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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


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Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK
Wasn't that judge who beat the poo poo out of his daughter for downloading warez from Texas?

And didn't she end up being a crazy furry who wanted to gently caress her pet lizards or something? It sort of explains a lot really. :smith:

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
After reading the op I thought, "I bet this is either around Houston or north/ northeast of Houston." Glad to see I'm right on the money.

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
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SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Captain Rufus posted:

Wasn't that judge who beat the poo poo out of his daughter for downloading warez from Texas?

And didn't she end up being a crazy furry who wanted to gently caress her pet lizards or something? It sort of explains a lot really. :smith:

Haha yeah that all sounds right. She was definitely a crazy furry goon. Goddamn I love this site so much.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Remember that time a fertilizer plant in Texas exploded and destroyed a town because Rick Perry looked at safety regulations, went "lol what the gently caress is this", and threw them in the garbage? I hope Texas explodes soon.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Remember that time a fertilizer plant in Texas exploded and destroyed a town because Rick Perry looked at safety regulations, went "lol what the gently caress is this", and threw them in the garbage? I hope Texas explodes soon.

Safety regulations are just Big Government's way of trampling on the honest and hardworking entrepreneur and forcing him to kowtow to the greedy whims of his gormless and bitter employees at the same time. The Free Market will naturally find the safest and most effective way to do things, if not hobbled by red tape at every step.

Do you know why we have unleaded gasoline, even though the lead made engines at the time run better and smoother? Some big city "doctors" playing at police detective decided that the reason some filthy poors working in our country's most vital industry had gone insane and murdered people was because of inhaling massive amounts of leaded fumes. Entire brain saturated with lead? Poppycock! It was just some dirty worthless micks getting drunk and out of control.

Well, before you know it, the entire industry had to change policies and formulas and spend tons of money looking after "worker safety" when the workers were fine despite a few isolated hiccups. It was a terrible miscarriage of justice!

What? Of course the companies tried to cover it up! They had money on the line!

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Pvt.Scott posted:

Do you know why we have unleaded gasoline, even though the lead made engines at the time run better and smoother? Some big city "doctors" playing at police detective decided that the reason some filthy poors working in our country's most vital industry had gone insane and murdered people was because of inhaling massive amounts of leaded fumes. Entire brain saturated with lead? Poppycock! It was just some dirty worthless micks getting drunk and out of control.

TBF this only became obvious after leaded gas had been banned for a couple decades.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pvt.Scott posted:

Safety regulations are just Big Government's way of trampling on the honest and hardworking entrepreneur and forcing him to kowtow to the greedy whims of his gormless and bitter employees at the same time. The Free Market will naturally find the safest and most effective way to do things, if not hobbled by red tape at every step.

Do you know why we have unleaded gasoline, even though the lead made engines at the time run better and smoother? Some big city "doctors" playing at police detective decided that the reason some filthy poors working in our country's most vital industry had gone insane and murdered people was because of inhaling massive amounts of leaded fumes. Entire brain saturated with lead? Poppycock! It was just some dirty worthless micks getting drunk and out of control.

Well, before you know it, the entire industry had to change policies and formulas and spend tons of money looking after "worker safety" when the workers were fine despite a few isolated hiccups. It was a terrible miscarriage of justice!

What? Of course the companies tried to cover it up! They had money on the line!

loving liberal scum making cars run like poo poo and making the us reliant on the middle east

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Speleothing posted:

TBF this only became obvious after leaded gas had been banned for a couple decades.

It was a fun early episode in police clinical forensics, though.

Cockmaster
Feb 24, 2002

Captain Rufus posted:

Wasn't that judge who beat the poo poo out of his daughter for downloading warez from Texas?

And didn't she end up being a crazy furry who wanted to gently caress her pet lizards or something? It sort of explains a lot really. :smith:

If that's who I think it is, I do remember hearing about her recording the attack and attempting to blackmail her father instead of going to the cops.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

she did record it and post it and multiple goons jacked off to it

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol that guy wants to gently caress his daughter sooo bad

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Moridin920 posted:

lol that guy wants to gently caress his daughter sooo bad

Even if he doesn't know that he does, he does. He should probably see a therapist and talk about why he's such a hosed up control freak.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

this isn't the trump thread

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016

Blue Train posted:

loving liberal scum making cars run like poo poo and making the us reliant on the middle east

if only we could drill our own oil, or heaven forbid pursue clean energy

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
the RED BLOODED AMERICAN buys a RAM CHARGER ten times more powerful than he needs

the PUSSY SHITHEADED LIBERAL DICKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER gets an electric car what doesn't make vroom vroom sounds when he squish down on the long skinny pedal, and also can't go 120 miles per hour; what a dipshit he's not going to get any pussy this way

vote trump. also, help me bail this seawater out of the florida coastal property i literally just spent a half mil on

