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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

While rummaging through archive.org, I discovered that Symantec produced this song-like object in 2000 or so.

https://web.archive.org/web/20060421160320/http://www.madchat.org/vxdevl/vxmisc/Symantec_Revolution.mp3

This can't be the worst software promotional campaign, can it? There's got to be worse somewhere, right?

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



first view

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
Everything involving Ballmer.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
all the poo poo marketing involving superheroes

why are there so many of them????

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I'm a Mac

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

lol i like this song

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

sexy robot girl video card

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
windows 7 hamburgers

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

http://www.ranum.com/editorials/corporate-songs/CheckPoint.mp3

the Check Point song

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
the seven hundred series is what you need
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLTh4uVJduI

but actually bad instead of great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noEHHB6rnMI&t=419s

AtomD fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Oct 13, 2016

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Parahexavoctal posted:

While rummaging through archive.org, I discovered that Symantec produced this song-like object in 2000 or so.

https://web.archive.org/web/20060421160320/http://www.madchat.org/vxdevl/vxmisc/Symantec_Revolution.mp3

This can't be the worst software promotional campaign, can it? There's got to be worse somewhere, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGFogwcx-E

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

my god

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

http://i.imgur.com/DoT7O5T.mp4

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

jesus gently caress, that's from 2009

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Don't you dare poo poo on Songsmith, the greatest gift Microsoft ever bestowed upon computers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22AWPW5s4EA

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
im the white man's record scratch

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foLkyLkGUUo

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I nominate the Scroogled campaign as the actual worst ms campaign of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y2mqoDjQXI

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
this one was p bad

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GZGkpGCPVs

(full 56 minute version)

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

Polos are incredibly unflattering unless you have less than 8% body fat. Also a novelty clothing for horse polo.

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

wide stance posted:

Polos are incredibly unflattering unless you have less than 8% body fat. Also a novelty clothing for horse polo.

beep boop i wear only the optimal grey cotton tshirt mon-fri *whirrrr* boop bip

Apocadall
Mar 25, 2010

Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

Satellit3 posted:

beep boop i wear only the optimal grey cotton tshirt mon-fri *whirrrr* boop bip

don't forget, it has to have a pocket too

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

this is jaw achingly dorky. Yuck.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Qualcomm are still the reigning champions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY

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Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


BooLoo posted:

Everything involving Ballmer.

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