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Saint Isaias Boner posted:im not familiar with the source material, can you please summarise a bunch of muslims got dumped in a lovely desert and survive by drinking their own piss and poo poo
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:im not familiar with the source material, can you please summarise
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sometimes they drink each other's piss and poo poo too
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Oct 21, 2016 23:37
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"Hey! Muad'dweeb!"
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Oct 21, 2016 23:55
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what's a gom jabbar? Asking for a friend.
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i think fantasy and sci fi books should contain a max of 10 made up words. any more is just rude
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EvilTwig posted:Banished to the sugared wilderness, Pall (now head of House Agamemnides) and Lady Jazzica meet with and are eventually accepted by the planet's native population, the Freedmenmen, a process made easier by previous prophecy-seeding by the Missionaria Phonibalonica, via the Great Prophet Phyllis. The natives are receptive to the fulfillment of the prophecies even after the revelation that Phyllis's decanonization resulted in her prophecies being discredited. Pall, given the Freedmenmen name Assol and taking the secret name Mauve'Bib (after the purple napkin that all Freedmenmen wear about their necks), begins to ascend the power structure of the tribe and takes the Freedmenmen girl Loni as his lover. He realizes that he could use the Freedmenmen to return to a position of power, taking control of not only Doon but the Imperium itself. He also realizes what the planet's Imperial Planetologist and liberal economist, Keynes, had puzzled out some time before: the rampaging Giant Pretzels (known as Schmai-gunug) actually produces the beer as a byproduct of its very life-cycle. The Lady Jazzica ascends to the status of Revved-Up Mother of Hootch Grabr, becoming known as Jazzica-of-the-Weirdness. During her ascension, while getting drunk on the beer, she realizes that she carries Lotto's daughter. Her intoxication opens her foetal daughter to the thousands of years of Boni Maroni culinary history; the result is Nailya-the-Truly-Weird, a toddler who spouts recipes as though she were an adult. im all up to speed now, thanks
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:im not familiar with the source material, can you please summarise magical arabs drink their own piss and ride monster cocks the first book is really good the rest suck rear end
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Oct 22, 2016 00:25
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Hogge Wild posted:the first book is really good the rest suck rear end
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Oct 22, 2016 01:10
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I'll take Atreides Atouadoze Annewonnadis here sand worm baby... Hey Muadib, betcha when your ma asked yeas ta stick yer hand inner box ya didn't even flinch!
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Oct 22, 2016 01:12
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Hey Paulie-boy, have your lips gone cold or have you just been suckin' on yer mamma's tit?
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:im not familiar with the source material, can you please summarise It's Atlas Shrugged in space.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:It's Atlas Shrugged in space. you talking about dune? Where a disgraced upperclassman rounds up the peasants and overthrows the semi feudal establishment to create a totalitarian state where the government owns and controls everything with an iron fist?
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dsf posted:hi my name is jamis *gets stabbed*
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Frankenstyle posted:Oh! Follow him around with my dick out shouting "Usal has summoned a big one!" probably this
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Oct 22, 2016 01:40
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i'll probably just speak in paragraphs at him and say "ah-h-h-h" a lot
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TheLightPurges posted:you talking about dune? Where a disgraced upperclassman rounds up the peasants and overthrows the semi feudal establishment to create a totalitarian state where the government owns and controls everything with an iron fist? The plot details are a little different, but they're both Scifi stories about weirdo superhumans going around using ridiculous technology to execute absurd master plans. To be fair, Dune has better action scenes. Maybe Atlas Shrugged would have been better if they'd used Rearden Metal to make steampunk robots or something.
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Fremen were the original dragonborn, just sayin.
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I, PAUL:MUAD'DIB, born a sovereign citizen of the planet Calidan to the family Atreides, do not recognise the authority of the Padishah Emperor or the jurisdiction of the Landsraad Council and hereby declare myself a Fremen on the Sand.
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Serak posted:I, PAUL:MUAD'DIB, born a sovereign citizen of the planet Caliban to the family Atreides, do not recognise the authority of the Padishah Emperor or the jurisdiction of the Landsraad Council and hereby declare myself a Fremen on the Sand. Sir, I believe you'll find that the Imperial flag is fringed denoting that this is in fact a Spacing Guild court and as such...
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Wikipedia tells me that Muad'dib is the fremen word for kangaroo mouse. Kangaroo mice are scared little weaklings that need me to rescue them from parking garages using Chinese food containers for transportation. But at least it is a less lazy fictional word than fre(e)men.
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>cast enlarge satan
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Queersack Hasarack
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the GOP is the Bene Gesserit the Tea Party is the Missionaria Protectiva Trump supporters are the Fremen and yes, Trump is the god damned Kwisatz Haderach It fits perfectly. They got what they asked for instead of what they wanted
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