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- Scene - Donald Trump sits in his office high atop Trump tower. The desk before him is covered in a mess of papers and knickknacks. In a small clearing among the mess is a single plate containing the remnants of a meal he just finished consuming - well done steak, with ketchup. Fatty remnants and charred bits dot the plate. A bead of sweat drips from Donald’s brow. His breathing is labored and accented with strained grunts and wheezing. After a moment he closes his eyes as his whole body shudders. Donald takes a sip of Diet Coke and leans back in his chair slightly. The camera pans and we can see something beneath Donald’s desk. After a moment we can see a disheveled figure. We zoom in on Donald’s wrinkled wiener dropping from the mouth of an exuberant Jerry Jones. He wipes a drip of yellowish-orange semen from his mouth and turns to the camera. “This is the only kind of kneeling I’ll allow.” - end scene -
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:35 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 12:20 |
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ah man I did not need to visualize that
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:59 |
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And it's at the top of the loving page, of course. Not cool.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 22:10 |
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Good lord man.
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 19:05 |
Sigh... *unzips*
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 19:15 |
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I couldn't get past the well-done steak with ketchup.
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# ? Jul 29, 2018 16:37 |
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So, back to football. Who are the Eagles gonna beat up in the Super Bowl this year? Learn to love it, NFC Eastdiaperheads. Eagles are gonna be the gold standard for a long time. #DYNASTY Also, enjoy the Dallas coaching staff having Dak watch film of Carson Wentz to show him how to be a better QB: https://www.bleedinggreennation.com...e-eagles-qb-nfl I'm gonna go watch Episode 5 of the Cowboys All or Nothing and beat off. 89 fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jul 29, 2018 |
# ? Jul 29, 2018 18:55 |
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89 posted:So, back to football. Tom Brady will tie Jim Kelly's record of 4 Super Bowl losses in a rematch of Super Bowl LII.
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# ? Jul 29, 2018 22:02 |
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My one football wish is Brady losing to the eagles again in the super bowl and then retiring.
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# ? Jul 29, 2018 23:22 |
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89 posted:So, back to football. The Jags
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 00:43 |
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https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1023916869835808768 lol STFU Jerry!
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:44 |
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Now tell Dak to shut the hell up too
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 18:00 |
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Lol life long Texan who made his fortune based off an industry essentially built on racism and owns an nfl team named The Cowboys I wonder if he has strong feelings about blacks being put into their place
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 18:42 |
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If someone could put up a fresh NFC East thread, I'd be appreciative.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:33 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRdpiZUPZtE lol gently caress Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. quote:“It’s incredible to me that a player can beat up a woman and play for the Dallas Cowboys. A player can use illegal drugs time and time again and still play, but you take a knee to protest the racial injustice in America, and now you’ve crossed a line that he will not allow,” Hansen said Monday night in his latest commentary for Dallas ABC affiliate WFAA, where he’s worked for more than 30 years.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:58 |
Athanatos posted:If someone could put up a fresh NFC East thread, I'd be appreciative. Why? Edit. Oh I see, new threads for a new season. Derp
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 22:49 |
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NFC East: Jerry Jones Huffs Trump's rear end
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 02:26 |
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NFC East: The answer to the NFL asking "What game goes in the prime time slot?"
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 03:18 |
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Similarly NFC East: The Reason Your Team Isn't Primetime NFC East: Better Markets. Better Teams. Papa Jerry's.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 04:08 |
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I'm good with all that as long as we corner the market.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 04:14 |
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NFC East: You'll Watch It & You'll Like It
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 04:14 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 12:20 |
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2018: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3864736
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