

They've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Tommy no more
They want Matt Ryan, I'm undrafted
Well forget Matty Ice cause you're gonna get shafted
A little dirty bird slumped hard in November
Tom Terrific is always alive in December
Then a bye while you get fried in the postseason
All my piling up points are asphyxiating
When I'm trying to run up the score dominating, "Hike"
You'll be failing your arms face masking
'Cause I'm back, I'm here to pass and captivating
Other QBs look like Chad Henne
In the Super Bowl so much it's calculated
So the A-F-C has set me free won't let me cheat so let me see
They tried to have a season on TV
But the ratings are poo poo now without me
So come on and shake, corner backs quake
Quick snap, gently caress a big blitz and just pump fake
And get ready AFC East don't even bother
I just ended my suspension, "gently caress you, Roger!"

Now this looks like the year for me
to win another league MVP
But we'll need a little Rob Gronkowski
gently caress, no more deflating Jastremski
I said, this looks like the year for me
to win another league MVP
But we'll need a little Rob Gronkowski
gently caress no more deflating Jastremski

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016


insanely dirty play by known cheater tom brady

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Remember that time Tom Brady brutally murdered a bunch of guys and the court said "yeah probably not" and Roger Goodell suspended him in foootball jail? I'm not sure why they're letting him out when he's just going to do the same thing to the Browns.



Anyway those footballs weren't deflated, they were just depressed.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Two elite tight ends go split out wide
Go split out wide, go split out wide
Two elite tight ends go split out wide
Go split out wide, go split out wide

GOAT is back, back again,
Brady's back, tell a friend
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back

They've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Tommy no more
They want Matt Ryan, I'm undrafted
Well forget Matty Ice cause you're gonna get shafted
A little dirty bird slumped hard in November
Tom Terrific is always alive in December
Then a bye while you get fried in the postseason
All my piling up points are asphyxiating
When I'm trying to run up the score dominating, "Hike"
You'll be failing your arms face masking
'Cause I'm back, I'm here to pass and captivating
Other QBs look like Chad Henne
In the Super Bowl so much it's calculated
So the A-F-C has set me free won't let me cheat so let me see
They tried to have a season on TV
But the ratings are poo poo now without me
So come on and shake, corner backs quake
Quick snap, gently caress a big blitz and just pump fake
And get ready AFC East don't even bother
I just ended my suspension, "gently caress you, Roger!"

Now this looks like the year for me
to win another league MVP
But we'll need a little Rob Gronkowski
gently caress, no more deflating Jastremski
I said, this looks like the year for me
to win another league MVP
But we'll need a little Rob Gronkowski
gently caress no more deflating Jastremski

:patsdowns:

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Two elite tight ends go split out wide
Go split out wide, go split out wide
Two elite tight ends go split out wide
Go split out wide, go split out wide

GOAT is back, back again,
Brady's back, tell a friend
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back,
GOAT is back

They've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Tommy no more
They want Matt Ryan, I'm undrafted
Well forget Matty Ice cause you're gonna get shafted
A little dirty bird slumped hard in November
Tom Terrific is always alive in December
Then a bye while you get fried in the postseason
All my piling up points are asphyxiating
When I'm trying to run up the score dominating, "Hike"
You'll be failing your arms face masking
'Cause I'm back, I'm here to pass and captivating
Other QBs look like Chad Henne
In the Super Bowl so much it's calculated
So the A-F-C has set me free won't let me cheat so let me see
They tried to have a season on TV
But the ratings are poo poo now without me
So come on and shake, corner backs quake
Quick snap, gently caress a big blitz and just pump fake
And get ready AFC East don't even bother
I just ended my suspension, "gently caress you, Roger!"

Now this looks like the year for me
to win another league MVP
But we'll need a little Rob Gronkowski
gently caress, no more deflating Jastremski
I said, this looks like the year for me
to win another league MVP
But we'll need a little Rob Gronkowski
gently caress no more deflating Jastremski

fart.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
He tried it

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

thanks to that rap sundays have been a living hell for me since 1999

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I really hope he does well. But he will do well because he's Tom Brady.

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

sweet thursday posted:

I really hope he does well. But he will do well because he's Tom Brady.

I hope he does poor, just because the "Tom Brady, System Quarterback" hot takes are the best.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Did you know Tom Brady is a cheater at football and in life

The man has hair plugs folks

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Wait, Tom Brady was out? Why? You'd think they'd mention that on ESPN or something.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Browns were the little baby animal sacrifice that Brady needed to attain his full power n hatefuck the league

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