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deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


- Scene -
Donald Trump sits in his office high atop Trump tower. The desk before him is covered in a mess of papers and knickknacks. In a small clearing among the mess is a single plate containing the remnants of a meal he just finished consuming - well done steak, with ketchup. Fatty remnants and charred bits dot the plate. A bead of sweat drips from Donald’s brow. His breathing is labored and accented with strained grunts and wheezing. After a moment he closes his eyes as his whole body shudders. Donald takes a sip of Diet Coke and leans back in his chair slightly.

The camera pans and we can see something beneath Donald’s desk. After a moment we can see a disheveled figure.

We zoom in on Donald’s wrinkled wiener dropping from the mouth of an exuberant Jerry Jones. He wipes a drip of yellowish-orange semen from his mouth and turns to the camera.

“This is the only kind of kneeling I’ll allow.”

- end scene -

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
ah man I did not need to visualize that

rujasu
Dec 19, 2013

And it's at the top of the loving page, of course. Not cool.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Good lord man.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Sigh...


*unzips*

DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

I couldn't get past the well-done steak with ketchup.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
So, back to football.

Who are the Eagles gonna beat up in the Super Bowl this year?

Learn to love it, NFC Eastdiaperheads. Eagles are gonna be the gold standard for a long time. #DYNASTY

Also, enjoy the Dallas coaching staff having Dak watch film of Carson Wentz to show him how to be a better QB:

https://www.bleedinggreennation.com...e-eagles-qb-nfl

I'm gonna go watch Episode 5 of the Cowboys All or Nothing and beat off.

89 fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jul 29, 2018

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

89 posted:

So, back to football.

Who are the Eagles gonna beat up in the Super Bowl this year?

Tom Brady will tie Jim Kelly's record of 4 Super Bowl losses in a rematch of Super Bowl LII.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
My one football wish is Brady losing to the eagles again in the super bowl and then retiring.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


89 posted:

So, back to football.

Who are the Eagles gonna beat up in the Super Bowl this year?

Learn to love it, NFC Eastdiaperheads. Eagles are gonna be the gold standard for a long time. #DYNASTY

Also, enjoy the Dallas coaching staff having Dak watch film of Carson Wentz to show him how to be a better QB:

https://www.bleedinggreennation.com...e-eagles-qb-nfl

I'm gonna go watch Episode 5 of the Cowboys All or Nothing and beat off.

The Jags

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1023916869835808768

lol STFU Jerry!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Now tell Dak to shut the hell up too

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Lol life long Texan who made his fortune based off an industry essentially built on racism and owns an nfl team named The Cowboys

I wonder if he has strong feelings about blacks being put into their place

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
If someone could put up a fresh NFC East thread, I'd be appreciative.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRdpiZUPZtE

lol gently caress Jerry Jones and the Cowboys.

quote:

“It’s incredible to me that a player can beat up a woman and play for the Dallas Cowboys. A player can use illegal drugs time and time again and still play, but you take a knee to protest the racial injustice in America, and now you’ve crossed a line that he will not allow,” Hansen said Monday night in his latest commentary for Dallas ABC affiliate WFAA, where he’s worked for more than 30 years.

“Jones loves and respects the national anthem so much that when it was being played before the start of practice Saturday, he left his cap on,” Hansen said. “And when he was told about the mistake he was making, he still left his cap on. He who makes the rules, apparently doesn’t have to follow them.”

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Athanatos posted:

If someone could put up a fresh NFC East thread, I'd be appreciative.

Why?

Edit. Oh I see, new threads for a new season. Derp

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


NFC East: Jerry Jones Huffs Trump's rear end

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

NFC East: The answer to the NFL asking "What game goes in the prime time slot?"

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Similarly

NFC East: The Reason Your Team Isn't Primetime
NFC East: Better Markets. Better Teams. Papa Jerry's.

DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

I'm good with all that as long as we corner the market.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


NFC East: You'll Watch It & You'll Like It

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
2018: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3864736

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