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
"if you care about the environment SO MUCH and you're SO GAY FOR THE OZONE, why do you have a gasoline-using car"

*glares at price tag these motherfuckers are stapling onto electric cars*

*hears elon musk jacking off and cackling madly at the same time*

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Remember that time a fertilizer plant in Texas exploded and destroyed a town because Rick Perry looked at safety regulations, went "lol what the gently caress is this", and threw them in the garbage? I hope Texas explodes soon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Fertilizer_Company_explosion

with fines as low as thirty dollars for illegally stockpiling town-destroying explosives with no protection, you can set aside more money for private settlements.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
What region of the united states is this happening?

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Give Texas back to Mexico. There will be more cartel murders but it will at least be relatively sane.
White people are white because our ancestors lived in cold sunless places for thousands of generations. Put those same people in a sweltering place like texas and their brains boil resulting in idiotic accents and jebus obsession and stories like we see here.
"Southern culture" is all just inter-generational heat stroke.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Captain Rufus posted:

Wasn't that judge who beat the poo poo out of his daughter for downloading warez from Texas?

And didn't she end up being a crazy furry who wanted to gently caress her pet lizards or something? It sort of explains a lot really. :smith:

yeah her forum name was something w shoe or shoes? But as someone who lives in the south texas coastal bend where shes from im not surprised at all, port aransas is fun for beach and spring break but the rest of that county is typical tiny texas towns, mix of rednecks and good ole boys and maybe some refinery workers. oh and one lovely furry who tried to blackmail her lovely dad

Seashell Salesman
Aug 4, 2005

Holy wow! That "Literally A Person" sure is a cool and good poster. He's smart and witty and he smells like a pure mountain stream. I posted in his thread and I got a FANCY NEW AVATAR!!!!

Millions of Crows posted:

Give Texas back to Mexico. There will be more cartel murders but it will at least be relatively sane.

Give it back to Mexico but also legalize all the drugs in the US at the same time.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

yeah her forum name was something w shoe or shoes? But as someone who lives in the south texas coastal bend where shes from im not surprised at all, port aransas is fun for beach and spring break but the rest of that county is typical tiny texas towns, mix of rednecks and good ole boys and maybe some refinery workers. oh and one lovely furry who tried to blackmail her lovely dad

Don't sign your posts.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I don't think this is the same girl.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Shoe of All Cosmos or something

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3793863

This is a real thing that actually exists.

On these forums, not in some bible college that's also a trailer park.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

scuba school sucks posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3793863

This is a real thing that actually exists.

On these forums, not in some bible college that's also a trailer park.

What the loving gently caress

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
The game can get a little porny, if you let it. If you're disgusted by pedophilia, it's only really one quest line and one set of outfits. If you're completely disgusted by pedophilia there's mods that completely remove all sexually explicit content from the game ABOUT RAISING YOUR DAUGHTER.

:commissar:

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
No game about raising a daughter should let you get porny

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

scuba school sucks posted:

If you're completely disgusted by pedophilia
Yeah, like some kind of WEIRDO. It's just a little pedophilia, don't be so square, daddi-o.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
To be fair, the girl is literally a space baby dropped on you by god that the player gets hoodwinked into raising or something. You can turn her into a bloodthirsty psychopath, so that's cool.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Please close the thread. It's occupied by pedos.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Former special forces boots on the ground, Dale..ahem, Rusty Shacklford reporting for duty.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Pvt.Scott posted:

To be fair, the girl is literally a space baby dropped on you by god that the player gets hoodwinked into raising or something. You can turn her into a bloodthirsty psychopath, so that's cool.

How can someone be on these dead gay forums and not know about Lizzie Shinkicker. It defies belief

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Vengarr posted:

How can someone be on these dead gay forums and not know about Lizzie Shinkicker. It defies belief

Haha! I knew my knowledge of that game came from somewhere!

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I wonder if he makes the mom dress up like the daughter before sex

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






i bet the dad is friends with this guy: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ue-girl-in-nyc/



he's from that part of pennsyltucky that's more redneck than texas

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